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ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
February 18 2009 13:59 GMT
#21
On February 18 2009 22:25 ffswowsucks wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 18 2009 20:31 Racenilatr wrote:
Starcraft is my girlfriend

mine is my computer


Lovin that 20 inch...monitor.
spydR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Australia243 Posts
February 18 2009 14:00 GMT
#22
On February 18 2009 22:27 KOFgokuon wrote:
at some point, you gotta get back on the saddle and try again


Riding pun anybody? But seriously, that can be really hard.
I'm definitely not looking forward to a day where my gf breaks it off and we've only been together for 2 and a half years.
#1 Eric Marienthal fanboy. Dropped engineering for this >.<
lilsusie
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
3861 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-18 14:07:20
February 18 2009 14:03 GMT
#23
i dont have one cuz .. well, i'm not a lesbian. ^^

har har, sorry couldnt resist.
Follow me on Twitter for pictures of cute gamers and food! https://twitter.com/lilsusie
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
February 18 2009 14:12 GMT
#24
Why the fuck are you guys so scared of pussy. Shit I might as well write up a blog of

"Why don't you get any pussy?"

I probably get a whole lot of "my pc/hand does the job for me."

I have a dilemna with not having a g/f. I meet lots of nice girls here and there(even get numbers handed to me at least once a month) but I'm so fuckin picky that if the girl's personality combined with one stupid thing she does can totally make me drop her off the map. I believe it has to do with the last girl I was with which was 7 years older then me and OMG her personality was just off the charts to the point that she even knew she was a dumb girl at times and didn't dodge that fact.

That and there is too many fish in the sea. Let me not even count the girl's that still need to graduate high school(chester the molester). Why jump the gun and try and make a relationship work when you can obviously just be picky and wait for that special one. I did assume that none of you get pussy just by reading whatever you typed up but it was an assumption. I can get bread without having a relationship.
ya had ya shot kid!
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
February 18 2009 14:14 GMT
#25
Nobody said they were scared of pussy. You are an idiot.
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
February 18 2009 14:14 GMT
#26
And your on my nuts...Go learn of to get pussy asap....
ya had ya shot kid!
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
February 18 2009 14:20 GMT
#27
On February 18 2009 22:27 KOFgokuon wrote:
at some point, you gotta get back on the saddle and try again

no man if he tries to get on the saddles again he'll come back talking crap after a while saying how well he's gonna be doing compared to others and shit.... and then dissapear after a while.
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 18 2009 14:21 GMT
#28
I have a girlfriend, but I think I won't want one ever again.

I don't like the idea of having a friendship with someone that I'm obligated to put more effort into than any other friendship. I'm content with merely enjoying eachothers company emotionally and physically, rather than bickering about arbitrary things like why I don't pay for her movie ticket always and why I don't care about the 5 month anniversary.

: /
RIP Aaliyah
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 18 2009 14:22 GMT
#29
On February 18 2009 23:12 Kennelie wrote:
Why the fuck are you guys so scared of pussy. Shit I might as well write up a blog of

"Why don't you get any pussy?"

I probably get a whole lot of "my pc/hand does the job for me."

I have a dilemna with not having a g/f. I meet lots of nice girls here and there(even get numbers handed to me at least once a month) but I'm so fuckin picky that if the girl's personality combined with one stupid thing she does can totally make me drop her off the map. I believe it has to do with the last girl I was with which was 7 years older then me and OMG her personality was just off the charts to the point that she even knew she was a dumb girl at times and didn't dodge that fact.

That and there is too many fish in the sea. Let me not even count the girl's that still need to graduate high school(chester the molester). Why jump the gun and try and make a relationship work when you can obviously just be picky and wait for that special one. I did assume that none of you get pussy just by reading whatever you typed up but it was an assumption. I can get bread without having a relationship.


You're an idiot.

ROFL BROS JUST GET SOME PUSSY

Shut up.
RIP Aaliyah
KaasZerg
Profile Joined November 2005
Netherlands927 Posts
February 18 2009 14:27 GMT
#30
The closest I got was when 3 girls were interested in me in college. Sounds like a buffet. It wasn't
One was ugly. The other was in a serious relationship. The thrird was hot, I got to know her better and found out she was BAD SHIT CRAZY!!!!one111eleven.
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
February 18 2009 14:27 GMT
#31
If you can't get the high-quality girls, you gotta lower your expectations. But then again, you might actually meet another girl that you will fall in love with. You are still young after all.
Brood War loyalist
SmoKing2012
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States385 Posts
February 18 2009 14:34 GMT
#32
On February 18 2009 22:22 Kennigit wrote:
Cause girls are yucky.


cooties ftl
How do you like them apples, ho-bag? And how do you like those very same apples, Eggars!
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
February 18 2009 14:42 GMT
#33
On February 18 2009 23:22 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 18 2009 23:12 Kennelie wrote:
Why the fuck are you guys so scared of pussy. Shit I might as well write up a blog of

"Why don't you get any pussy?"

