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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
March 03 2009 07:30 GMT
#121
use this


[image loading]
Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
March 03 2009 07:34 GMT
#122
^^
"As advertised in any Japanese porno!
Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
March 03 2009 07:41 GMT
#123
On February 24 2009 05:11 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 24 2009 04:30 zatic wrote:
Pleeeease, inControl, can you take care of this thread?


Fear not sir for I am here!

Hey WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE?

Where in the FUCK does this happen in a male's mind? It must be a fucking formula:

Step1: Show people I am having sex
Step2: Pretend it is a problem but make sure to announce the PROBLEM is in fact that you are TOO LUCKY.
Step3: Sheepishly announce that you "cannot believe you made a girl blog on TL"
Step4: Act shocked when everyone laughs at you for trying to secretly brag.
Step5: Laugh it off and maintain the "cool guy" persona

Listen you sack of shit: I don't think this is an actual problem anyone could have. Too much seX? You fucking kidding me? That is a great thing and if it isn't use your mouth for words and not sucking the crabs off her pubes.

I'm so tired of these kinds of threads: "Hey guys, I have this problem.. my penis is so big it dips in the water.." or "My girlfriend has this problem: My penis is too big!"

HAHAHAHA I GET IT.. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO GOOD. That is like LS bitching about no practice partners wanting to play with him because he is TOO good. Jesus christ.


This was awesome. You sure know how to see through bullshit and articulate it.
The Past: Yellow, Julyzerg, Chojja, Savior, GGplay -- The Present: Luxury, Jae- The Future: -Dong, maGma, Zero, Effort, Hoejja, hyvaa, by.hero, calm, Action ---> SC2 (Ret?? Kolll Idra!! SEN, Cool, ZergBong, Leenock)
-slo.m1ke-
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Slovenia352 Posts
March 03 2009 08:29 GMT
#124
there is no such thing as too much sex.
yukido
Profile Joined February 2009
Germany102 Posts
March 03 2009 09:32 GMT
#125
I smell copypasta.
ChoboOv
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada126 Posts
March 03 2009 22:00 GMT
#126
I suggest you talk to her. plain and simple. Tell her the truth what is on your mind. It will go a long way.
Pieguy314
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada262 Posts
March 04 2009 00:22 GMT
#127
You are a jerk.
asdfasdf
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25990 Posts
March 04 2009 00:53 GMT
#128
On March 03 2009 16:30 thedeadhaji wrote:
use this


[image loading]

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GeneralStan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States4789 Posts
March 04 2009 03:06 GMT
#129
There is definitely a thing as too much sex. There is a point where it literally becomes painful. That's the point at which you should simply no longer do it.

In my case, I found that my girlfriend didn't actually want to do it that much. She was doing it because she thought that is what I wanted. I'm guessing that your situation is probably the same. She may even be relieved if you bring it up with her.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
March 04 2009 04:31 GMT
#130
This reminds me of Wedding Crashers, that girl just wants too much
Ichigo1234551
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States649 Posts
March 04 2009 07:12 GMT
#131
can we trade places....
I WILL DESTROY YOU IN 2009 OK???????????????
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
March 04 2009 08:10 GMT
#132
Still no picture :/
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
IzzyCraft
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4487 Posts
March 04 2009 08:14 GMT
#133
+ Show Spoiler +
Sex thread the most popular blog wow how original
I have ass for brains so,
even when I shit I'm droping knowledge.
Biff The Understudy
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
France7929 Posts
March 04 2009 09:59 GMT
#134
On February 24 2009 05:11 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 24 2009 04:30 zatic wrote:
Pleeeease, inControl, can you take care of this thread?


Fear not sir for I am here!

Hey WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE?

Where in the FUCK does this happen in a male's mind? It must be a fucking formula:

Step1: Show people I am having sex
Step2: Pretend it is a problem but make sure to announce the PROBLEM is in fact that you are TOO LUCKY.
Step3: Sheepishly announce that you "cannot believe you made a girl blog on TL"
Step4: Act shocked when everyone laughs at you for trying to secretly brag.
Step5: Laugh it off and maintain the "cool guy" persona

Listen you sack of shit: I don't think this is an actual problem anyone could have. Too much seX? You fucking kidding me? That is a great thing and if it isn't use your mouth for words and not sucking the crabs off her pubes.

I'm so tired of these kinds of threads: "Hey guys, I have this problem.. my penis is so big it dips in the water.." or "My girlfriend has this problem: My penis is too big!"

HAHAHAHA I GET IT.. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO GOOD. That is like LS bitching about no practice partners wanting to play with him because he is TOO good. Jesus christ.

That's gold.
The fellow who is out to burn things up is the counterpart of the fool who thinks he can save the world. The world needs neither to be burned up nor to be saved. The world is, we are. Transients, if we buck it; here to stay if we accept it. ~H.Miller
VIB
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Brazil3567 Posts
March 04 2009 10:40 GMT
#135
Just tell her you made a thread about it on the internet and she well stop making sex with you.
Great people talk about ideas. Average people talk about things. Small people talk about other people.
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
March 04 2009 15:06 GMT
#136
...I haven't had this problem since I was like 16. I know this feeling but haven't been quite near it in years. I usually try to find different females to do this with. But since I suck ass @ life I can only get like one a month atm. So yea I am far away from having a dead penis. I don't jack off enough to accomplish the dead penis either.

I think the problem lays in you not making her orgasm within the first or second or third time. I may be wrong since I am just assuming but I really am not going to read the pages to catch up with the story.
ya had ya shot kid!
stiga
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States377 Posts
March 04 2009 19:52 GMT
#137
give her a taste of her own medicine!!! do her alot then make her not wanna do it anymore? ... just stop reading this and go to the next one.. ><
stiga
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States377 Posts
March 05 2009 02:30 GMT
#138
yall should have sex and make up
kdog3683
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States916 Posts
March 05 2009 02:42 GMT
#139
This thread proves average iq on TL is not 120.
Multiply your efforts.
Eminencia
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore162 Posts
March 05 2009 06:13 GMT
#140
TL has certainly got me at HELLO...

On February 24 2009 06:24 LaLaBye wrote:
Wow, people blog these kinds of things? And on a site that covers StarCraft? TL community always amazes me

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