Ah television that imaginationland, that crusher of dreams. Well Part 2 focuses on the fictional people/adverts/families that if they were real would still be able to piss me off and why they should be put to death. In no consecutive order:
1.) The Parenthood
Piss poor acting aside I have never seen such blatant bullshit pour out of the tubes and attempt to disguise it as a comedy/drama. In order to teach their kids lessons what do these dipshit parents do, talk to them one on one, nope. Lie to them of course and try to setup them up in order to embarrass them or "teach them a lesson". Also the bowling ball shaped son who you hear gasping for oxygen every time he attempt to act out a scene that involves stairs or even a hill. Only good thing that came out of this show was that the guy who played the older son left and then played a part as a terminally ill character in ER. He died. Awesome.
2.) George Lopez
Drunk of a mother who should have been found dead in a gutter years ago, daughter who is a natural whore, son who is dumb as a brick, and lame over repeated jokes. You have George Lopez. There is just so many times uttering the phrase "we're Mexicans not Mexicant's" is funny.
3.) Cosmo Kramer
How about knocking or asking to come in, get the fuck out of my apartment you unemployed piece of shit.
4.) Family Guy
Maybe it should have stayed canceled, who gives a shit about a gay infant, stalker dog, and a retarded man and a whole show which is basically recycled jokes this time focused on Meg?
5.) The Burger King
Kill.
6.) The Geico Lizard
Join me in prayer that Geico chooses a new mascot like that of a Hawk swooping down and tearing this thing to pieces.
On November 27 2008 16:30 Railz wrote: You're no Maddox.
maddox is an okay writer
decent, not what he's cracked up to be
i remember worshipping him in 8th grade and going back now and going "meh"
i also never got over the fact that he didn't know what a "guilt-free grill" was
No, he's an excellent writer and delivers his style very well. There have been a million Maddox copy-cats, and Maddox has always stood out as one of the best ranters of the internet (which is a pretty big place, if you didn't know). I think you're more jealous of his success than anything else I'll say one thing though, he's pretty immature about how he updates his website. He needs to decide whether he wants to leave it as just for fun, or if he wants to do it semi-professionally and update regularly. His arbitrary deadlines, and his lack of respect for even them, as flexible as they are, make it seem completely pointless to even have the updates hint at the top of the page. Really, he should just get an RSS feed or email service or something so people don't check his page incessantly for updates.
I agree with everything on that list, but these things can be said about 95% of all the currently running sitcoms. I can count all the good sitcoms I have watched with three fingers: Frasier (Cheers included), Friends, Simpsons. Though I do not find the Simpsons funny any more.. they should've stopped while they were on top.
On November 28 2008 03:16 ulszz wrote: kramer has such a lifestyle. don't hate it.
That's an awesome excuse! The best thing about it is - it applies to everyone. Alcoholic mother/drug addict? Pedophile, rapist? Crack fiend? DON'T HATE THE PLAYER, HATE THE GAME! AMIRITE???
On November 28 2008 03:16 ulszz wrote: kramer has such a lifestyle. don't hate it.
That's an awesome excuse! The best thing about it is - it applies to everyone. Alcoholic mother/drug addict? Pedophile, rapist? Crack fiend? DON'T HATE THE PLAYER, HATE THE GAME! AMIRITE???
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I'll say one thing though, he's pretty immature about how he updates his website. He needs to decide whether he wants to leave it as just for fun, or if he wants to do it semi-professionally and update regularly. His arbitrary deadlines, and his lack of respect for even them, as flexible as they are, make it seem completely pointless to even have the updates hint at the top of the page. Really, he should just get an RSS feed or email service or something so people don't check his page incessantly for updates.
