One day, the evil Scorpio was on his ultra secret mission to blow up the world and kill everyone. GA-Man got a sudden sense of this with his mega physic power. He told Stupid Loser Peter, and they were off in their speed of light jet plane with over a hundred gadjets. When they reached the rocky canion where the evil hideout was, GA-Man flew out and landed softly on the ground while Stupid Loser Peter jumped out head first and hit the ground with a big "Thuuud." GA-Man said, "Good job Stupid Loser Peter, you actually landed softer than last time."
When they reached the hideout, Stupid Loser Peter was standing there picking his nose while singing the song, "I love you, you love me....," and while GA-Man was fighting Scorpio. Scorpio was holding the red button which if he pressed the whole world would blow to bits. GA-Man was furiously fighting for the switch while Stupid Loser Peter was scratching his butt and picking his nose.
Finally GA-Man hit Scorpio's hand and the switch flew all the way in front of Stupid Loser Peter's foot. Stupid Peter looked at the switch, but continued to pick his nose furiously with much concentration. GA-Man and Scorpio were running for the switch, just when Stupid Loser Peter dropped his buger and it hit the red switch. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!!!" The world blew up and killed everyone.
Stupid Loser Peter killed the day......
again.
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***The above story is an excerpt from my English journal written by me when I was 12. Besides the substitution "mynameman" with GA-Man, the story and grammar are unedited. Peter was my best friend. =P