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HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
September 16 2008 03:56 GMT
#61
aw klogon ruined the fun
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-16 04:47:35
September 16 2008 04:44 GMT
#62
Anyone remember that one post about a guy fighting wolves? It was funny as hell; was posted in a huge thread.


On September 16 2008 10:09 ATeddyBear wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?currentpage=1&topic_id=31085
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i thought i should give a try this story of mine, so you express your opinions and tell me what you would have done.?


"i love my iPod, and what i love more is how i got it.
first of all my parents are divorced, i live with my mom.
I was going to a 2 day trip to just buy clothes, gifts and stuff out of the city... it was my mom, me and some friend of my mom that offered to take us there.

Anyway, i had no fuckn clue that my mom and this guy were knowing each other to be more than friends... and this guy was buying me stuff like crazy, clothes, shoes, electronics, he bouth me an iPod ( hes got alot of money btw) i didnt understand till he told me that he and my mom were "meeting".

I was SO FUCKING angry and pissed with my mom, because she didnt fuckin told me they were meeting each other, and they didnt tell me anything until like the end of the trip, and btw, the son of this guy is a bullie at school i almost fight to death with him once.. so now i was more than pissed...

i talked and argued with my mom about what happened and i practially told her that it was the worst error of all her life, because i was moving out of the house, i cant accept the fact that my mother hid me something like that and sent me in a trip with them, and let him buy me stuff, like he was buying my soul.

At the end, i thought about it and found theres 2 ways to manage this, the smart one and the proud man and said to myself ill play the smart one "NICE , HE BOUGHT ME ALOT OF THINGS, BUT HE DIDNT BOUGHT ME" HAHA, i kept all the things he bought me, and moved to live with my father, thats where i am now.

if you are interested in this story, heres an extra: when i moved to my fathers house, i wanted MY PC to take it and be there. (my mother only lives now with my sister and they have 2 extra pcs) BUT MY MOM wanted to be so selfish and didnt let me take it ... omg that was the explosion, i told her to leave me fcking alone i dont want to know anything more of her.

thx for reading.


Manablue's reply is 5/5

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On August 30 2005 12:48 ManaBlue wrote:
Kid, your mom bore you, brought you up, fed you your entire life, gave you a middle class upbringing, and you are ready to swear her off because she's moving on after your dad? She has the right to do that.

Further, if you were too oblivious to know that a random guy who went on a trip with your family and bought you gifts for no apparent reason was somehow interested in your mom, then you are just an idiot. Your story doesn't make sense and I can't understand how you were "screwed".

Basically this is the truth, if you want to hear it... You're a spoiled little brat that likes to bounce off your parents and use their split as a means to play favourites and generally be an asshole. If you were my kid I'd throw your computer out the window, shove your IPOD up your ass and kick you out of the house as soon as you turned 18...

But you know why I'd do that? I'm not your family. But your mother is, so she won't. You only get one mom and one dad. If you are willing to throw one of the few (and possibly only) unconditional relationships you will ever have in your life out the window because the person wants to move on with their life, you are a fool and you will regret it living the rest of your life without your mother.

Grow up kid, stop bitching about nothing you spoiled IPOD owning, shit talking, sympathy starving son of a bitch. Fuck you.

Wow that's utter ownage right there.
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10449 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-16 05:00:57
September 16 2008 05:00 GMT
#63
On November 01 2003 11:04. cjh wrote:

So I was out on the Caribbean Sea hunting humpback whales when I accidentally harpooned myself.

I've got like this huge harpoon sticking through my torso. I'm afraid to pull it out because it's all rusty and serrated.

I'm gushing blood everywhere guys, what should I do?

Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
September 16 2008 08:47 GMT
#64
On September 16 2008 05:13 BlackJack wrote:
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On January 18 2005 03:39 M2 wrote:
I have a serious girlfriend for 3 years and our relationship looked so flawless for me until yestarday when I went home I saw her making blowjob to my dog(its german shepherd breed),so I was what the fuck is this,what are you doing with my dog?She was very upset at the begging but then started to apologize and told me that she loves me so much,but she is some kind of nimphomaniac and she cant stand long time without sex,it was so wonderful when we make sex,but I alone cannot satisfy her ,coz she needs full-time job sexual care.Thats why she decided instead of cheating me with other men,to make sex with my dog,coz I am citating this:"he likes me very much and he is so nice and cute and I have my needs and I dont wanna cheat on you with others coz I love you more than anytning and anyone and so on..blah blah blah.Honestly guys I dont know what to think right now.
We are making sex without condoms and I doubt that my dog is using condoms either and this whole thing is disturbing me very much .I prefer I never caught her or even caught her with another man...really dunno.
Oh and I almost forget ,she told me that she dont feel pleasure making blowjobs to my dog ,she did it only to turn him on,like this matters something to me.



Still brings a tear to my eye

Inc, can you top that?
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
September 16 2008 09:28 GMT
#65
If it were to be topped it'd be by Moltke's assessment of attractive women. That takes context and background knowledge though.. that post by M2 is a standalone allstar post.. tough to beat if at all.
jimminy_kriket
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada5501 Posts
September 16 2008 09:39 GMT
#66
On March 27 2007 04:53 Jathin wrote:
Some day you'll be able to construct a windmill from your beard, Brood.

[image loading]

On March 27 2007 04:56 BroOd wrote:
That man is my father. For seven years he had his beard fashioned into a crude whip, and his face molded into a disapproving scowl.

My beard was just never good enough. Now you know my private shame.


