This is Shortee. Have you seen her before? I was wonder what you guys think of her skills? To me they are so basic but you may not have ever seen something like this before.

This is I-Emerge
http://dmcworld.com/championships/archive/2004/video/2004dj1-56k.wvx

FakeSteve[TPR]

Valhalla18444 Posts

December 26 2006 14:45 GMT

it would help if she could stay in rhythm

FakeSteve[TPR]

Valhalla18444 Posts

December 26 2006 14:47 GMT

I actually physically hate her more than I have ever hated anything before

FakeSteve[TPR]

Valhalla18444 Posts

December 26 2006 14:48 GMT

Its like every motion she makes, every movement of her body is specially engineered to enrage me

FakeSteve[TPR]

Valhalla18444 Posts

December 26 2006 14:49 GMT

The only thing that is keeping me from tracking her down and murdering her is the fact that in Hell I will have to spend eternity watching that video

FakeSteve[TPR]

Valhalla18444 Posts

December 26 2006 14:50 GMT

If I were to overhear someone on the street say "Watch out, now" in the next 24 hours I would be forced to beat them until their face was a messy lump of goo

I-Emerge

United States435 Posts

December 26 2006 14:50 GMT

lol why? I suppose that you have seen her before for you to "hate" her lol. Yea you are right though about her not being clean. The second one should be more to your liking.

BroOd

Austin10833 Posts

December 26 2006 14:51 GMT

The editing of this video completely defeats the purpose.

I, too, find her strangely repulsive.

I-Emerge

United States435 Posts

December 26 2006 14:53 GMT

Rofl!!! Well it is true that you have to mix things up more and be short and sweet with each verse. Instead she overdoes is on every bar lol Well I just know that to some here she may be realy good but i guess you are not one of them.

FakeSteve[TPR]

Valhalla18444 Posts

December 26 2006 14:54 GMT

#10

I want to grab her by the throat and shake her until her tits fall off

I-Emerge

United States435 Posts

December 26 2006 14:54 GMT

#11

Sigh her make-up is so caked on lol. I haven't seen her in years and I though that she looked better but w/e

FakeSteve[TPR]

Valhalla18444 Posts

December 26 2006 14:55 GMT

#12

If she were to ever look me in the eye I would be reminded of that stupid hand thing she does every time she looks at the camera, so as a means of closure i would take her hands so that she may never poison the air around her in such a manner again

I-Emerge

United States435 Posts

December 26 2006 14:56 GMT

#13

Um...

Well check out the second one! That guy was like Savior now.

Way

Canada565 Posts

December 26 2006 14:56 GMT

#14

i know the secret to fakesteve's previously existed high post count, 1 post per sentence.

zdd

1463 Posts

December 26 2006 14:57 GMT

#15

so I-Emerge is that you in the second video?

FakeSteve[TPR]

Valhalla18444 Posts

December 26 2006 14:57 GMT

#16

I will disassemble that contraption of hers, grind it to powder, and shoot it into her veins like heroin

BroOd

Austin10833 Posts

December 26 2006 14:58 GMT

#17

She looks like she's more than her share of miscarriages.

FakeSteve[TPR]

Valhalla18444 Posts

December 26 2006 14:59 GMT

#18

My only hope is that someday she completely misses and slices her finger right off on one of those vinyls, then somehow trips and half-swallows the finger in midair, effectively suffocating herself