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Breathalyzers and Fun

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Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
September 09 2008 04:39 GMT
#1
So according to wikipedia,

In another study, reported in 8(22) Drinking/Driving Law Letter 1, a scientist tested the effects of Binaca breath spray on an Intoxilyzer 5000. He performed 23 tests with subjects who sprayed their throats, and obtained readings as high as .81 — far beyond lethal levels. The scientist also noted that the effects of the spray did not fall below detectable levels until after 18 minutes.


many people have tried to trick the breathalyzer into loweirng the BAC. But what about raising it so high that people are confused?

"Yeah, this guy has 1.50 BAC. what should we do?"

note: recommend you have a good lawyer before trying this prank. may be rewarded with a police brutality lawsuit if you are lucky/non-white.

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Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
September 09 2008 04:57 GMT
#2
hahahaha

they'd probably still take you in, but they'd be confused as fuck. it would be great to see their faces when they get the reading.
UNFUCK YOURSELF
randombum
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2378 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-09 05:02:09
September 09 2008 05:01 GMT
#3
Keep the breathspray in your car and If you already know your screwed might as well do it and go for the "you can't prove I was drunk since your testing instrument is obviously flawed."
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14912 Posts
September 09 2008 05:03 GMT
#4
though if they haul you in and test you there, then what
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4642 Posts
September 09 2008 05:04 GMT
#5
Wont they just take a blood sample?
This neo violence, pure self defiance
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
September 09 2008 05:08 GMT
#6
On September 09 2008 14:04 Hittegods wrote:
Wont they just take a blood sample?


claim you have a strong fear of needles

what now bitches

if they go ahead with it anyway SUESUESUE
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
September 09 2008 05:08 GMT
#7
On September 09 2008 14:03 KOFgokuon wrote:
though if they haul you in and test you there, then what


then you're in the clear and you have a hearty laugh at the expense of america's finest.
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
Fen
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Australia1848 Posts
September 09 2008 05:10 GMT
#8
I dont think they're going to not take a blood sample because your scared of needles.

Your only hope could be that you sober up enough before they get time to take the blood to be under the limit.
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
September 09 2008 05:11 GMT
#9
On September 09 2008 14:10 Fen wrote:
I dont think they're going to not take a blood sample because your scared of needles.

Your only hope could be that you sober up enough before they get time to take the blood to be under the limit.


no, there are alternative (not as accurate) tests that aren't blood tests. Besides, the entire point of this exercise is that you're not drunk while doing this. plus you can boast about how high your "tolerance" is to your friends.
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Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4642 Posts
September 09 2008 05:11 GMT
#10
On September 09 2008 14:08 Caller wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 09 2008 14:04 Hittegods wrote:
Wont they just take a blood sample?


claim you have a strong fear of needles

what now bitches

if they go ahead with it anyway SUESUESUE

Then just refuse to take the breathalyzer since you have a fear of breathing? Refuse to show them their licence cause you have a fear of showing things, or even better, fear of police. Instawin.
This neo violence, pure self defiance
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
September 09 2008 05:12 GMT
#11
On September 09 2008 14:11 Hittegods wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 09 2008 14:08 Caller wrote:
On September 09 2008 14:04 Hittegods wrote:
Wont they just take a blood sample?


claim you have a strong fear of needles

what now bitches

if they go ahead with it anyway SUESUESUE

Then just refuse to take the breathalyzer since you have a fear of breathing? Refuse to show them their licence cause you have a fear of showing things, or even better, fear of police. Instawin.


no breathalyzer is different b/c that's just stupid. There are no alternatives to a field breathalyzer test really, but there are alternatives to a blood test (although less accuracy) and you can demand one of those.
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
randombum
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2378 Posts
September 09 2008 05:22 GMT
#12
On September 09 2008 14:12 Caller wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 09 2008 14:11 Hittegods wrote:
On September 09 2008 14:08 Caller wrote:
On September 09 2008 14:04 Hittegods wrote:
Wont they just take a blood sample?


claim you have a strong fear of needles

what now bitches

if they go ahead with it anyway SUESUESUE

Then just refuse to take the breathalyzer since you have a fear of breathing? Refuse to show them their licence cause you have a fear of showing things, or even better, fear of police. Instawin.


no breathalyzer is different b/c that's just stupid. There are no alternatives to a field breathalyzer test really, but there are alternatives to a blood test (although less accuracy) and you can demand one of those.


Also it takes some time to take you to the station, and some cops might even say forget it, not worth the hassle. If you can show the breathalyzer is unreliable, (readings above fatal) then you def have a better shot of not getting in trouble if you actually are in trouble.
Aurious
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Canada1772 Posts
September 09 2008 05:39 GMT
#13
How many people are gonna think of that when they are drunk...
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32160 Posts
September 09 2008 12:39 GMT
#14
On September 09 2008 14:10 Fen wrote:
I dont think they're going to not take a blood sample because your scared of needles.

Your only hope could be that you sober up enough before they get time to take the blood to be under the limit.


They'd charge you with refusal to take the test if you give them something as dumb as that
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