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On July 04 2008 06:55 HamerD wrote:
Jesus christ. Man. Ok. The fact that you even used that word just...well...I have lost even more respect for you. Seriously, you want reasons? This is just for you jibba, cos both mischy and I agree you are an arrogant cunt. I would really prefer that people other than jibba don't read this, but I want to keep any argument we have public because I don't want to have to repeat myself to any douches who are like you. So be it if I'm subjected to ridicule. I know most people who would choose to insult me have worse lives than I, and accept if they are so dissatisfied with themselves that they feel the need to take it out on me:
+ Show Spoiler +
1. I'm far more talented than you'll ever be at lots of things (I have no proof but I really, deeply expect so)
2. I'm far more funny than you'll ever be (around people who aren't stupid, whooping american seals at least). I am not entirely in tune with TL humour because it is far below the usual sort of humour of my friends, and it's hard to stoop
3. I'm attractive
4. I'm definitely more intelligent, philosophical, wise, well-read, charming and intellectual than you
5. I'm an exciting, enthusiastic person; with a lot of time for any charitable cause. I'm a passionate and emotional philanthrope.
6. I'm an elitist, and refuse to accept anything but the best
7. I have an incredibly eclectic range of things I enjoy, which is stimulating for people around me. I am always busy. From sports/ gym, to philosophy and politics, to gaming, to music, to academia and esoteric exploration; I do a lot of things which means I have a lot of interesting things to talk about.
8. I take life seriously...I have a lot of emotion and passion. I care about things, and I'm very protective and loyal of and to my friends.
There really are many more reasons why michelle likes me, and I can say that with total confidence in her agreeing with what I've put. If I had to take a WILD shot in the dark jibba, I'd say you are either an air sign or an aries. Aries because they are pugnacious cunts, or an air sign because they always fail @ opening their minds. You are like my ex...oh shit I just checked yes you are a libra. Fucking typical haha! Man...you will never get anything more than the most basic bread and butter facts. Sorry, but you don't know what it's like to dream. You are another typical cynical air sign. You'll never be able to prove me wrong because you'll just respond with hostility. I really pity you, that you cannot see any further than the end of your nose.
Now when you do respond to this post, know that I won't respond in kind. Like I say, I'll busy myself with ONE direct flame. This isn't even a rude one, just a general negative assessment of your being. I don't want to discuss with you any further anything other than ron paul in this blog.
Jesus christ. Man. Ok. The fact that you even used that word just...well...I have lost even more respect for you. Seriously, you want reasons? This is just for you jibba, cos both mischy and I agree you are an arrogant cunt. I would really prefer that people other than jibba don't read this, but I want to keep any argument we have public because I don't want to have to repeat myself to any douches who are like you. So be it if I'm subjected to ridicule. I know most people who would choose to insult me have worse lives than I, and accept if they are so dissatisfied with themselves that they feel the need to take it out on me:
+ Show Spoiler +
1. I'm far more talented than you'll ever be at lots of things (I have no proof but I really, deeply expect so)
2. I'm far more funny than you'll ever be (around people who aren't stupid, whooping american seals at least). I am not entirely in tune with TL humour because it is far below the usual sort of humour of my friends, and it's hard to stoop
3. I'm attractive
4. I'm definitely more intelligent, philosophical, wise, well-read, charming and intellectual than you
5. I'm an exciting, enthusiastic person; with a lot of time for any charitable cause. I'm a passionate and emotional philanthrope.
6. I'm an elitist, and refuse to accept anything but the best
7. I have an incredibly eclectic range of things I enjoy, which is stimulating for people around me. I am always busy. From sports/ gym, to philosophy and politics, to gaming, to music, to academia and esoteric exploration; I do a lot of things which means I have a lot of interesting things to talk about.
8. I take life seriously...I have a lot of emotion and passion. I care about things, and I'm very protective and loyal of and to my friends.
There really are many more reasons why michelle likes me, and I can say that with total confidence in her agreeing with what I've put. If I had to take a WILD shot in the dark jibba, I'd say you are either an air sign or an aries. Aries because they are pugnacious cunts, or an air sign because they always fail @ opening their minds. You are like my ex...oh shit I just checked yes you are a libra. Fucking typical haha! Man...you will never get anything more than the most basic bread and butter facts. Sorry, but you don't know what it's like to dream. You are another typical cynical air sign. You'll never be able to prove me wrong because you'll just respond with hostility. I really pity you, that you cannot see any further than the end of your nose.
Now when you do respond to this post, know that I won't respond in kind. Like I say, I'll busy myself with ONE direct flame. This isn't even a rude one, just a general negative assessment of your being. I don't want to discuss with you any further anything other than ron paul in this blog.
One of my favorites is the above post. Beyond the typical attraction to what is in the spoiler (I will cover that in a second) I love this post for its subtleties.
HamerD assumes that the target is one of two astrology signs basing his read on the person as such. Now I can say without a doubt that that is hilariously retarded. I find it especially ironic given the fact that he just got done explaining why he is so much better than anyone else, namely the person he directs this too. But really if you read that spoiler you will notice that he is above all of us as he doesn't compare and contrast but rather state absolutes.
Now to discuss the obvious: The spoiler. This racks me especially given the fact it was in spoilers. Excitement? Dramatic revelation? I have no idea why he put it in spoilers... except that he prefaces it with "I would want only you to read this and not others." SO PUT IT IN A FUCKING PM!! He is so obviously WANTING everyone to know these things that the best he could come up with for his own defense is a fucking SPOILER.. holy shit. So this strikes me on several levels: First he says that he is better than the rest of us in his spoiler yet he is so blatantly retarded that he tries some gimmick defense for what even he recognizes as a terrible instance of imaginary ego and doesn't PM the "information" but rather spoilers it because that way, only people without access to a fucking mouse cannot read the amazing attributes of this guy inside! Secondly, he bases all his self worth on the most retarded shit I have ever seen and then assumes that Jibba has none of these. This is the most common internet error known to man! Don't just assume the person is some typical nerd, especially if you want to be arguing that you are in fact not the typical nerd yourself, but just so happen to communicate via the exact same forum that you yourself base the stereotype on. Lastly, (but really I could go on all day) this is more of a pet peeve but he literally states in his bullet point "I am awesome" speech that he has "a lot of time, for any charitable cause" but later states "I am always busy..[lists things none of us plebians do because we are mere mortals]" YOU JUST CONTRADICTED YOURSELF. If you are going to tell someone how awesome you are: Don't fucking contradict yourself.
