[H] Girl Trouble SEX T_T - Page 7
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thedeadhaji
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Elric
United Kingdom1327 Posts
"As advertised in any Japanese porno! | ||
Warrior Madness
Canada3791 Posts
On February 24 2009 05:11 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Fear not sir for I am here! Hey WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE? Where in the FUCK does this happen in a male's mind? It must be a fucking formula: Step1: Show people I am having sex Step2: Pretend it is a problem but make sure to announce the PROBLEM is in fact that you are TOO LUCKY. Step3: Sheepishly announce that you "cannot believe you made a girl blog on TL" Step4: Act shocked when everyone laughs at you for trying to secretly brag. Step5: Laugh it off and maintain the "cool guy" persona Listen you sack of shit: I don't think this is an actual problem anyone could have. Too much seX? You fucking kidding me? That is a great thing and if it isn't use your mouth for words and not sucking the crabs off her pubes. I'm so tired of these kinds of threads: "Hey guys, I have this problem.. my penis is so big it dips in the water.." or "My girlfriend has this problem: My penis is too big!" HAHAHAHA I GET IT.. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO GOOD. That is like LS bitching about no practice partners wanting to play with him because he is TOO good. Jesus christ. This was awesome. You sure know how to see through bullshit and articulate it. | ||
-slo.m1ke-
Slovenia352 Posts
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yukido
Germany102 Posts
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ChoboOv
Canada126 Posts
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Pieguy314
Canada262 Posts
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Chill
Calgary25969 Posts
On March 03 2009 16:30 thedeadhaji wrote: use this | ||
GeneralStan
United States4789 Posts
In my case, I found that my girlfriend didn't actually want to do it that much. She was doing it because she thought that is what I wanted. I'm guessing that your situation is probably the same. She may even be relieved if you bring it up with her. | ||
il0seonpurpose
Korea (South)5638 Posts
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Ichigo1234551
United States649 Posts
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NarutO
Germany18839 Posts
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IzzyCraft
United States4487 Posts
Sex thread the most popular blog wow how original | ||
Biff The Understudy
France7825 Posts
On February 24 2009 05:11 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Fear not sir for I am here! Hey WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE? Where in the FUCK does this happen in a male's mind? It must be a fucking formula: Step1: Show people I am having sex Step2: Pretend it is a problem but make sure to announce the PROBLEM is in fact that you are TOO LUCKY. Step3: Sheepishly announce that you "cannot believe you made a girl blog on TL" Step4: Act shocked when everyone laughs at you for trying to secretly brag. Step5: Laugh it off and maintain the "cool guy" persona Listen you sack of shit: I don't think this is an actual problem anyone could have. Too much seX? You fucking kidding me? That is a great thing and if it isn't use your mouth for words and not sucking the crabs off her pubes. I'm so tired of these kinds of threads: "Hey guys, I have this problem.. my penis is so big it dips in the water.." or "My girlfriend has this problem: My penis is too big!" HAHAHAHA I GET IT.. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO GOOD. That is like LS bitching about no practice partners wanting to play with him because he is TOO good. Jesus christ. That's gold. | ||
VIB
Brazil3567 Posts
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Kennelie
United States2296 Posts
I think the problem lays in you not making her orgasm within the first or second or third time. I may be wrong since I am just assuming but I really am not going to read the pages to catch up with the story. | ||
stiga
United States377 Posts
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stiga
United States377 Posts
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kdog3683
United States916 Posts
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Eminencia
Singapore162 Posts
On February 24 2009 06:24 LaLaBye wrote: Wow, people blog these kinds of things? And on a site that covers StarCraft? TL community always amazes me | ||
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