Learning to Zerg 6 (Image Heavy)

LeperKahn

Romania1834 Posts

October 13 2008 19:27 GMT

Sitting on the TL irc helps your starcraft. Who knew?

I've met quite a few cool people via that system. I've also gotten a few games. In fact, on of the featured games if from someone I met on the irc... He's better than me by a lot.

The Bunny Pokes Me

No, that isn't dirty. Stop thinking about it that way! ... Anyway, I played a really cool guy named Pokebunny. He is also better than me. (Wow, that is a huge population.) He plays T which is good because my ZvT might be my best MU.

I think the picture helped. It's a complex concept.

I 12ed it and I look over and see this. I swear I restarted the replay 3 times, but I could never get myself to see what that destroyed building was. I was never meant to know.

Bunker rush? Wut?

Well, I guess he wanted a macro game then. Good choice.

My math teacher told me my f(e) equation wasn't right.

Oh well, usual FE push.

But I've got a surprise!

Ha!

Oh, I suck. I've got to remember that next game.

At least I make him spend a bunch on turrets. They are kinda early though Pokebunny.

No trespassing.

I would not give up so easily!

No, I just like the natural SCVs more.

But he's got me blocked in!

It's like a mental barrier.

O.o I have discovered a flaw in the defense! Much like sugar does in my defenses when I try to stop eating it. Stupid sugar.

Is it hot? Because I think July is here!

Pokebunny is no longer afraid of the dead mutalisks... We got problems.

Oov macro incoming.

Just another happy no-longer-July day here in Othello.

It's almost too quiet

Backdooring is against the rules! I'm a DOTA-certified host OK?!!? Wait...

Is this the wrong game to complain about BDing?

Now he's like fuck this guy. I'm gonna end it.

Dear god

I didn't think I had enough, but then I noticed I had another control group of lings hidden away.

again in 2009

The dying thoughts of a the last few marines.

I wish I was there too, but now it's too late.

Look what I've done mwhahaha!

I'm telling ice frog.

Here's the macro...

Not even half the rines are showing!

It was a good game.

Truly a jj

I Poke the Bunny Back

The game starts off great.

Asshole drone

I have to go at this point. So, there's only one way to end this fast in either direction. I feel bad for doing it.

Get it? OP like over powered? I'm funny!

My scouting drone goes the wrong way, but in a way it was perfect timing. Totally incidental that it worked out right.

I was tempted to make a Leroy Jenkins joke, but I'll resist.

I'm an asshole.

I told myself that I won't cheese unless I have to. Well, I've gotta go. Does that count?

The first victim is taken by the zerglings.

Zergling1 KSed it from Zergling5

This is it. If he fights it off it would be now.

I'm speaking spanish!

I can feel the hate building

Sorry!

Sorry about that Pokebunny. I really am.

I didn't want to say jj. Too offensive.

A Game without the Poke

Okay, this is the game with the guy I met on irc. I'm gonna ask him before I say who it was since I don't know if he wants me to or not. Let's just say it's a short game.

An introduction of grand proportions

I start of the game normal. My happy 12 hatch chugging away at growing up. You know, scouting and the like.

Hmm... Something is up.

Well, I feel weird because he's not expoing or pushing when he should. I decide to just continue with my 3 hatch muta... A bad decision.

Only Protoss can scout because they are the only ones with the scout unit.

Anyway, I unknowingly wait my certain doom.

It's kinda a conflict of opinions don't you think?

He comes into my base and kills everything at my natural.

If Arnold said it the Spire would finish right away.

And rape precedes to own me.

Stop it! It hurts!

The Ending Whatnot

I'm getting better I think. However, in some ways getting better means that I have to stop doing fun things like ranking my sunkens lower than my enemy. By the way, I don't complain about BDing that was what a person said word for word in a DoTA game I played.

I hope you enjoyed this blog and thanks again for reading! (As usual PM me or contact me on iCCup/US East as LeperKahn if you want to play a few games.)

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13196 Posts

October 13 2008 19:34 GMT

lol i like ur name :3

micronesia

United States24579 Posts

October 13 2008 19:59 GMT

Condense the funny into less pictures and you have yourself a good blog.

LeperKahn

Romania1834 Posts

October 13 2008 20:02 GMT

On October 14 2008 04:59 micronesia wrote:
Condense the funny into less pictures and you have yourself a good blog.

lol It was a long one wasn't it?

mSLeGenD

115 Posts

October 13 2008 20:10 GMT

nice, I was expecting a crappy version of salv blog :D but it was funny

OGzan

United States289 Posts

October 13 2008 20:11 GMT

I liked this even though it may have been a little too long, i still enjoyed going through the entire thing

ilovezil

United States4143 Posts

October 13 2008 20:17 GMT

Appreciate the pics as always.

d(O.o)a

Canada5066 Posts

October 13 2008 20:25 GMT

On October 14 2008 04:59 micronesia wrote:
Condense the funny into less pictures and you have yourself a good blog.

No wai the pictures are awesome imo MO PICTURES.

Pangolin

United States1035 Posts

October 13 2008 20:39 GMT

On October 14 2008 04:27 LeperKahn wrote:
Is it hot? Because I think July is here!

Haha, nice blog. I didn't think it was too long at all.

capek

United States585 Posts

October 13 2008 21:01 GMT

#10

i love this blog man.
although the last one (Learning to Zerg 5) kept making FFox crash for some reason...

you are slowly but surely getting to jaedong-level

Nazarene

Denmark996 Posts

October 13 2008 21:14 GMT

#11

Haha, funny read = ]

Raithed

China7078 Posts

October 13 2008 21:19 GMT

#12

i like this blog. keep going!

Pokebunny

United States10654 Posts

October 13 2008 21:48 GMT

#13

Yay Leper, I got turned into a blog :D!
And no problem about the sunken rush, lol. I was going 1rax expo into mech hehe
I'd love to play you some more!