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Holy shit I have the ability to text Flash.

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DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
January 03 2009 06:32 GMT
#1
Okay, so this girl I met on a language exchange site is a big SC fan right?

She lives in Korea ofc, so she has all the sweet hook-ups. Apparently (girl could be lying, but I doubt it) her friend has Flash and a few other progamers numbers, and she texts him sometimes. She said she'll give me these numbers if I want to text them an encouraging message.

This is pretty amazing for me and I come close to orgasm thinking about it.

but also, I don't want to be some annoying douchebag texting a busy progamer in a language they don't speak.

What should I do?

***
RIP Aaliyah
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
January 03 2009 06:34 GMT
#2
I'm shaking wtf I don't even have his number yet.
RIP Aaliyah
t_co
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States702 Posts
January 03 2009 06:35 GMT
#3
Go to the Korean dating thread
"Look, don't congratulate us when we buy a company, congratulate us when we sell it. Because any fool can overpay and buy a company, so long as there is money to buy it." --Henry Kravis
Tehinf
Profile Joined September 2008
United States192 Posts
January 03 2009 06:37 GMT
#4
Ask for the number, and then sell on E-bay for money haha. Buy yourself a nice new Razer Krait
"Good, better, best. Never let it rest until your good is better, and your better is best."
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
January 03 2009 06:38 GMT
#5
On January 03 2009 15:37 Tehinf wrote:
Ask for the number, and then sell on E-bay for money haha. Buy yourself a nice new Razer Krait


I'm not a sell-out. Besides, I already have a Krait.
RIP Aaliyah
CommanderFluffy
Profile Joined June 2008
Taiwan1059 Posts
January 03 2009 06:40 GMT
#6
sounds like someone's shitting on you dude, u sure its legit?
Pain is temporary, but glory is forever.
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
January 03 2009 06:42 GMT
#7
On January 03 2009 15:40 CommanderFluffy wrote:
sounds like someone's shitting on you dude, u sure its legit?


I don't know, she wasn't like 'OH LOL I HAVE LEE YOUNG HOS NUMBER GIMME FIVE DORRA"

Just casually said that before the GOM finals she texted Flash to wish him good luck, and was upset because he lost.

So I was like "HOLD EVERYTHING YOU CAN TEXT FLASH WTF" and she was like "Yeah my friend got me his and a few other gamers numbers so I text them occasionally. I can give them to you if you like."

Could be full of shit, but why would someone go through the trouble of pretending to be a teenager korean girl, learn all about StarCraft, and sign up on a language exchange and chat for weeks before cruelly tricking foreigners into getting fake Progamer #'s.
RIP Aaliyah
koreakool
Profile Joined January 2008
United States334 Posts
January 03 2009 06:43 GMT
#8
On January 03 2009 15:42 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 03 2009 15:40 CommanderFluffy wrote:
sounds like someone's shitting on you dude, u sure its legit?


I don't know, she wasn't like 'OH LOL I HAVE LEE YOUNG HOS NUMBER GIMME FIVE DORRA"

Just casually said that before the GOM finals she texted Flash to wish him good luck, and was upset because he lost.

So I was like "HOLD EVERYTHING YOU CAN TEXT FLASH WTF" and she was like "Yeah my friend got me his and a few other gamers numbers so I text them occasionally. I can give them to you if you like."

Could be full of shit, but why would someone go through the trouble of pretending to be a teenager korean girl, learn all about StarCraft, and sign up on a language exchange and chat for weeks before cruelly tricking foreigners into getting fake Progamer #'s.


Some people have no lives.
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
January 03 2009 06:44 GMT
#9
On January 03 2009 15:43 koreakool wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 03 2009 15:42 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
On January 03 2009 15:40 CommanderFluffy wrote:
sounds like someone's shitting on you dude, u sure its legit?


I don't know, she wasn't like 'OH LOL I HAVE LEE YOUNG HOS NUMBER GIMME FIVE DORRA"

Just casually said that before the GOM finals she texted Flash to wish him good luck, and was upset because he lost.

So I was like "HOLD EVERYTHING YOU CAN TEXT FLASH WTF" and she was like "Yeah my friend got me his and a few other gamers numbers so I text them occasionally. I can give them to you if you like."

Could be full of shit, but why would someone go through the trouble of pretending to be a teenager korean girl, learn all about StarCraft, and sign up on a language exchange and chat for weeks before cruelly tricking foreigners into getting fake Progamer #'s.


Some people have no lives.


Yeah but I've seen her chatting with other people about non SC shit, so I doubt this is a scheme.

Occam's razor.

Besides, what's the worst that can happen? It's a fake number and I get dissapointed.

I might not even ask for it.
RIP Aaliyah
hazz
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United Kingdom570 Posts
January 03 2009 06:46 GMT
#10
i only believe this 10%... get his number and text him something in korean and post updates
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
January 03 2009 06:47 GMT
#11
fuck I don't know korean how the hell can I even type korean on my phone

even if I sent something like USA LOVES LEE YOUNG HO or w/e, I doubt he would respond.
RIP Aaliyah
Dr.Dragoon
Profile Joined November 2007
United States1241 Posts
January 03 2009 06:48 GMT
#12
On January 03 2009 15:42 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 03 2009 15:40 CommanderFluffy wrote:
sounds like someone's shitting on you dude, u sure its legit?


I don't know, she wasn't like 'OH LOL I HAVE LEE YOUNG HOS NUMBER GIMME FIVE DORRA"

Be funny if she ended up giving you Lucifer's number.
~o~ I have returned
DrywMz
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States394 Posts
January 03 2009 06:50 GMT
#13
I would say the number is likely fake, but that doesn't mean she was putting you on the entire time you've been talking. She may just be trying to impress you, not trick you.
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-03 06:52:19
January 03 2009 06:51 GMT
#14
I don't think it's fake.

If I do get the number, what should I do/say?

If she was trying to impress me she wouldn't tell me she would give the number, because then her cover would be blown.
RIP Aaliyah
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9104 Posts
January 03 2009 06:56 GMT
#15
On January 03 2009 15:37 Tehinf wrote:
Ask for the number, and then sell on E-bay for money haha. Buy yourself a nice new Razer Krait


Lol, some Krait salesmen registered on TL? I have a krait though and I like it a lot. It was pretty cheap though so dunno whyd he need to resort to such a thing in order to buy one.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
January 03 2009 06:57 GMT
#16
Tell him you live in Nigeria and you have this big money you have to cash out but you can't see if he can cash it for you.
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Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
January 03 2009 06:59 GMT
#17
On January 03 2009 15:57 IntoTheWow wrote:
Tell him you live in Nigeria and you have this big money you have to cash out but you can't see if he can cash it for you.


Pure genius.
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
January 03 2009 07:00 GMT
#18
On January 03 2009 15:57 IntoTheWow wrote:
Tell him you live in Nigeria and you have this big money you have to cash out but you can't see if he can cash it for you.



of course.

it's the only way.
RIP Aaliyah
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
January 03 2009 07:01 GMT
#19
never try to validate yourself to people by proving you know famous ppl, it makes you look weak

this girl is a fag
why so 진지해?
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
January 03 2009 07:04 GMT
#20
On January 03 2009 16:01 Rekrul wrote:
never try to validate yourself to people by proving you know famous ppl, it makes you look weak

this girl is a fag


positive she's trying to look impressive?

It's not like she came out trying to throw it in my face that she had the numbers
RIP Aaliyah
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