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StalinRusH
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States734 Posts
January 15 2009 18:15 GMT
#1
Well...this whole ordeal started about mid afternoon yesterday. I had just gotten out of my classes for the day, and my mom had no work, and my little sister was home cause she was "sick". I had just burned a copy of Leon: The Professional, and my mom and me had wanted to watch it cause its been so many years since we had seen it. About halfway threw the movie my mom decided she needed a smoke break and i was getting pretty hungry since i hadn't eaten yet that day. We had made nachoes the previous night so i thought i would try and finish off the leftover nacho stuff when i hear...BANG BANG BANG on the door. I look and my mom is like (serious face) "DAVID" (thats me) "I cut my finger off"!

At this point in time we are both just staring at each other threw the door, while i'm thinking to myself...shes fucking with me rite? She went to have a smoke and now shes missing a finger? My mom after she had realized i didn't believe her (who would of blamed me) said "NO, DAVID SERIOUSLY I CUT MY FINGER OFF." At this point i see all the blood running from her hand and was just...shit -__-

For some reason my mom and little sister had ZERO idea on what to do besides panic. They were like chickens running around with there heads chopped off, it was ridicules. After about five minutes of me screaming at them to get into the car we managed to head to the ER. Luckily we only live two blocks from the hospital as were there in no time.

After about an hour of waiting in the ER with no word on whats going on the nurse comes saying that my mom would like to speak to me. Walking to countless hallways we finally ended up to where they were keeping my mom. The first thing she says to me was, "hehe...now i don't have to do the dishes. :D" I was just like WTH mom...seriously what....the...hell.

From this point she went on to tell me that when she went out for a smoke she had decided that she wanted to cut some wood into smaller pieces for our fireplace. Needless to say she failed miserably.

Well she got back later that night and apparently she managed to cut threw the bone (hanging by skin) of her middle finger, so they had to remove her finger nail and clean out the cut and reattach the nerves. She also managed to not fully cut threw the bone of her ring finger but she did end up shattering the bone and cutting her finger up pretty good. The doctor managed to successfully reattach her finger and put casts on them.

She should be ok from this and have feeling of her fingers like she had before, and it should only take about a week or so for them to fully heal.

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Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
January 15 2009 18:19 GMT
#2
I dont get how that happened though, was she using an axe? Because I've heard of lots of like glancing blows with an axe that can hit your knee/leg, but how can you hit your fingers? (unless she was using a saw which is my guess)

Also good on her for having a positive attitude in a situation like that. Cool mom you got there.
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
.MistiK
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Netherlands347 Posts
January 15 2009 18:21 GMT
#3
I hope she gets well soon
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
January 15 2009 18:22 GMT
#4
I'm at a loss for words

How could she cut wood with just one hand, while keeping the other hand on the actual piece of wood? I assume she used an axe of sorts?


Glad she'll be ok though
GGQ
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada2653 Posts
January 15 2009 18:23 GMT
#5
Sounds like she was using a hatchet and holding the wood as she cut it (obviously she didn't go to Boy Scouts). GL to her as she heals.
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
January 15 2009 18:23 GMT
#6
ughh ER.. -2k$ ?
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
January 15 2009 18:24 GMT
#7
Damn this sounds like something that happens out of nowhere...And it did. Musta been a heart race out of control. Whenever I start doing dangerous things that I know I can hurt myself in particular ways, all the consequences run through my head "if" something wrong would happen.

Well good thing is she will still be able to have full use of her fingers.
ya had ya shot kid!
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
January 15 2009 18:26 GMT
#8
On January 16 2009 03:19 Divinek wrote:
I dont get how that happened though, was she using an axe? Because I've heard of lots of like glancing blows with an axe that can hit your knee/leg, but how can you hit your fingers? (unless she was using a saw which is my guess)


^This will probably be answered with this \/

On January 16 2009 03:22 minus_human wrote:
while keeping the other hand on the actual piece of wood? I assume she used an axe of sorts?


ya had ya shot kid!
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6776 Posts
January 15 2009 18:27 GMT
#9
You didnt put the finger & hand in ice?

and ... fully heal in a week? you're kidding right
she chopped off a finger and shattered another one...

I hope she'll be fine. My sister had this in a less serious degree and it was quite annoying for a few months, numbness etc.
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HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
January 15 2009 18:28 GMT
#10
HB xeo :o
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
StalinRusH
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States734 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-15 18:31:23
January 15 2009 18:29 GMT
#11
well..im not entirely sure how it happened but it was an axe and i have no idea why she was trying to swing an axe with one hand let alone her left hand (right handed) After i asked her what she did it had bad news written ALLLLL over it

yeah a week according to the doctor O_O i was surprised to hear that as well
A Combination Of Tuberculosis And A Tomahawk To The Head:: Nothing Bonds Drunken Idiots Like Sexual Innuendos ::
zer0das
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States8519 Posts
January 15 2009 18:38 GMT
#12
What the... how in the world do you do that? I can't even imagine... axes make me nervous, but given that both of your hands should be on the axe, I never worried about my fingers.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
January 15 2009 18:40 GMT
#13
hahahah wow, that's brutal

condolences, stalinrush's mom! at least she has a sense of humor about it
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anch
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States5457 Posts
January 15 2009 18:54 GMT
#14
i am loss for words also.
i hope my mom dont do stupid shits like that.
and i am too lazy to do dishes.
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
January 15 2009 18:59 GMT
#15
lmao. i know it's not really funny, but your mother's reaction is pretty amusing.

i'm glad she's ok, hopefully she regains full use of her hand
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
StalinRusH
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States734 Posts
January 15 2009 19:02 GMT
#16
haha its ok if you guys think its funny i think its kind of funny myself (not at the time though) im constantly bringing it up ;p
A Combination Of Tuberculosis And A Tomahawk To The Head:: Nothing Bonds Drunken Idiots Like Sexual Innuendos ::
KissBlade
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States5718 Posts
January 15 2009 19:10 GMT
#17
It's good to hear she's ok. But on the lighter side of news, when I saw the title I thought you were talking about MoM
d_so
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)3262 Posts
January 15 2009 19:11 GMT
#18
wow
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quirinus
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Croatia2489 Posts
January 15 2009 19:18 GMT
#19
rofl How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

They were like chickens running around with there heads chopped off

you have to actually see that to fully apriciate the description. :DDD
ah, and I hate doing dishes too, good call there - it'd chop my finger off anyday to avoid it! xD

One week? wtf that's like, impossible. Even if it was a really clean cut, I'd assume it'd take more. And I can't immagine she would be able to use the finger as before, if she cut the tendons?

What did the doctor say about that?
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JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-15 19:24:48
January 15 2009 19:23 GMT
#20
i don't see what's so confusing about her getting her hand involved. do you have some secret way of chopping firewood that I'm not aware of? one hand on the piece of wood to keep it from falling over, other on the axe.. obviously don't hit your hand though. it's how me & my family have always done it . . and there have been no accidents, but then again, we weren't using our non-dominant hand on the axe, that seems silly..

one week? i dont know much about medicine but wouldn't that require a wolverine gene of sorts
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