Oh god brood was on such a roll that day
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=51258
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
kefkalives
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Australia1272 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-16 10:11:49
September 16 2008 10:10 GMT
#67
If anybody knows how to find it, i think fakesteves reaction to the Dj Shortee thread was the funniest thing i ever read.

it was basically 20 posts from fakesteve in a row expressing growing disgust and insanity in relation to Dj shortee's unreal scratching and sick dj skills. i cried from laughter.

vid.
prOxi.bOn ; \\ What makes most people feel happy/Leads us headlong into harm.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 16 2008 10:44 GMT
#68
found it hahahahah http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=48048

i actually just edited two of the posts because there were stupid typos

OCD i guess
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
kefkalives
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Australia1272 Posts
September 16 2008 10:45 GMT
#69
funny stuff
prOxi.bOn ; \\ What makes most people feel happy/Leads us headlong into harm.
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15325 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-16 13:07:03
September 16 2008 12:52 GMT
#70
What a great place this is to tell inControl how awesome he is. To whoever made this thread, great idea!

But seriously, fun stuff!

Edit: Oh, and where can I find Moltke's assessment of attractive women?
ModeratorI know Teamliquid is known as a massive building
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
September 16 2008 13:11 GMT
#71
On September 16 2008 10:34 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
also i like how manablue talks about how that guy should cherish his mother, and then he calls him a "son of a bitch"

hahaha

Hahahaha yeah I noticed the same thing and laughed out loud really hard and now the whole uni PC room is looking at me like wtf cause I keep cracking up really hard at the posts in this thread hahaha.

AND YES YOU SHE-DEMON NEXT TO ME IM NOT LAUGHING BECAUSE OF YOU.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-16 13:14:41
September 16 2008 13:13 GMT
#72
On June 17 2008 05:15 SonuvBob wrote:
[image loading]

ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
September 16 2008 13:23 GMT
#73
On September 16 2008 21:52 zatic wrote:
What a great place this is to tell inControl how awesome he is. To whoever made this thread, great idea!

But seriously, fun stuff!

Edit: Oh, and where can I find Moltke's assessment of attractive women?

Just browsing through this is great haha:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/search.php?q=&t=ct&f=all&u=moltkewarding&gb=date

But is this the actual thread you mean? I thought it was a diff one its got a illogical title (which is extremely unlike moltkeface).

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=46875
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
September 16 2008 17:09 GMT
#74
type "provincialism" into search lool
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
September 16 2008 17:53 GMT
#75
There have been so many but I can't recall most of them.
GeneralStan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States4789 Posts
September 16 2008 19:59 GMT
#76
A recent favorite of mine

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=76842
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
September 16 2008 20:09 GMT
#77
My favorite is that 20 page long hate one that Beyonder or whoever made.
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
September 17 2008 00:07 GMT
#78
the facebook and pandemic thread were funny
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6635 Posts
September 17 2008 00:13 GMT
#79
From this thread. This one was a classic, there's really too many good posts to put here but here is a taste.

On November 29 2004 19:22 Ack1027 wrote:
In reponse to this:

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On November 29 2004 19:08 Chogs_User wrote:
On November 29 2004 19:03 Ack1027 wrote:
On November 29 2004 19:00 Chogs_User wrote:
You're really crossing the line now Ack1027. That is really offensive talk against something that I feel very passionately about and compete competitively in. I'm not one to get too upset, but some other people who compete would be likely to really get derogatory at that kind of a comment against such a peaceful and harmless game.


Look buddy, I will kiss-ass all over you if you can prove this game exists on my terms which is not asking too much, I mean no one else is petitioning against it.

And please~

What are you gonna do, take me underwater and create a basket around my head with your mad weaving skills?

Prove that you play star. I want a video of you IN ACTION and don't try to fake me out! And if you don't own a digital video camera, buy one right now! What ya going to do? Click a mouse around and around my head while hitting 1a2a3a4a5a6a???

Think before you post


I say this:

This is me next to my computer so you are assured that I do indeed have a computer if posting this is not enough evidence.
[image loading]


This is me proving to you this is not some random picture I got:
[image loading]


Yes I wrote that so it's me.

This is me in game saying hi to you:
[image loading]


Again this is another shot of me saying hi to you:
[image loading]


Therefore I have proven to you that Starcraft is a real game and I play it. And I proved it to you without video.

Now you do the same

By the way, my zeal for Starcraft is far greater than your passion for underwater basket fucking so don't even try to outdo me.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
Realpenguin
Profile Joined December 2006
8253 Posts
September 17 2008 00:30 GMT
#80
best post ever:
On June 05 2008 12:10 SayaSP wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
Crank Dat Chojja Boy


[image loading]




Chojja boy off in this hoe
Watch me hold it
Watch me patrolll
Watch me crank dat chojja boy
Then lurker spine dat hoe
Now watch me Jo Yong Ho! (crank dat Chojja boy) x4

Chojja boy off in this hoe
Watch me plague and watch me swarmmmm
lurker stop dat hoe
Then watch me crank dat 3cm drop
Super split, now watch me rush
infesting all them haterz man
When i do dat Chojja boy
I lean to the left and crank dat apm (now you)
I micro over yo bitch ass
And if we get the fightin
Then i'm a-clicking on your bitch
You catch me at yo local MSL
Yes i crank it everyday
Haterz get mad cuz
"i got me some imba-lisks"

Chojja boy off in this hoe
Watch me hold it
Watch me patrolll
Watch me crank dat chojja boy
Then lurker spine dat hoe
Now watch me Jo Yong Ho! (crank dat Chojja boy) x4



<Wolfpox> i remember when MVP beat that one guy, and everyone was like 'whoa' except that penguin dude.
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