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On September 19 2007 08:27 Kennigit wrote:
Good practice is to go to a bar and ask out fat desperate chicks who are guaranteed to say yes. Its like smurfing on bnet for a few months before a big tourny.

(22:48:09) (rushz0rz) if i lost an arm, i'd cry forever.
(22:48:18) (+IntoTheWow) :D
(22:48:25) (+IntoTheWow) if i lost an arm
(22:48:28) (+IntoTheWow) i would play w3

On November 18 2007 16:08 Rekrul wrote:
I don't dance I sit in rooms on my ass and have my waiter drag beautiful women into the room and sit them down next to me then I say Hi and feed them alcohol and tell them how rich I am and then when they say they have to go piss or want to dance with their friends I get their number then they leave the room and probably get intercepted by a waiter and get dragged into another room so I just get a new girl dragged in repeat process 3-10 times depending on how on my game I am (the more the game the less the girls actually as much as that doesn't make sense cuz that means they don't leave cause they find you interesting) until I find myself sitting there wasted alone and horny at 5:30 AM with no recollection of any of all the new girls I have saved in my phone then I send a mass spam text message to all of them saying WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU then usually I get a couple replies and usually one of them is still there and available and comes back then I tell them lets go eat food in my huge house then I take them there then I drag them into my room and in my drunken fevor repeatedly tell myself USE A RUBBER USE A RUBBER USE A RUBBER no matter how badly I want to stick it in bareback then I wake up and find myself naked on my bed with a sick hangover wondering where the fuck the girl went and wondering what the hell she looked like so I ask my roommates if she was hot or not, not that it matters at all because the number gets deleted then I check my wallet to see if she stole any of the 10k in it then I sit down on my ass and start posting / banning on teamliquid until I'm hungry as hell and summon the will power to order food then I eat and play some poker then it's already 8 or 9 PM again and I start getting antsy and start making calls to friends saying where the fuck are we going tonight and before I know it I'm sitting on my ass in a night club room again.

On November 18 2007 23:32 NotSorry wrote:
So fucking jealous, I want to kill myself, just in the off chance that I can be reincarnated as you...

On January 25 2008 10:27 BaDayOri wrote:


back when i lived in korea 14 years ago my family had a ddong gae and then we moved to america but we coudlnt take the dog with us and so we left it with my grandpas cousin
and then later we get news that my grandpa's cousin hanged my dog and ate it.. made 보신탕.. T T

On February 09 2008 13:20 Rekrul wrote:


U KNOW HOW EASY U HAD IT IN YOUR TIME EVERYONE WAS BAD PLAYER AND U HAD ELKY GRRR LEG ASSEM AND EVERYONE AND ENGLISH SPEAKING MANAGER TO HELP U AND TALK WITH U DIDNT GET LONELY AND UR TEAMMATES DIDNT TELL U TO CLOSE WINDOWS IN THE SUMMER AND U HAD MONEY AND OTHER OPTIONS FROM POKER AND PPL DIDNT YELL AT U TO CALL THEM HYUNG AND UR ORGANIZATION WASNT FULL OF FUCKING IDIOTS WHO DIDNT WANT TO PAY YOU AND U STUDIED THE LANGUAGE AND UR PARENTS SUPPORTED U AND ALL FOREIGN COMMUNITY LIKED U AND U ACTUALLY HAD TIME TO GO OUT AND PARTY NOT ALWAYS IN THE HOUSE AND U DIDNT HAVE TO SLEEP IN A SMELLY HOUSE WITH TEN GUYS IN THE SAME ROOM ALL MASTURBATING IN THEIR TOP BUNK IMAGINING HOT GIRLS IN THE INPERFECTIONS OF THE CEILING

