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Holy shit I have the ability to text Flash. - Page 3

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Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
January 03 2009 07:37 GMT
#41
but anyways this has gone too far for you to not text him

so i suggest you get the number then text him in korean pretending to be a hot white girl that speaks korean lives in korea and is around 19 yrs old (get appropriate pic and attach it with the message)

see if he takes the bait

all korean guys dream of banging hot white girls 백말탄다!
why so 진지해?
eXigent.
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada2419 Posts
January 03 2009 07:39 GMT
#42
Not to mention that after getting your text message, Flash will most likely wonder how the hell people around the world are getting his number, and probably will be forced to change it. I know if I was a korean progamer, and was getting random txts from random people around the world, I would be either blocking that number...or changing mine. In his eyes, if 1 random person gets it, tons more will.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
January 03 2009 07:39 GMT
#43
On January 03 2009 16:37 Xela wrote:
a bunch of you are acting like he had the personal number of Barack Obama lol, it's not THAT big of a deal so I don't think the girl was bullshitting him. If she wanted to brag, she won't tell him a progamer number because as rekrul said: "progamers really dont like getting recognized and asked for autographs"

and maybe I'm naive but I think they do care about the fans, it's not like they're bitching every fan they have as soon as they are in the practice house alone. Think about having thousands of fans when you were 16-17 years old and then you receive a text message from someone living at the other side of the world, that can be cool, even to them.


nahhh koreans dont think like that they just wanna be rich fuck hot girls and look good and if you can't help them in any of those departments u dont matter to them
why so 진지해?
DrywMz
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States394 Posts
January 03 2009 07:41 GMT
#44
Just tell Flash you look like his mom.
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-03 07:51:29
January 03 2009 07:50 GMT
#45
On January 03 2009 16:39 Rekrul wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 03 2009 16:37 Xela wrote:
a bunch of you are acting like he had the personal number of Barack Obama lol, it's not THAT big of a deal so I don't think the girl was bullshitting him. If she wanted to brag, she won't tell him a progamer number because as rekrul said: "progamers really dont like getting recognized and asked for autographs"

and maybe I'm naive but I think they do care about the fans, it's not like they're bitching every fan they have as soon as they are in the practice house alone. Think about having thousands of fans when you were 16-17 years old and then you receive a text message from someone living at the other side of the world, that can be cool, even to them.


nahhh koreans dont think like that they just wanna be rich fuck hot girls and look good and if you can't help them in any of those departments u dont matter to them

I think that's all anybody wants, but recognition is good too. I know whenever I do something awesome I want everyone to laud me for it. But being texted about how cool you are is probably not the same as thousands of people cheering for you.

But since the Op wants dearly to text Flash "Me USA fan Flash greatest progamer gogo gl #1!" he can try. As great as the three seconds of Flashes life are, it's cool to have texted an idol with cheers that he'll forget in 5 minutes.

The benefit the op gets from doing it is probably greater than the detriment to flash of having to pull out his sweet ass Korean phone and read it. Besides, then he gets a chance to say "look at my sweet ass phone, I'm such a pimp, I'm going to go be rich, fuck hot girls, and pay for my dental surgery with all my money so I look good."
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
January 03 2009 07:51 GMT
#46
LOL True
why so 진지해?
Roxen000
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
1226 Posts
January 03 2009 07:51 GMT
#47
On January 03 2009 16:41 DrywMz wrote:
Just tell Flash you look like his mom.


Ahh I lol'd so much. Ty.
._.
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
January 03 2009 07:53 GMT
#48
rekrul and other doubters are absolutely right, people foreign fans overestimate progamers fame, flash is just a young guy who would be annoyed by people pestering him just like everyone else, but of course progamers say in interviews that their fan base are key but then again they have to. Can you imagine what it was like for flash when he was so heavily critisized after 14CCing a few games, even though his winrate was still the shit? the guy is 15/16 years old man!
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
conCentrate9
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States438 Posts
January 03 2009 07:55 GMT
#49
On January 03 2009 15:48 Dr.Dragoon wrote:
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On January 03 2009 15:42 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
On January 03 2009 15:40 CommanderFluffy wrote:
sounds like someone's shitting on you dude, u sure its legit?


