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Subject: My confession.. All headers
i took on a army of wolves.. fuckin not normal wolves.. i was feeding the birds out side and fuckin a pack of wolves came sprinting at me // no reason// i screamed '' YOU WANT SOME YOU FUCKS '' a few ran off at the scream.. neighbours ran inside and locked all there doors. any ways around 10-12 ware wolves came at me i grab a semi automatic from my back room and started LOZIN IT SCREAMING '' FUCK WITH ME YOU FUCK WIF DA BEST FUCKAZ ''

eventually after 40 mins of a massive shoot out i eventually grabbed a knife cause i ran out of ammo and started to fuckin rack up some speed bass to be like more alert n shit and fuckin went insane i ran through my double brick house wall like they was paper, wet paper at that

i lost it so hard i fuckin grabbed a ware wolf by the balls and ripped them off and shoved them up his ass he ran for his life.. any ways four of five came at me with claws of Fury 'Slash SHAWISH '' fuckin im ducking and weaving and then suddenly .. one cut's me in the fuckin chest a massive blow i took, my eyes turned red bro and i grabbed the dog kunt by the neck hairs and ripped off his wolly skin.. as '' IN MOTION '' i was rippin it off i cloths lined two wolves and chopped there heads off with his skin/ then there was the master one left

the '' grand FUCKIN master '' im tellin ya bro he had teeth like a walrus but made of fuckin steel cuz any ways he he comes at me with a scissor kick move that ive never encountered before and BOOOOOM BANG!!! two holes in my fuckin arm he puts fuckin punctured the fuck out of me fuckin punctured the fuck out of me

i then fell down a cliff into a river of crocadiles, a croc went to attack me and i bit its eyes off mother fucker took then another bite off me but this time i bit its body in half.. any ways the GRAND MASTER WOLVE was like 5 meters away and he came to a complete stop .. i was wounded ... wounded very badly i then came at the point where its me or the wolve so i whip out my knife and then the ware wolf comes at me with them fuckin claws the size of machettes... the wolve throws all five of his machette claws towards my face i back flip onto a branch and fuckin landed behind him I LOST IT SO HARD I DID A LEBANESE SWIFT KICKED HIS ASS CHEECKS APPART

MOTHA FUCK DIED ON THE SPOT

fuckin coccaroach, i spat at him landed in his ear and then pissed on him as he took his last breaths. im still hurting from that battle man he was a fuckin beast, a BRUTAL warrior, that ive personally taken down him and his smelly army. killed them ware wolves.. im lozin it hard core ..

On September 16 2008 21:52 zatic wrote:
What a great place this is to tell inControl how awesome he is. To whoever made this thread, great idea!

But seriously, fun stuff!

Edit: Oh, and where can I find Moltke's assessment of attractive women?

i thought i should give a try this story of mine, so you express your opinions and tell me what you would have done.?


"i love my iPod, and what i love more is how i got it.
first of all my parents are divorced, i live with my mom.
I was going to a 2 day trip to just buy clothes, gifts and stuff out of the city... it was my mom, me and some friend of my mom that offered to take us there.

Anyway, i had no fuckn clue that my mom and this guy were knowing each other to be more than friends... and this guy was buying me stuff like crazy, clothes, shoes, electronics, he bouth me an iPod ( hes got alot of money btw) i didnt understand till he told me that he and my mom were "meeting".

I was SO FUCKING angry and pissed with my mom, because she didnt fuckin told me they were meeting each other, and they didnt tell me anything until like the end of the trip, and btw, the son of this guy is a bullie at school i almost fight to death with him once.. so now i was more than pissed...

i talked and argued with my mom about what happened and i practially told her that it was the worst error of all her life, because i was moving out of the house, i cant accept the fact that my mother hid me something like that and sent me in a trip with them, and let him buy me stuff, like he was buying my soul.

At the end, i thought about it and found theres 2 ways to manage this, the smart one and the proud man and said to myself ill play the smart one "NICE , HE BOUGHT ME ALOT OF THINGS, BUT HE DIDNT BOUGHT ME" HAHA, i kept all the things he bought me, and moved to live with my father, thats where i am now.

if you are interested in this story, heres an extra: when i moved to my fathers house, i wanted MY PC to take it and be there. (my mother only lives now with my sister and they have 2 extra pcs) BUT MY MOM wanted to be so selfish and didnt let me take it ... omg that was the explosion, i told her to leave me fcking alone i dont want to know anything more of her.

thx for reading.

On August 30 2005 12:48 ManaBlue wrote:
Kid, your mom bore you, brought you up, fed you your entire life, gave you a middle class upbringing, and you are ready to swear her off because she's moving on after your dad? She has the right to do that.

Further, if you were too oblivious to know that a random guy who went on a trip with your family and bought you gifts for no apparent reason was somehow interested in your mom, then you are just an idiot. Your story doesn't make sense and I can't understand how you were "screwed".

Basically this is the truth, if you want to hear it... You're a spoiled little brat that likes to bounce off your parents and use their split as a means to play favourites and generally be an asshole. If you were my kid I'd throw your computer out the window, shove your IPOD up your ass and kick you out of the house as soon as you turned 18...

But you know why I'd do that? I'm not your family. But your mother is, so she won't. You only get one mom and one dad. If you are willing to throw one of the few (and possibly only) unconditional relationships you will ever have in your life out the window because the person wants to move on with their life, you are a fool and you will regret it living the rest of your life without your mother.

Grow up kid, stop bitching about nothing you spoiled IPOD owning, shit talking, sympathy starving son of a bitch. Fuck you.

On October 22 2006 21:35 Kennigit wrote:
So i may answer my own question in the post but here goes :p.

Team Managers seem really tight lipped about their methods for scouting new players in Korea for the pro-league teams. Just out of curiosity does anyone have any idea what goes on to get noticed and picked up ??

On October 22 2006 21:37 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
They hold a tourney in the mortal realm...
Only one man can be the victor...
The fate of the world will be decided by...

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!