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iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
September 15 2008 16:45 GMT
#1
On July 04 2008 06:55 HamerD wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2008 06:35 Jibba wrote:
Mischy, how can you possibly fuck a person like this? Does he have a 14" cock made out of diamonds or something?


Jesus christ. Man. Ok. The fact that you even used that word just...well...I have lost even more respect for you. Seriously, you want reasons? This is just for you jibba, cos both mischy and I agree you are an arrogant cunt. I would really prefer that people other than jibba don't read this, but I want to keep any argument we have public because I don't want to have to repeat myself to any douches who are like you. So be it if I'm subjected to ridicule. I know most people who would choose to insult me have worse lives than I, and accept if they are so dissatisfied with themselves that they feel the need to take it out on me:

+ Show Spoiler +

1. I'm far more talented than you'll ever be at lots of things (I have no proof but I really, deeply expect so)

2. I'm far more funny than you'll ever be (around people who aren't stupid, whooping american seals at least). I am not entirely in tune with TL humour because it is far below the usual sort of humour of my friends, and it's hard to stoop

3. I'm attractive

4. I'm definitely more intelligent, philosophical, wise, well-read, charming and intellectual than you

5. I'm an exciting, enthusiastic person; with a lot of time for any charitable cause. I'm a passionate and emotional philanthrope.

6. I'm an elitist, and refuse to accept anything but the best

7. I have an incredibly eclectic range of things I enjoy, which is stimulating for people around me. I am always busy. From sports/ gym, to philosophy and politics, to gaming, to music, to academia and esoteric exploration; I do a lot of things which means I have a lot of interesting things to talk about.

8. I take life seriously...I have a lot of emotion and passion. I care about things, and I'm very protective and loyal of and to my friends.


There really are many more reasons why michelle likes me, and I can say that with total confidence in her agreeing with what I've put. If I had to take a WILD shot in the dark jibba, I'd say you are either an air sign or an aries. Aries because they are pugnacious cunts, or an air sign because they always fail @ opening their minds. You are like my ex...oh shit I just checked yes you are a libra. Fucking typical haha! Man...you will never get anything more than the most basic bread and butter facts. Sorry, but you don't know what it's like to dream. You are another typical cynical air sign. You'll never be able to prove me wrong because you'll just respond with hostility. I really pity you, that you cannot see any further than the end of your nose.

Now when you do respond to this post, know that I won't respond in kind. Like I say, I'll busy myself with ONE direct flame. This isn't even a rude one, just a general negative assessment of your being. I don't want to discuss with you any further anything other than ron paul in this blog.


One of my favorites is the above post. Beyond the typical attraction to what is in the spoiler (I will cover that in a second) I love this post for its subtleties.

HamerD assumes that the target is one of two astrology signs basing his read on the person as such. Now I can say without a doubt that that is hilariously retarded. I find it especially ironic given the fact that he just got done explaining why he is so much better than anyone else, namely the person he directs this too. But really if you read that spoiler you will notice that he is above all of us as he doesn't compare and contrast but rather state absolutes.

Now to discuss the obvious: The spoiler. This racks me especially given the fact it was in spoilers. Excitement? Dramatic revelation? I have no idea why he put it in spoilers... except that he prefaces it with "I would want only you to read this and not others." SO PUT IT IN A FUCKING PM!! He is so obviously WANTING everyone to know these things that the best he could come up with for his own defense is a fucking SPOILER.. holy shit. So this strikes me on several levels: First he says that he is better than the rest of us in his spoiler yet he is so blatantly retarded that he tries some gimmick defense for what even he recognizes as a terrible instance of imaginary ego and doesn't PM the "information" but rather spoilers it because that way, only people without access to a fucking mouse cannot read the amazing attributes of this guy inside! Secondly, he bases all his self worth on the most retarded shit I have ever seen and then assumes that Jibba has none of these. This is the most common internet error known to man! Don't just assume the person is some typical nerd, especially if you want to be arguing that you are in fact not the typical nerd yourself, but just so happen to communicate via the exact same forum that you yourself base the stereotype on. Lastly, (but really I could go on all day) this is more of a pet peeve but he literally states in his bullet point "I am awesome" speech that he has "a lot of time, for any charitable cause" but later states "I am always busy..[lists things none of us plebians do because we are mere mortals]" YOU JUST CONTRADICTED YOURSELF. If you are going to tell someone how awesome you are: Don't fucking contradict yourself.