I probably get a whole lot of "my pc/hand does the job for me."

I have a dilemna with not having a g/f. I meet lots of nice girls here and there(even get numbers handed to me at least once a month) but I'm so fuckin picky that if the girl's personality combined with one stupid thing she does can totally make me drop her off the map. I believe it has to do with the last girl I was with which was 7 years older then me and OMG her personality was just off the charts to the point that she even knew she was a dumb girl at times and didn't dodge that fact.

That and there is too many fish in the sea. Let me not even count the girl's that still need to graduate high school(chester the molester). Why jump the gun and try and make a relationship work when you can obviously just be picky and wait for that special one. I did assume that none of you get pussy just by reading whatever you typed up but it was an assumption. I can get bread without having a relationship.


You're an asshole.

Pussy is drawn towards assholes.

Get Some N Shut Up.


What you really meant.
ya had ya shot kid!
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 18 2009 14:43 GMT
#34
good thing I'm an asshole I guess
RIP Aaliyah
Smix *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States4549 Posts
February 18 2009 15:22 GMT
#35
Not a lesbian so can't say I understand in that regard BUT I have experienced a similar situation with a guy before. I went through a phase of trying to get over him with other guys but like you, no one else really compared.

That being said, I'm pretty sure I was just looking for a quick replacement which is why things never worked out. I got carried away with the idea of being with someone which was essentially a recipe for instant failure.

It's just about waiting, and learning to wait for the right person. If that means going through some bad relationships, at least it'll make it that much more wonderful when you actually find the person who's compatible for you.
TranslatorBe an Optimist Prime, Not a Negatron // twitter @smixity
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-18 15:23:59
February 18 2009 15:23 GMT
#36
On February 18 2009 23:03 lilsusie wrote:
i dont have one cuz .. well, i'm not a lesbian. ^^

What a dissapointment :/
BlueLaguna on West, msg for game.
TrainReq
Profile Joined January 2009
Canada113 Posts
February 18 2009 15:32 GMT
#37
Not interested in the whole attraction thing. Had a long-term relationship before and it just didn't work out. Besides this, I barely have enough time for me (and my beloved TL) let alone another person completely. Fuck that.
Don't put your fingers where you wouldn't put your dick.
KlaCkoN
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Sweden1661 Posts
February 18 2009 15:44 GMT
#38
On February 18 2009 23:12 Kennelie wrote:
Why the fuck are you guys so scared of pussy. Shit I might as well write up a blog of

"Why don't you get any pussy?"

I probably get a whole lot of "my pc/hand does the job for me."

I have a dilemna with not having a g/f. I meet lots of nice girls here and there(even get numbers handed to me at least once a month) but I'm so fuckin picky that if the girl's personality combined with one stupid thing she does can totally make me drop her off the map. I believe it has to do with the last girl I was with which was 7 years older then me and OMG her personality was just off the charts to the point that she even knew she was a dumb girl at times and didn't dodge that fact.

That and there is too many fish in the sea. Let me not even count the girl's that still need to graduate high school(chester the molester). Why jump the gun and try and make a relationship work when you can obviously just be picky and wait for that special one. I did assume that none of you get pussy just by reading whatever you typed up but it was an assumption. I can get bread without having a relationship.


This is my main problem with incontroll (yes it was intentional) I think. I mean inc himself is actually funny but the guys taking after him in some desperate "pls laugh at me act" are just lame ><.
"Voice or no voice the people can always be brought to the bidding of their leaders ... All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger."
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5018 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-18 16:09:59
February 18 2009 16:08 GMT
#39
Have you guys tried getting some glamor shots done for your myspace accounts.You'll get all the sexy ladies, if you can update pics, photoshop skills are a plus.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
mrgerry
Profile Joined September 2008
United States1508 Posts
February 18 2009 16:32 GMT
#40
DRINK the BEERS, GET the CHICKS, WATCH the FOOTBALLHOCKEYSPORTS and SCORE the TOUCHPOINTS.
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