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doing favors for people sucks, and i am never doing it, ever ever again. helping people is stupid and shitty and a horrible idea if you have any self-respect at all.
here's what happens when someone asks you a favor, there's three outcomes. you either a) say yes and do the favor, b) say yes but don't do the favor, c) say no.
if you end up doing someone a favor, you put in however much time or money, usually a lot more time or money than the person asking you the favor realizes or cares, like if you spend 5 fucking hours on some video or some song but they don't know shit about anything, and that's why they asked you, so they don't have any fucking clue how hard or how long you worked on it, and then you end up finishing it and half the time you don't even get credit, and even if you do, most of the time ur just a footnote on somebody else's pride and joy
if you end up not following through on it because you realize how much work is required and how little it's going to pay off for you, and you just put it way down the list of priorities or don't have time for it at all, which is totally reasonable, then the person you initially agreed to thinks u "let them down", like you owe anything to them even though they had the audacity to come and ask you for some huge favor and you were just trying to be nice and say yes and make everybody happy. instead they just think of you as a flake and that follows you forever pretty much
then there's c, which i'm going to start doing to every single person who ever asks me a favor, but i'm going to change it from say "no" to "no idiot i don't have time for ur bullshit"
note that nothing on TL brought this up, although i do get asked to do tons of "projects" from TL people and no i don't have any time for that so don't ever ask me motherfucker, and props to the rest of the graphics team u guys are unsung heroes
i'm actually mad because:
my sister is all pissed at me because i didn't play a fuckin raffi cover set with her at some gay faggy cover concert with like 100 people there. raffi is fucking shitty and for kids and yes i guess it might be a funny concept but no i would never spend 4 hours practicing BANANA PHONE like i had to on wednesday, playing the same shitty children's songs over and fucking over because my sister is a horrible musician and mentally retarded. then when i said "there's no way we can play this tonight, it's not ready and ur too drunk" she's like U LET ME DOWN WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE I CAN'T BELIEVE U DID THIS
i didn't even fucking want to play that shitty set i only said yes because you were hammered and i thought it was a pipe dream like all your other fucking horrible half-baked ideas STFU why can't some people just realize that their ideas suck and they will never come to fruition, and they should stop asking other people to help them become reality when it's a total utter waste of fucking time
edit: god STFU jody u fucking retard raffi is the worst music i've ever heard and banana phone is a stupid fucking song i would rather play ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME every day for the rest of my life than a raffi cover set
moral of the story: don't ask me to do anything because i'm not ever helping anyone ever again. ever. (except small favors i don't care about those, i just hate getting involved in other people's huge projects)
 
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I get angry when people are walking slow in front of me and you can't get past them... Like in a shopping street or something
IT PISSES ME OFF!!!!
Oh and gratz with your euhm... (epiphany?)
I sometimes help them by telling them what to do, not doing it for them 
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like "hey yubee it would be really funny if you did an american pie cover about mynock's gf's pony thread, even if the song is 9 minutes long and i have no idea how long it takes to make even a 10 second song"
that would be just a totally random, completely hypotehtical example of something that i am just going to say "NO GO AWAY"
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
I was going to talk about God. But then I thought, fuck it, these people are using our skills to better there lives while our lives are made worse.
+ Show Spoiler +So when are we turning into selfish heartless bastards?
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yubee could you do me a favor plz? Don't say yes if you end up not doing a person a favor. b) is bullshit.
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Oh ya yubee I agree with you. I'm the youngest in my family and I'm always called by my dad to do stuff.. Ugh.
Oh ya yubee. Can you help me remix this song? I'll pm you if you agree plz. kthxz
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ring ring ring ring ring ring ring.
BANANA phone~!
Lol yea, favours suck balls. especially when your doing itfor someone
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Aotearoa39261 Posts
yubee i need a video intro for some TL project
care to lend a hand?
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intrigue
Washington, D.C9935 Posts
i hate it when people say 'do you want to do me a favor?'
stupid disrespectful line, hey would you like the privilege of assisting me wtf is that?!?!?
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I'm the oldest out of my siblings and we're a chinese family so when I ask for a (reasonable) favour, they pretty much have to do it. Also they have to call my in a respectable way: "older brother" instead of my first name.
In the olden days I might have to return the favour by protecting them if they got in a fight or something, but the way society works nowadays I not really obliged to do them any favours at all. I still have to "look after them", although that usually means making sure they're doing my chores properly.
On November 23 2008 23:25 intrigue wrote:
i hate it when people say 'do you want to do me a favor?'
stupid disrespectful line, hey would you like the privilege of assisting me wtf is that?!?!?
I agree that it sounds disrespectful, but I think most people who say that probably intend to say "Could you do me a favour."
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8751 Posts
doing favors when you're not asked to do them gives everyone warm fuzzy feelings inside. but i agree that asking for favors is a bad system most of the time. you have to judge the person really strictly to see if they appreciate and know exactly what they're asking of you. or just immediately think of something they can do for you in return, so that it's more of an exchange of services than an exchange of favors
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
I TOTALLLLLLLLLLLLY FUCKING AGREEEE
Seriously...
'can you do me a favor?'
