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Track
United States217 Posts
I go to school in atlanta, Cobb County. Which means two things: no alcohol and no lapdancing. Which eliminated about 80% of the fun that I was expecting to have at this club, but nonetheless the guys and I reconciled with no less than five table dances. I now smell like a bad mix of cigarette smoke and poor decisions, not to mentioned being 50$ poorer. Every cent well spent. Any of you guys have any memorable experiences?  | ||
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YPang
United States4024 Posts
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Ack1027
United States7873 Posts
Then again.... never really spoke about strip clubs with people before. | ||
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Deleted User 3420
24492 Posts
went with the broodwar/poker player proct, poker player h@llinggoll, and a buddy of mine got a lapdance, that was weird to me too also got drunk as fuck all in all it was strange and I really didn't enjoy it. | ||
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thoraxe
United States1449 Posts
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Track
United States217 Posts
Just Cobb County. The strippers were complaining. | ||
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Rayzorblade
United States1172 Posts
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Mikilatov
United States3897 Posts
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Luddite
United States2315 Posts
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CapO
United States1615 Posts
On August 29 2008 13:16 Luddite wrote: I felt so dirty when I went to a strip club, didn't like it at all. finally coming out? | ||
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Track
United States217 Posts
It's actually really, really awkward and weird. I didn't get close to getting a boner. | ||
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Krohm
Canada1857 Posts
What do you mean finally? ROFL Anyway, yeah I didn't really like stripclubs either. I like walk into them and right away its like "Look at all these losers." Its seriously always these scruffy old dude, who look like they could be the same age as my dad. I don't know, they just suck. Even with a naked woman dancing around its not worth it. Sad really. | ||
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Monokeros
United States2493 Posts
'oh they have FOOD here too?!' | ||
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Luddite
United States2315 Posts
No honestly, the worst part of for me was having sooo many guys around, most of them really sleezy. | ||
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zobz
Canada2175 Posts
It wasn't my first experience though. | ||
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.kaz
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AttackZerg
United States7584 Posts
My first stripclub experience was in Alb,new mexico. We were going to go to the spearmint rhino but since they serve alcho its not full nude .... so I just got high before we went ... I was with 10 of my best buddies that were part of my traveling sales team. Well we go into the place and it was the first time I heard 'ladies show' and I look on the stage and there is a 6'0 brunnete with the longest legs I've ever seen and the sexiest tattoos I have ever seen. I went to the club with about 800~ dollars , it was the second day of a 21 day show and its all cash... I wasn't carrying it to be baller, its that or the hotel and I don't trust maids .... at all( and I don't have a bank account ^^). So I walk in with about 150 1 dollar bills in a rubber band wand. Let me back track a bit, personal info I'm 5'7 and weigh about 140 pounds, so a six foot tall chick isn't normally in my bracket at all. There are alot of hot girls between 5'0-5'8 but its kinda impossible to have a girl be 5-6 inches taller then you (for me anyway) So I freak out, I wanted this chick more then I've ever wanted any girl ever. Like I felt like a fucking predator. I walked up to the stage straight up to the stage and pulled out two wads .... one with all twentys and the other the 1's(mind you if I didn't wear such baggy pants it wouldn't even be POSSIBLE to hold them in 2 pockets spaced out). I held them both infront of her until she noticed, then I pulled out 5 ones and threw down .... She gave me the sexiest fucking look ever (she was probably thinking , GREAT I've got a sucker) and she said "Sit down" .... so I did. She leaned over the stage and rubbed the top of her head all over my crotch... (fucking rad right?)... then as she lifted her head she slid it up my chest and put her lips near my ear and said "whats your name?" .. I said ... " Does it matter?" .... she said "Yes" ...... (I was fucking SOLD). She went and and gave dances for the other guys who put their Tee-peed ones out for her. Now the ladies show song was ending and another came on which I can't remember. She began stripping off here cloths. Mind you all my buddies were fucking cracking up, I refused to go for the last month , all threw the last show , and now I walked in and was in 'love' with the first stripper I ever saw. So skipping to the end of her dance, I threw down a 5 dollar bill and when she came over she said "stand up" .... so I did .... a bit confused mind you. I was trying to be joe cool and act like a do when I met normal girls, which is completely hide everything I'm thinking/feeling and looking completely bored (I do this because I get to excited if I'm honest).... What she did next completely cracked any type of front I had going ..... it was the end of her show so she was in the flesh..... she got on her hands and knees (like doggystyle) in front of me with her legs angeled around my but and stared reverse humping me and grinding .... My eyes poped and my jaw dropped .... this was how I wanted to see her the second I first saw her! ....... ..... ... . So she goes backstage and then comes back a few minutes later and says " Hey come have a smoke with me?".... I said yes (I either reaked of smoke or she felt them in my pocket , I believe the second to be true if not both) We go outside , and I talk about how I'm from Cali , just intown for a couple weeks to make a couple G's and split back to sunshine and suburbia... blah blah blah. I ended up telling her, I had an ounce of weed, a couple G's , a kid, blah blah blah. She told me about her VERY uninteresting life (unfortunately), So we go back inside and I tell her flat out ... I want a lapdance in there.... the vip lounge.... with private booths. (25 dollars a song/dance) I spent 150 dollars that night and got a free handjob. Two days later and about 300~ dollars poorer I slept with her in my hotel room. And have been tested since with no postive (funny play on words) results. I didn't pay her to sleep with me. Although looking bad I feel like I did in a way. But after seeing her at the club and smoking with her, and smoking her out (for those of you know what that means  ) I figure I deserved it ....My buddies still tease me about my first true love. I consider this the crowning achievement of my sexual career. Cheers! | ||
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Quesadilla
United States1814 Posts
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Deleted User 3420
24492 Posts
nice story | ||
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BalloonFight
United States2007 Posts
Haven't been to a strip club yet but I'll probably go to one for my bday this year with friends. (21st) | ||
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