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Meta
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States6225 Posts
February 23 2009 22:32 GMT
#81
as hilarious as this blog is, the same thing happened to me. talk to her about it.
good vibes only
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
February 23 2009 22:36 GMT
#82
I can kinda relate, it's just the male stereotype acting up. No matter how drunk/tired/not in the mood you might be, you're expected to want sex.
This neo violence, pure self defiance
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
February 23 2009 22:38 GMT
#83
It's all a lie. I don't think there's such a thing as a "cute, loyal" filipino girl who doesn't flirt around and doesn't love drama.

just kidding. (though truth be told the vast majority of flip girls ive come across have all been insane... T_T )


But seriously...are you fucking serious? If this is a troll, I laughed. If this is real, then fucking TALK to her, get everything out in the open, and move forward from there. Or start fucking with condoms, that might save your dick a little bit.
Hello
emucxg
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Finland4559 Posts
February 23 2009 23:32 GMT
#84
How about a blowjob in the back seat before I go?


I lol'd
Elvin_vn
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Vietnam2038 Posts
February 23 2009 23:53 GMT
#85
dude, use your head
do not agrue with idiots, they will pull you down to their level and beat you with their experiences
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
February 24 2009 00:02 GMT
#86
On February 24 2009 08:53 Elvin_vn wrote:
dude, use your head

this might hurt, use hers.

need pic to learn more though
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
iloahz
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States964 Posts
February 24 2009 00:07 GMT
#87
I dont believe it
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
February 24 2009 00:38 GMT
#88
those of you who like a good joke check zatic's post in page 2 with the link.. MONKEYSPANKER there = rebirthoflegend here.. notice his defense of this concept? Only difference being the other time he defended it he was on another ID that got banned.. lool
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
February 24 2009 01:00 GMT
#89
On February 24 2009 07:19 jinwoooooooo wrote:
Get her to orgasm first every time. See how she'd feel



Yeah but girls can do it more than once and therefore, would want it more.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
February 24 2009 01:04 GMT
#90
Stick it in her ass next time unexpectedly. See how she likes it then.
why so 진지해?
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
February 24 2009 01:06 GMT
#91
On February 24 2009 10:04 Rekrul wrote:
Stick it in her ass next time unexpectedly. See how she likes it then.


someone already said that roflfl
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
February 24 2009 01:07 GMT
#92
oh =[
why so 진지해?
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9107 Posts
February 24 2009 01:07 GMT
#93
What's your girlfriends number/address? I'll take her every other day if you want some relief.
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
February 24 2009 01:48 GMT
#94
is this like the wet dick blog?

either way, you have to let her know that you need a break or else keep on doing her
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
Deleted User 31060
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
3788 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-24 02:11:15
February 24 2009 02:10 GMT
#95
yeah this happens to me all the time. Every freaking girl I date does this to me, and it's just too much and I have to break up with them. By god I've been having sex at least 20 times a week for the past 2 years.

sucks, doesn't it?

Edit: and I must have gone through 10-12 freaking hot girls too. Seriously, wtf.
Peaked at C- on ICCUP and proud of it! @Sunyveil
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9107 Posts
February 24 2009 03:03 GMT
#96
Ok that last post there blew any type of realism this thread may have had.
RebirthOfLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
USA5860 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-24 03:25:50
February 24 2009 03:23 GMT
#97
Edit: On second thought, inc just dumb troll lolololol, we should just make a single thread for you, frits, and headbangaa to act like jackasses. It will be fun!
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24761 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-24 03:43:14
February 24 2009 03:42 GMT
#98
Wow I had the same exact problem.

Well, not exactly the same. I had five simultaneous nymphomaniac girlfriends and I just couldn't find enough time to rest.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
February 24 2009 03:43 GMT
#99
On February 24 2009 12:23 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote:
Edit: On second thought, inc just dumb troll lolololol, we should just make a single thread for you, frits, and headbangaa to act like jackasses. It will be fun!


We do have those.. it is called "every blog monkeyspanker makes about this weeks rage fight with his girlfriends disgruntled parents"
Phyre
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States1288 Posts
February 24 2009 04:31 GMT
#100
This is certainly a possible problem. I don't know if I'm in the minority here but it is definitely possible to get sore from too much sex in a short period of time. As Chill already mentioned, try talking to her. Barring that, the sex toy suggestion might not be a bad idea. I've got no experience with that option though so take that with a grain of salt.
"Oh no, I got you with your pants... on your face... That's not how you wear pants." - Nintu, catching 1 hatch lurks.
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