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Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
February 18 2009 17:35 GMT
#41
On February 18 2009 23:12 Kennelie wrote:
Why the fuck are you guys so scared of pussy. Shit I might as well write up a blog of

"Why don't you get any pussy?"

I probably get a whole lot of "my pc/hand does the job for me."

I have a dilemna with not having a g/f. I meet lots of nice girls here and there(even get numbers handed to me at least once a month) but I'm so fuckin picky that if the girl's personality combined with one stupid thing she does can totally make me drop her off the map. I believe it has to do with the last girl I was with which was 7 years older then me and OMG her personality was just off the charts to the point that she even knew she was a dumb girl at times and didn't dodge that fact.

That and there is too many fish in the sea. Let me not even count the girl's that still need to graduate high school(chester the molester). Why jump the gun and try and make a relationship work when you can obviously just be picky and wait for that special one. I did assume that none of you get pussy just by reading whatever you typed up but it was an assumption. I can get bread without having a relationship.

Rooffflllllll you sir are terrible. Thanks for the laughs though.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-18 18:24:58
February 18 2009 18:23 GMT
#42
On February 19 2009 00:44 KlaCkoN wrote:
I mean inc himself is actually funny but the guys taking after him in some desperate "pls laugh at me act" are just lame ><.


How dare you refer me to such a menace.

I just stated my opinion on why I don't have a g/f and the morals I live my pathetic life on.

Edit: I didn't state my opinion to make someone laugh but more like inspire some peers in this thread.
ya had ya shot kid!
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
February 18 2009 18:27 GMT
#43
Too much effort. I don't do one-night stands or even booty calls because I'm just not douche enough to tell the girl to take a hike afterwards, and I don't do serious, committed relationships because it's just too much stress and effort. The emotional rollercoaster that you go through when you let your shields down for someone is just ridiculous, and fact of the matter is, after ten minutes of internet porn and a short trip to palmdale it's just not interesting anymore.
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 18 2009 18:50 GMT
#44
On February 19 2009 01:32 mrgerry wrote:
DRINK the BEERS, GET the CHICKS, WATCH the FOOTBALLHOCKEYSPORTS and SCORE the TOUCHPOINTS.

FUCK YEAH BRO
RIP Aaliyah
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 18 2009 18:51 GMT
#45
FUCK THOSE PUSSY NERDS PLAYING VIDEO GAMES

THEY SHOULD GET OFF THESE STARCRAFT PROGAMING FORUMS

THIS IS FOR ALPHA MALES
RIP Aaliyah
3 Lions
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3705 Posts
February 18 2009 18:58 GMT
#46
The problem with me is that usually when I try to have a serious conversation with someone I'm interested in, they usually just joke around.
spetial
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States688 Posts
February 18 2009 19:06 GMT
#47
cause i just kicked my g/f out of my house
metal_survive @ uswest
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26004 Posts
February 18 2009 19:59 GMT
#48
On February 18 2009 23:03 lilsusie wrote:
i dont have one cuz .. well, i'm not a lesbian. ^^

har har, sorry couldnt resist.

IM A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moderator
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14912 Posts
February 18 2009 20:01 GMT
#49
OH HAIIIIIIII
Creationism
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
China505 Posts
February 18 2009 20:10 GMT
#50
because there are 10 lined up for me in china, y work when u can pick??
The hoi polloi is the plague upon the world.
IzzyCraft
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4487 Posts
February 18 2009 20:15 GMT
#51
Because wives a wife are more convient
I have ass for brains so,
even when I shit I'm droping knowledge.
dekuschrub
Profile Joined May 2008
United States2069 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-18 20:22:18
February 18 2009 20:22 GMT
#52
cause once you get a real mutuall relationship you won't miss that 1 sided bull.
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-18 20:42:31
February 18 2009 20:40 GMT
#53
On February 18 2009 22:22 Kennigit wrote:
Cause girls are yucky.

Don't get cooties!

On February 19 2009 05:15 IzzyCraft wrote:
Because wives a wife is more convient


Fixed =P. Sorry, couldn't resist.
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
February 18 2009 20:41 GMT
#54
I don't have a girlfriend =(

I've always tried and tried but everything fails all the time, and the worst thing about it is that I already have earned a reputation around where I live where everybody knows that I will never in my life have a girlfriend.

They always tell me to stop asking girls out, but if I do it, I'm 100% sure I won't be ever able to have a girlfriend, so I keep and keep trying.

Everything fails all the time though, but who cares in the end, I will never ever have a girfriend and the reason is simple: + Show Spoiler +
I just can't get rid of the other ones >.<!!!
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
February 18 2009 21:14 GMT
#55
no time for girlies, gotta do music!
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22213 Posts
February 18 2009 21:20 GMT
#56
Uni soon, what's the point?
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
-orb-
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5770 Posts
February 18 2009 21:25 GMT
#57
I know exactly what you mean.

I really truly loved a girl about 3 or 4 years ago, but I was really stupid and inexperienced with attracting girls, and I completely failed at getting her to go out with me even though I was trying for over a year (I was a fucking retard... looking back I want to punch myself in the face for the stupid shit I did).

Now every time I like a girl I can easily feel that it's just sexual attraction, and I don't feel any type of personality affection for them because none of them live up to what the girl I loved was like. It makes me sick and I don't even want to go out with them most of the time because I feel like it's just a waste.
'life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery'
how sad that sc2 has no shield battery :(
yoshtodd
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States418 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-18 21:53:28
February 18 2009 21:50 GMT
#58
It's sad and amazing reading all the apathy. For me there are lots of reasons, including social ineptitude, depression/anxiety, and lack of hobbies/interests. I hate to admit it but I feel like I'd rather just have sex and not take on the responsibility of being a good romantic partner, which I'm certain I would fail at. Basically I feel like if a girl were to live with me and depend on me for her happiness, she would wind up miserable and broken before too long. I still want a girlfriend someday but it just doesn't seem possible right now. I feel disillusioned by the notions of loyalty and romantic love that I've been fed all my life by greedy assholes just trying to make money (Disney, TV sitcom bullshit, and Hollywood garbage).
moo
Yaqoob
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
Canada3408 Posts
February 18 2009 21:52 GMT
#59
I have a wife
김택용 Fighting!
DreaM)XeRO
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Korea (South)4667 Posts
February 18 2009 22:36 GMT
#60
On February 19 2009 03:51 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
FUCK THOSE PUSSY NERDS PLAYING VIDEO GAMES

THEY SHOULD GET OFF THESE STARCRAFT PROGAMING FORUMS

THIS IS FOR ALPHA MALES

cw)minsean(ru
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