Facebook boredom

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

25. Sit down and occasionally rub people's lower legs.

26. Talk to only one passenger about yourself story and cry out in pain when they get off.

27. Put on a death costume and sit infront of the doors so when it opens people automatically see you.

28. Walk on with a large container of condoms and a 10 lb bag of ice and hum incessantly.

29. Get a group of people to stare at a wall that doesn't open so people stare with you.

30. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

31. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

32. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

33. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

34. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

35. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

36. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

37. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

38. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

39. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

40. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

41. Swat at flies that don't exist.

42. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

43. Judge what other people are wearing on the elevator very harshly out-loud.

44. Do Tai Chi excercises.

45. Enforce an elevator tax.

46. Lean against the door talking on the phone so when it opens you fall out, the bigger scene the better.