ok i made most of that up but you get the point

On May 01 2008 06:10 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
KOREAN MAPS ARE LESS IMPORTANT HAHA
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT KOREAN MAPS KID? JESUS TRY THE HARD LIFE OF A ZERG. WE DONT HAVE FUCKING MAP CROSSING ARCLITE CANNONS, EVERYTHING CANNOT BE REPAIRS, WE DONT HAVE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION LIKE SPIDER MINES AND WE CERTAINLY AS FUCK DONT HAVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS CAUSE ANY GAME THAT HAS THAT SUCKS LIKE COMMAND AND CONQUER 3. ALSO, WE DONT HAVE FLYING BUILDINGS OR MOTHERFUCKING DEFENSIVE STRUCTURES THAT SHOOT AIR AND GROUND AND CAN BE REPAIRED AND COST 100$ FUCKING MINERALS. OUR WORKERS DIE WHEN THE WIND BLOWS TOO HARD AND SURE AS FUCK DONT HAVE FUSION CUTTERS. WAIT? YOU HAVE GOLIATHS THAT SHOOT ACROSS THE MAP AT AIR UNITS AND CAN BE REPAIRED AND ARE CHEAP? JESUS WHO MADE THIS GAME.
JESUS I WISH I HAD 5-6 of THE ALL TIME BEST PLAYERS TO MODEL MY GAME AFTER. WAIT? WERENT THEY ALL FUCKING TERRAN? WE HAVE NADA, BOXER, OOV, FLASH, MIDAS and XELLOS ALL KICKING ASS FOR YEARS AT A TIME WHILE WE GET FUCKING FAT ASS JULY WHO SUCKS NOW, YELLOW WHO ALWAYS FUCKING SUCKED BUT NOBODY KNEW FOR A BIT AND WE FINALLY GOT SAVIOR BUT THEN THEY DRESSED HIM LIKE HITLER SO HE SUCKED AND NOW WE HAVE JAEDONG BUT THAT KID CANT FIGURE OUT THE NEW KOREAN MAPS THAT DONT MATTER. JESUS FUCK IT MUST BE NICE TO HAVE PLAYERS THAT SPAN DECADES AND DOMINATE THE ENTIRE TIME. GIMME SOME OF THAT PLEASE.
HEY WHAT ABOUT BUILDINGS DO YOU LOSE A SCV EACH TIME YOU MAKE ONE? NO. WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN ACTUALLY TELL THEM TO RETURN TO MINING AFTER THEY ARE DONE BUILDING? I THOUGHT THAT AUTO MINING GARBAGE WAS FOR HACKERS OR BAD GAMES. TERRAN'S CAN DO IT? FUCK THAT SOUNDS LIKE A SWEET DEAL. EACH TIME WE (zerg) HAVE TO BUILD WE TELL ONE OF OUR SACRED MINERS "HEY FUCK YOU TIME TO DIE" AND THEY DO. THEN WE GET A FUCKING BUILDING. WHICH, HALF THE TIME ISNT ENOUGH: WE HAVE TO PAY MOREE FUCKING MONEY TO GET IT TO DO SOME SHIT LIKE DICK THE GROUND OR SPRAY PISS IN THE AIR.

On July 05 2008 04:33 thedeadhaji wrote:

w/e, I'm a fucking Jap, I can live with that. It's in my genes. lol

On July 20 2008 08:37 travis wrote:
i'd get a lurker on my back shooting spines at my asshole





or 2 ghosts on my stomach launching nukes, with my nipples being the red dots

On August 24 2008 22:42 AttackZerg wrote:
I'll tell you how I maintain my lean figure.....


When playing Iccup I lean slightly forward and maintain a lightly flexed abdomin, I hang my shoulders so that my posture isn't terrible and I control my breathing (see any la`monz youtube video for details). Also if you wish to have froglike legs I keep my chair on its highest setting so that only the balls of my feet are touching the ground, I bounce them continuously for the entirety of my starcraft session (In chat too!).

My prespective. I am trying to preform over 700 actions per minute. All of the things I include are:
Breathing
Clicking
Hotkeying
Typing
Leg bouncing
Facial twitches, lip sync with winamp, motivational phrases, and of course curses.
And blinking

I do not include:
Heartbeats ( as far as I'm concerned its just spam)
Head nodding/smiling ( different then dramatic in-game twitches)
Coffee/Soda/Apple juice drinking ( I figure my apm is high enough without the boost)
Phonecalls ( I rarely do more then forward call to voicemail in game, but still!)
Penial reactions ( sometimes during chat I'm looking at porn, this is counterproductive to longevity in gamming .... Beware of this)

With a good eight to ten hours a day ( 3 days a week) I am able to stay in great shape and maintain a good Iccup standing, so that the other days of the week I can keep up with my sprinting,basketball,bike riding and chain smoking.

I hope this helps

On August 29 2008 13:44 pooper-scooper wrote:
Voted white, because that is the color I buy them in, but well....

They are technically gray because I have hasu laundry skills.

On September 04 2008 09:18 dickless123 wrote:


whoever tells you otherwise is wrong, starcraft IS a martial art.