Okay, so this girl I met on a language exchange site is a big SC fan right?

She lives in Korea ofc, so she has all the sweet hook-ups. Apparently (girl could be lying, but I doubt it) her friend has Flash and a few other progamers numbers, and she texts him sometimes. She said she'll give me these numbers if I want to text them an encouraging message.

This is pretty amazing for me and I come close to orgasm thinking about it.

but also, I don't want to be some annoying douchebag texting a busy progamer in a language they don't speak.

What should I do?

DoctorHelvetica

United States15034 Posts

January 03 2009 06:34 GMT

I'm shaking wtf I don't even have his number yet.

t_co

United States702 Posts

January 03 2009 06:35 GMT

Go to the Korean dating thread

Tehinf

United States192 Posts

January 03 2009 06:37 GMT

Ask for the number, and then sell on E-bay for money haha. Buy yourself a nice new Razer Krait

DoctorHelvetica

United States15034 Posts

January 03 2009 06:38 GMT

On January 03 2009 15:37 Tehinf wrote:
Ask for the number, and then sell on E-bay for money haha. Buy yourself a nice new Razer Krait

I'm not a sell-out. Besides, I already have a Krait.

CommanderFluffy

Taiwan1059 Posts

January 03 2009 06:40 GMT

sounds like someone's shitting on you dude, u sure its legit?

DoctorHelvetica

United States15034 Posts

January 03 2009 06:42 GMT

On January 03 2009 15:40 CommanderFluffy wrote:
sounds like someone's shitting on you dude, u sure its legit?

I don't know, she wasn't like 'OH LOL I HAVE LEE YOUNG HOS NUMBER GIMME FIVE DORRA"

Just casually said that before the GOM finals she texted Flash to wish him good luck, and was upset because he lost.

So I was like "HOLD EVERYTHING YOU CAN TEXT FLASH WTF" and she was like "Yeah my friend got me his and a few other gamers numbers so I text them occasionally. I can give them to you if you like."

Could be full of shit, but why would someone go through the trouble of pretending to be a teenager korean girl, learn all about StarCraft, and sign up on a language exchange and chat for weeks before cruelly tricking foreigners into getting fake Progamer #'s.

koreakool

United States334 Posts

January 03 2009 06:43 GMT

On January 03 2009 15:42 DoctorHelvetica wrote:

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Some people have no lives.

DoctorHelvetica

United States15034 Posts

January 03 2009 06:44 GMT

On January 03 2009 15:43 koreakool wrote:

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Some people have no lives.

Yeah but I've seen her chatting with other people about non SC shit, so I doubt this is a scheme.

Occam's razor.

Besides, what's the worst that can happen? It's a fake number and I get dissapointed.

I might not even ask for it.

hazz

United Kingdom570 Posts

January 03 2009 06:46 GMT

#10

i only believe this 10%... get his number and text him something in korean and post updates

DoctorHelvetica

United States15034 Posts

January 03 2009 06:47 GMT

#11

fuck I don't know korean how the hell can I even type korean on my phone

even if I sent something like USA LOVES LEE YOUNG HO or w/e, I doubt he would respond.

Dr.Dragoon

United States1241 Posts

January 03 2009 06:48 GMT

#12

On January 03 2009 15:42 DoctorHelvetica wrote:

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I don't know, she wasn't like 'OH LOL I HAVE LEE YOUNG HOS NUMBER GIMME FIVE DORRA"

Be funny if she ended up giving you Lucifer's number.

DrywMz

United States394 Posts

January 03 2009 06:50 GMT

#13

I would say the number is likely fake, but that doesn't mean she was putting you on the entire time you've been talking. She may just be trying to impress you, not trick you.

DoctorHelvetica

United States15034 Posts

January 03 2009 06:51 GMT

#14

I don't think it's fake.

If I do get the number, what should I do/say?

If she was trying to impress me she wouldn't tell me she would give the number, because then her cover would be blown.

Jonoman92

United States9109 Posts

January 03 2009 06:56 GMT

#15

On January 03 2009 15:37 Tehinf wrote:
Ask for the number, and then sell on E-bay for money haha. Buy yourself a nice new Razer Krait

Lol, some Krait salesmen registered on TL? I have a krait though and I like it a lot. It was pretty cheap though so dunno whyd he need to resort to such a thing in order to buy one.

IntoTheWow

is awesome32278 Posts

January 03 2009 06:57 GMT

#16

Tell him you live in Nigeria and you have this big money you have to cash out but you can't see if he can cash it for you.

Cambium

United States16368 Posts

January 03 2009 06:59 GMT

#17

On January 03 2009 15:57 IntoTheWow wrote:
Tell him you live in Nigeria and you have this big money you have to cash out but you can't see if he can cash it for you.

Pure genius.

DoctorHelvetica

United States15034 Posts

January 03 2009 07:00 GMT

#18

On January 03 2009 15:57 IntoTheWow wrote:
Tell him you live in Nigeria and you have this big money you have to cash out but you can't see if he can cash it for you.

of course.

it's the only way.

Rekrul

Korea (South)17174 Posts

January 03 2009 07:01 GMT

#19

never try to validate yourself to people by proving you know famous ppl, it makes you look weak

this girl is a fag

DoctorHelvetica

United States15034 Posts

January 03 2009 07:04 GMT

#20

On January 03 2009 16:01 Rekrul wrote:
never try to validate yourself to people by proving you know famous ppl, it makes you look weak

this girl is a fag

positive she's trying to look impressive?

It's not like she came out trying to throw it in my face that she had the numbers