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RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9947 Posts
September 15 2008 17:01 GMT
#2
HamerD is one of my least favourite posters
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Shauni
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
4077 Posts
September 15 2008 17:06 GMT
#3
Haha, there is just no way that post is serious. HamerD trolls even beyond the levels of iNcontroLL.
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Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
September 15 2008 17:09 GMT
#4
I can't remember the specifics but it was by Funchucks. Definitely by Funchucks.
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iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
September 15 2008 17:12 GMT
#5
On September 16 2008 02:06 Shauni wrote:
Haha, there is just no way that post is serious. HamerD trolls even beyond the levels of iNcontroLL.


don't you dare lie sir. Don't you dare lie in my thread..
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
September 15 2008 17:25 GMT
#6
i like the post incontrol wrote about eriador; the henry bigkawk and hi five one
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iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
September 15 2008 17:41 GMT
#7
here yah go:

On December 19 2005 18:01 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Dad: "Oh hey hunny? Take a seat i made breakfeast for you and Henry Bigkawk."

Daughter: "One sec dad let me get a pillow, Henry went balls deep last night and i wont be able to sit for a week!"

*dad and henry high five*

Henry: "Than i cummed in her face!"

Daughter: "Yeah so hold on the syrup dad i think ive had enough sticky stuff in my face for one day!"

Mom: "Did you wear the cow girl outfit with the ass less chaps?"

Daughter: "No i went with the school girl no panties skirt look."

Dad: "Henry lay off the anal next time ok? I scrubbed her bloody underwear for a few hours yesterday and that shit still wont come out!"

*the group laughs and begins breakfeast*

You guys are right. I see nothing wrong with this at all.


Eri's response to it is awesome too rofl:

On December 19 2005 18:04 Liquid`Drone wrote:
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP EXAGGERATING WHAT IM/OTHER PEOPLE ARE SAYING? MY GOD.
nobody said anything even remotely close to that, an outfit like that is nothing like anything you mentioned and just because we have sex does not mean we are going out of our way to show it to them

just like how my parents have sex, it's not like they talk about it in front of me the day after. fucking christ.


LemOn
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United Kingdom8629 Posts
September 15 2008 17:52 GMT
#8
Troll wars omg... Fuck you both.
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funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9374 Posts
September 15 2008 18:44 GMT
#9
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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32049 Posts
September 15 2008 19:13 GMT
#10
On September 16 2008 02:06 Shauni wrote:
Haha, there is just no way that post is serious. HamerD trolls even beyond the levels of iNcontroLL.


Inc's funny is sometimes funny because it's so harsh

Hammerd is funny because he's so fucking stupid and doesn't realize it
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InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
September 15 2008 19:13 GMT
#11
first of all, I'd hit it, she is pretty hot + Show Spoiler +
jk mischy


but on a serious note, it is so hard to be yourself on an internet forum, I know a lot of people in tl.net that sound super stupid and their comments sound retarded, etc... but they are cool as hell I bet. It happens to me all the time... but anyways, that post from HammerD sounds tremendously stupid and nerdy itself, how can you say you are more intelligent and attractive than someone else(or everybody). Girls have different tastes all over the place and usually they are the ones that decide if you are attractive or not, you might be attractive for some type of girls but not for others... lets say Jibba was ugly and nerdy... there are still girls out there that would be willing to bone him for who he is... unless HammerD's post is just a joke then what I said wouldnt apply or wouldnt matter cuz he d be just joking anyways... is he?
w/e
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-16 00:48:17
September 15 2008 19:30 GMT
#12
LOL god those are good. Since I've only been here a short while, my favourite was nony's post about the vulture.

