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GrayArea
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States872 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-31 03:25:13
January 31 2009 03:04 GMT
#1
In town of Sorrento, there is always evil lurking around. For this there is the crime fighting GrayArea-Man!! GA-Man is the best crime fighting person, although his stupid loser partner always messes everything up. GA-Man's companion is Peter loser. Peter loser always justs stands around picking his nose, or scratching his butt.

One day, the evil Scorpio was on his ultra secret mission to blow up the world and kill everyone. GA-Man got a sudden sense of this with his mega physic power. He told Stupid Loser Peter, and they were off in their speed of light jet plane with over a hundred gadjets. When they reached the rocky canion where the evil hideout was, GA-Man flew out and landed softly on the ground while Stupid Loser Peter jumped out head first and hit the ground with a big "Thuuud." GA-Man said, "Good job Stupid Loser Peter, you actually landed softer than last time."

When they reached the hideout, Stupid Loser Peter was standing there picking his nose while singing the song, "I love you, you love me....," and while GA-Man was fighting Scorpio. Scorpio was holding the red button which if he pressed the whole world would blow to bits. GA-Man was furiously fighting for the switch while Stupid Loser Peter was scratching his butt and picking his nose.

Finally GA-Man hit Scorpio's hand and the switch flew all the way in front of Stupid Loser Peter's foot. Stupid Peter looked at the switch, but continued to pick his nose furiously with much concentration. GA-Man and Scorpio were running for the switch, just when Stupid Loser Peter dropped his buger and it hit the red switch. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!!!" The world blew up and killed everyone.

Stupid Loser Peter killed the day......
again.


+ Show Spoiler +
***The above story is an excerpt from my English journal written by me when I was 12. Besides the substitution "mynameman" with GA-Man, the story and grammar are unedited. Peter was my best friend. =P


**
Kang Min Fighting!
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
January 31 2009 03:14 GMT
#2
Thank god you were only 12.
TheNikeYork
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States389 Posts
January 31 2009 03:33 GMT
#3
On January 31 2009 12:14 Snet wrote:
Thank god you were only 12.

Everyone knows cucumbers have terrible souls
liger13
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1060 Posts
January 31 2009 03:41 GMT
#4
On January 31 2009 12:33 TheNikeYork wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 31 2009 12:14 Snet wrote:
Thank god you were only 12.


I feel like pwning noobs
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
January 31 2009 04:10 GMT
#5
I must say, damn good for a 12 year old lmao
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
1sd2sd3sd
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
660 Posts
January 31 2009 05:06 GMT
#6
had me on the edge of my seat
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
January 31 2009 07:27 GMT
#7
hahaha i was gonna say you must be mad young then i read the spoiler
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
Dgtl
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada889 Posts
January 31 2009 07:43 GMT
#8
Stupid Peter looked at the switch, but continued to pick his nose furiously with much concentration.


Literature at its finest.
^______________^
pangshai
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Chinatown5333 Posts
January 31 2009 08:22 GMT
#9
Hahaha. Thats the only reason to keep journals/diaries.
#1 midas fan
indecision
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Germany818 Posts
January 31 2009 14:50 GMT
#10
haha.
You really liked your friend back then huh?
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
January 31 2009 16:13 GMT
#11
On January 31 2009 23:50 indecision wrote:
haha.
You really liked your friend back then huh?

Most kids do have this great affection for their peers.
Newbery Award imo.
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
January 31 2009 18:58 GMT
#12
I was writing far better stuff when I was 12
Avidkeystamper
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States8556 Posts
January 31 2009 19:47 GMT
#13
On January 31 2009 12:04 GrayArea wrote:
Peter was my best friend. =P

Until he read your story.
Jaedong
GrayArea
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States872 Posts
January 31 2009 20:15 GMT
#14
On January 31 2009 23:50 indecision wrote:
haha.
You really liked your friend back then huh?

Lol, it was more like a joke thing I think. I totally forgot that I even wrote this. I was looking through some of my old journals and stuff and found this story and loled so much at it haha.
On February 01 2009 03:58 minus_human wrote:
I was writing far better stuff when I was 12

Post up some of your stories or whatever.
Kang Min Fighting!
geometryb
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1249 Posts
January 31 2009 21:03 GMT
#15
goodstory
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