First strip club experience

I've been to probably 10 different clubs, maybe 20 or so vists.

My first stripclub experience was in Alb,new mexico. We were going to go to the spearmint rhino but since they serve alcho its not full nude .... so I just got high before we went ... I was with 10 of my best buddies that were part of my traveling sales team.

Well we go into the place and it was the first time I heard 'ladies show' and I look on the stage and there is a 6'0 brunnete with the longest legs I've ever seen and the sexiest tattoos I have ever seen. I went to the club with about 800~ dollars , it was the second day of a 21 day show and its all cash... I wasn't carrying it to be baller, its that or the hotel and I don't trust maids .... at all( and I don't have a bank account ^^). So I walk in with about 150 1 dollar bills in a rubber band wand.

Let me back track a bit, personal info I'm 5'7 and weigh about 140 pounds, so a six foot tall chick isn't normally in my bracket at all. There are alot of hot girls between 5'0-5'8 but its kinda impossible to have a girl be 5-6 inches taller then you (for me anyway)

So I freak out, I wanted this chick more then I've ever wanted any girl ever. Like I felt like a fucking predator. I walked up to the stage straight up to the stage and pulled out two wads .... one with all twentys and the other the 1's(mind you if I didn't wear such baggy pants it wouldn't even be POSSIBLE to hold them in 2 pockets spaced out).

I held them both infront of her until she noticed, then I pulled out 5 ones and threw down ....

She gave me the sexiest fucking look ever (she was probably thinking , GREAT I've got a sucker) and she said "Sit down" .... so I did.

She leaned over the stage and rubbed the top of her head all over my crotch... (fucking rad right?)... then as she lifted her head she slid it up my chest and put her lips near my ear and said "whats your name?" .. I said ... " Does it matter?" .... she said "Yes" ...... (I was fucking SOLD).

She went and and gave dances for the other guys who put their Tee-peed ones out for her. Now the ladies show song was ending and another came on which I can't remember. She began stripping off here cloths.

Mind you all my buddies were fucking cracking up, I refused to go for the last month , all threw the last show , and now I walked in and was in 'love' with the first stripper I ever saw.

So skipping to the end of her dance, I threw down a 5 dollar bill and when she came over she said "stand up" .... so I did .... a bit confused mind you.

I was trying to be joe cool and act like a do when I met normal girls, which is completely hide everything I'm thinking/feeling and looking completely bored (I do this because I get to excited if I'm honest)....

What she did next completely cracked any type of front I had going ..... it was the end of her show so she was in the flesh..... she got on her hands and knees (like doggystyle) in front of me with her legs angeled around my but and stared reverse humping me and grinding ....

My eyes poped and my jaw dropped .... this was how I wanted to see her the second I first saw her!

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So she goes backstage and then comes back a few minutes later and says " Hey come have a smoke with me?"....

I said yes (I either reaked of smoke or she felt them in my pocket , I believe the second to be true if not both)

We go outside , and I talk about how I'm from Cali , just intown for a couple weeks to make a couple G's and split back to sunshine and suburbia... blah blah blah.

I ended up telling her, I had an ounce of weed, a couple G's , a kid, blah blah blah. She told me about her VERY uninteresting life (unfortunately),

So we go back inside and I tell her flat out ... I want a lapdance in there.... the vip lounge.... with private booths. (25 dollars a song/dance)

I spent 150 dollars that night and got a free handjob.

Two days later and about 300~ dollars poorer I slept with her in my hotel room.

And have been tested since with no postive (funny play on words) results.

I didn't pay her to sleep with me. Although looking bad I feel like I did in a way. But after seeing her at the club and smoking with her, and smoking her out (for those of you know what that means ) I figure I deserved it ....

My buddies still tease me about my first true love.

I consider this the crowning achievement of my sexual career.

Cheers!