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Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
January 15 2009 19:29 GMT
#21
WTF Is right lol!
No no no no its not mine!
StalinRusH
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States734 Posts
January 15 2009 19:37 GMT
#22
one week? i dont know much about medicine but wouldn't that require a wolverine gene of sorts


damn you figured out our secret :O lol j/k...or am i O_O but yeah apparently when i was talking to my mom last night she was completely out of it (bad drug taker) and shes just going back to the doctor in a week maybe to get it off or just to check on it not entirely sure

about the cutting the wood that really all the info i know and i imagine if she was doing it any way even close to being rite this wouldn't of happened
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il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
January 15 2009 20:01 GMT
#23
LOL, @ haha I don't have to do the dishes.
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
January 15 2009 20:02 GMT
#24
On January 16 2009 04:23 JeeJee wrote:
i don't see what's so confusing about her getting her hand involved. do you have some secret way of chopping firewood that I'm not aware of? one hand on the piece of wood to keep it from falling over, other on the axe.. obviously don't hit your hand though. it's how me & my family have always done it . . and there have been no accidents, but then again, we weren't using our non-dominant hand on the axe, that seems silly..

one week? i dont know much about medicine but wouldn't that require a wolverine gene of sorts


I think the standard wood-chopping-axe technique is two hands on the handle, raise it over your head and bring it down like hell. Why would it fall over?
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Klockan3
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden2866 Posts
January 15 2009 20:05 GMT
#25
Be happy that you got a good relationship with her at least.
StalinRusH
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States734 Posts
January 15 2009 20:08 GMT
#26
I think the standard wood-chopping-axe technique is two hands on the handle, raise it over your head and bring it down like hell. Why would it fall over?


Thats how i would do it but im a brute and like to just do things with brute force

and Klockan3 yes...im glade i have a good relationship with her but im just ez to get along with so i dont have bad relationships
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freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
January 15 2009 20:38 GMT
#27
i hope she gets better soon

fixing the nerves.. omg
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Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
January 15 2009 20:40 GMT
#28
I'm glad she cracked a joke about it and relieved to hear she'll be OK.
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GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
January 15 2009 20:47 GMT
#29
I'm glad to hear that she'll be okay. that should teach her to be more careful (and hopefully learn how to chop wood).
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merz
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Sweden2760 Posts
January 15 2009 22:00 GMT
#30
On January 16 2009 05:02 Divinek wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 16 2009 04:23 JeeJee wrote:
i don't see what's so confusing about her getting her hand involved. do you have some secret way of chopping firewood that I'm not aware of? one hand on the piece of wood to keep it from falling over, other on the axe.. obviously don't hit your hand though. it's how me & my family have always done it . . and there have been no accidents, but then again, we weren't using our non-dominant hand on the axe, that seems silly..

one week? i dont know much about medicine but wouldn't that require a wolverine gene of sorts


I think the standard wood-chopping-axe technique is two hands on the handle, raise it over your head and bring it down like hell. Why would it fall over?


Yeah i've never heard of anyone chopping wood with 1 hand on the actual piece of wood, that's like asking to get your fingers owned. However the "standard" way isn't really all that safe, my friend totally missed the piece of wood once and slammed the axe right into his leg, clumsy but possible ;D
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MrBitter
Profile Joined January 2008
United States2940 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-15 22:22:05
January 15 2009 22:21 GMT
#31
On January 16 2009 03:15 StalinRusH wrote:
For some reason my mom and little sister had ZERO idea on what to do besides panic. They were like chickens running around with there heads fingers chopped off, it was ridicules.



Fixed.
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
January 15 2009 22:30 GMT
#32
my dad cut off his finger when he was a kid in this exact same way, but got it reattached. now his middle finger is shorter than his index finger. :O
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indecision
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Germany818 Posts
January 15 2009 23:06 GMT
#33
the few times I chopped wood, I would put the wood on a huge other piece of wood and take the axe with both hands and swinging it with the back muscles.
Elvin_vn
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Vietnam2038 Posts
January 15 2009 23:16 GMT
#34
wtf ur mom is EXTREME
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LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5757 Posts
January 15 2009 23:39 GMT
#35
On January 16 2009 03:15 StalinRusH wrote:
The first thing she says to me was, "hehe...now i don't have to do the dishes. :D"


lol, this is funny! =P
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
January 15 2009 23:39 GMT
#36
hahah shit man!
damn glad everything is ok.
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DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
January 16 2009 00:18 GMT
#37
WHY was she cutting with her weak hand?
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StalinRusH
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States734 Posts
January 16 2009 00:25 GMT
#38
i have no idea...obviously didnt think it threw
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Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
January 16 2009 00:43 GMT
#39
Lol that's an epic fail if I've ever heard one.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
January 16 2009 00:44 GMT
#40
Wow.. your title basically describes it all.
Epic fail.
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