I don't know, she wasn't like 'OH LOL I HAVE LEE YOUNG HOS NUMBER GIMME FIVE DORRA"

Be funny if she ended up giving you Lucifer's number.


This would be great.
RebirthOfLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
USA5860 Posts
January 03 2009 08:08 GMT
#50
I think we all know what you should say.

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GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51593 Posts
January 03 2009 08:12 GMT
#51
On January 03 2009 16:39 Rekrul wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 03 2009 16:37 Xela wrote:
a bunch of you are acting like he had the personal number of Barack Obama lol, it's not THAT big of a deal so I don't think the girl was bullshitting him. If she wanted to brag, she won't tell him a progamer number because as rekrul said: "progamers really dont like getting recognized and asked for autographs"

and maybe I'm naive but I think they do care about the fans, it's not like they're bitching every fan they have as soon as they are in the practice house alone. Think about having thousands of fans when you were 16-17 years old and then you receive a text message from someone living at the other side of the world, that can be cool, even to them.


nahhh koreans dont think like that they just wanna be rich fuck hot girls and look good and if you can't help them in any of those departments u dont matter to them


hey savior nearly got with that chick from pms at bwwi

;p
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Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
January 03 2009 08:15 GMT
#52
lol yeah he was after her at blizzcon too

there was a party in tasteless's room

the girl was in there but he wasn't really interacting iwth her, they were separated in different circles

then the girl left for w/e reason

then 5 mins later saviors like: yeah i'm tired i'm gunna go sleep and he left

i was like LOL i know whats going on in his mind

then 30 mins later he calls the room trying to ask drunk tasteless in broken english if he knew where that girl went

LOLOLOLOOL poor savior
why so 진지해?
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
January 03 2009 08:21 GMT
#53
hahaha i told those girls i'd send them the pics w/ savior and them and I just blew it off too much efforts.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
January 03 2009 08:21 GMT
#54
SORRY SAVIOR I COULD HAVE HELPED YOUR CAUSE
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51593 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-03 08:22:28
January 03 2009 08:22 GMT
#55
hey lets see who will go to bwwi/blizzcon next year we should help them achieve their goals.
lets hope its not baby/flash/modesty/bogus etc
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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
January 03 2009 08:47 GMT
#56
hahaha baby getting laid would be amazing.
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
January 03 2009 08:48 GMT
#57
On January 03 2009 16:11 Rekrul wrote:
imo the progamers don't give a shit about foreign fan base or fans at all really, i think they are annoyed as fuck by them lol (even tho they do say blah blah thanks for support fans i appreciate it blah blah in interviews)
nahhh koreans dont think like that they just wanna be rich fuck hot girls and look good and if you can't help them in any of those departments u dont matter to them



On January 03 2009 16:39 Rekrul wrote:like at blizzcon many tl'ers standing behind the koreans as they played eachother warming up...the stuff xellos and nada were saying to eachother basically was saying how it really sucks being here and they wanna gtfo of america asap lol

And people here were making hype threads about xellos going to ACE and supporting him. Both Nada and Xellos were mentioned in the "recently inactive pros you miss the most" thread. Our hearts are broken. DAM THOSE SELFISH BASTARDS. T-T

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I still love you Xellos and Nada. :D
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Jaeden
Profile Joined September 2008
Romania1489 Posts
January 03 2009 09:01 GMT
#58
On January 03 2009 17:47 thedeadhaji wrote:
hahaha baby getting laid would be amazing.


hahahah, agree
oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAY !
Boxer: " Lee Jae Dong is the best player. He`s all about the micro; he`s the player which has the most amazing control"
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
January 03 2009 09:18 GMT
#59
On January 03 2009 17:47 thedeadhaji wrote:
hahaha baby getting laid would be amazing.


and illegal...?
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
January 03 2009 09:23 GMT
#60
On January 03 2009 18:18 Cambium wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 03 2009 17:47 thedeadhaji wrote:
hahaha baby getting laid would be amazing.


and illegal...?


illegal? LOL... weird laws
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