On May 01 2008 00:36 NonY[rC] wrote:
To paraphrase Grandmaster Artosis, the entirety of Terran strategy for every matchup can be summarized as waiting to get enough tanks to kill an entire army in one volley. Even the short-sighted and simple Terran players can recognize such a great imbalance. But I have to admit, having the fastest unit in the game on only the 2nd tier of tech with a short build time, that can shoot fragmentation grenades capable of vaporizing all peons, zerglings, zealots, defilers, and high and dark templar in seconds, and can even shoot these grenades backwards without losing acceleration, AND can shit out three mini-nukes that burrow into the ground only to pop out at the perfect time and seek out an enemy unit at an inescapable speed, gives siege tanks and their arclite cannons quite a run for their money.

Ah, how could I forget their cost? Let's make a list of units (excluding peons) that are cheaper than vultures:
--Zergling
--Marine

That was easy.

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Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1475 Posts
September 15 2008 19:33 GMT
#13
either he doesnt know how to spell and missed two letters on the word "hammered"
or he actually thinks HamerD looks cool
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arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
September 15 2008 19:44 GMT
#14
The best one is incontrols one about
"Alpha Male"

If anyone has a link tot his.

part of it was like immediatly punch him in the fucking face to establish your dominance,warning some establishments dislike alpha males
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HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
September 15 2008 19:57 GMT
#15
someone should pm hamerD about this thread
or maybe we could put it in spoilers
!
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Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
September 15 2008 19:59 GMT
#16
There's so much genuine stupidity about it's hard to tell when people are joking.
No I'm never serious.
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
September 15 2008 19:59 GMT
#17
yeah sarcasm is really hard to pick up on tl
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Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-15 20:12:39
September 15 2008 20:09 GMT
#18
HamerD is fucking arrogant douche. That was a great read. I was laughing the whole way through. I sure hope every word of that was serious because it is fucking great. I love how he says he is intelligent and then states some things that implies he takes astrology serious. What a fucking loser. Anyone who takes astrology serious is a retard. hahahahahahha I am still laughing. That post is win.


On December 19 2005 18:01 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Dad: "Oh hey hunny? Take a seat i made breakfeast for you and Henry Bigkawk."

Daughter: "One sec dad let me get a pillow, Henry went balls deep last night and i wont be able to sit for a week!"

*dad and henry high five*

Henry: "Than i cummed in her face!"

Daughter: "Yeah so hold on the syrup dad i think ive had enough sticky stuff in my face for one day!"

Mom: "Did you wear the cow girl outfit with the ass less chaps?"

Daughter: "No i went with the school girl no panties skirt look."

Dad: "Henry lay off the anal next time ok? I scrubbed her bloody underwear for a few hours yesterday and that shit still wont come out!"

*the group laughs and begins breakfeast*

You guys are right. I see nothing wrong with this at all.




oh shit, that is fucking hilarious.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-15 20:09:59
September 15 2008 20:09 GMT
#19
I think part of sarcasm lies on the posters ability to communicate that they're kidding... People always like to say "I WAS BEING SARCASTIC, IDIOT!" while I'm just thinking ":O Maybe you should learn how to communicate yourself better then."

I guess this is mostly post embarrassingly bad posts by other users so...

Dude if u say my kid was a fuck up one more time I swear ill find u and fukc u up

Basically TL.net turning into Clan X17 for a moment

Uhmmm... Every blog by MarklarMarklar has been about him drinking and hanging out with girls... Those are pretty sad.
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Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
September 15 2008 20:11 GMT
#20
On June 13 2007 13:51 exalted wrote:
there is a big spider under my dorm desk i don't know where the FUCK it is, holy mother fucking hsit help me please tips on how i can kill it or mother anything

This post was so manly.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
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