NO I FUCKING CANT
'hey do you mind lending me 10k ill get u back later today'
LOL YEAH TEN KAY NO PROBLEM MANG
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'dan i need a favor...i need you to go pick up xxxxx at the airport'
LOL HOW MANY TIMES HAS THIS PERSON BEEN TO THE COUNTRY ALREADY? DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING BABY SITTER? (hi susie LOL)
FUCK FAVORS, FAVORS DON'T EXIST, WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE TO DO YOU A FAVOR THEY ARE NOT HAPPY AND THEY ONLY DO IT IF THEY ARE FKING PUSSIES..IF YOU WANT SOMETHING FROM SOMEONE ASK IN A WAY THAT WILL SHOW TO THEM HOW IT BENEFITS THEM AS WELL
the only time i don't get annoyed when someone asks me for a favor is if a hot girl asks for one where if its in text you can be like 'well...what will i get in return  ' or irl you can slowly eye their body up and down then be like 'sure' both of which cases usually result in a "NEVERMIND" LOL
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Belgium9950 Posts
favours are a nice system, if you can keep up with the 'virtual debt'. You gotta be able to make her do something back, saying that she owes you. Then, it's an ok system.
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
people generally dont ask me for favors ever though, i actually think tall people get asked for favors far less often than short ones
GOD though,
at the airport going from vegas to san diego a couple weeks ago
im standing in line on unreal life tilt cuz united air is fucking retarded as hell and im in the cash line to pay for my ticket with cash and this dumb lady comes up with her two kids and is like HEY YOU WANNA SAVE SOME MONEY and im like uhh (thinking its probably a scam) I GOT THESE VOUCHERS FOR 300$ BUT I DONT NEED THEM ANYMORE ILL SELL THEM TO U for 200 U CAN USE IT ON UR TICKET SO BASICALLY UR SAVING 100$ AND DOING ME A FAVOR
'uh no thanks...'
horrible snotty sarcastic tone: WOW YOU'RE JUST A REALLY GREAT GUY AREN'T YOU
'i'm a great guy with a ticket thats going to cost me 120 dollars.'
'...oh...' lady walks away without even saying sorry
fucking americans
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
its pretty funny how people react when they say
'hey can you do me a favor?'
'NO?'
really catches them off guard
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
or the
'HEY CAN YOU BUY ME THIS DRESS IN KOREA THEN BRING IT TO ME WHEN U COME TO USA ITS WAY CHEAPER THERE YOU'D REALLY BE DOING ME A BIG FAVOR"
YOU DUMB BIMBO CUNT I COULD BE PLAYING FUCKING POKER AND MAKE WAY MORE THAN YOU'RE SAVING BY HAVING ME BUY IT IN THE TIME THAT IT TAKES ME TO GO AND BUY YOUR STUPID FUCKING DRESS SO HOW ABOUT I JUST GIVE YOU FUCKING MONEY INSTEAD YOU'D BE DOING ME A HUGE FAVOR BY JUST ASKING ME TO GIVE YOU MONEY INSTEAD OF MAKING ME UR STUPID SLAVE...SO HERE HERES SOME MONEY YEAH FREE MONEY FOR YOU CUZ U DESERVE IT CUZ THATS WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR, FAVORS
KILL URSELF
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
hey my friend is in town only tonight and i know you're alone in ur room at bellagio with 2 beds so i was wondering if you could do a huge favor for me and let him sleep in ur other bed just for tonight
YEAH U STUPID FKING FK ILL JUST LET SOME GUY THAT IS YOUR FRIEND BUT I DONT EVEN KNOW SLEEP IN MY ROOM AS A FAVOR TO YOU CAUSE HEY YOU'RE MY FRIEND AND THATS WHAT FRIENDS DO WHEN THEIR FRIENDS ASK THEM TO DO FAVORS THEY ASK ANOTHER FRIEND TO DO THAT FAVOR TO THEIR FRIEND AS A FAVOR
DIEEEEEE CUNTS
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
hey dan was really nice to meet you last night you are a great guy thanks for taking me out and thanks for paying...oh btw i was wondering could you teach me a little poker if u have time?
YEAH NO PROBLEM MAN!!!! WAY TO SHOW GRATITUDE FOR ME TREATING YOU OUT BY ASKING ME TO WASTE MORE OF MY LIFE TEACHING YOU, CAUSE HEY THATS WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR MOTHER FUCKER SURE MAN ILL TEACH YOU COME OVER ANYTIME MAN WE CAN PLAY SOME POKER SO YOU CAN BE JUST LIKE ME CAUSE IM A MOTHER FUCKING GREAT GUY!!!!!! BLOCKED FOR LIFE PHONE NUMBER DELETED BLACKLISTED DIE FAGGGGGGGot
FUD:LKFJSDLFDSKL:SDFJ:KLDSFL
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
hey dan i'm coming to korea can i give u online money for cash there? <--- multiply this time 100 people
YES I AM A MOTHER FUCKING BANK, THE BANK OF REKRUL SURE ANYTHING YOU NEED BUDDY...I DONT CHARGE EITHER CAUSE IM A NICE FRIEND AND YOU KNOW WHAT? HOW ABOUT I BRING IT TO YOU SINCE YOU DONT KNOW WHERE THE FUCK ANYTHING IS IN KOREA...AND ON TOP OF THAT HOW ABOUT I JUST TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER AND LET U FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND CUZ HEY WE COOL RITE?
JDFKL:HW*()T@)TRUoi4ujfipo4jw3k';k
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
hey dan can i sleep in ur bed this weekend while ur gone? i'll wash the sheets before u get back!
YEAH GO RIGHT THE FUCK AHEAD AND U KNOW WHAT U CAN DROOL ALL OVER THE FUCKING PILLOW AND SHEETS AND I WON'T EVEN MIND IF YOU BRING HOME SOME CRABS INFESTED SKANKBALL AND FUCK HER TILL SHES OOZING GONORRHEAL PISS ALL OVER EVERYWHERE BUT JUST MAKE SURE TO WASH THE SHEETS BUDDY OKAY
JKFL:Dfdjkl;sl;kj
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