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On August 07 2008 12:42 Ryot wrote:Hey Faggots, My name is Zerg, and I hate every single one of you Protoss. All of you are whiny, cheesy, no-lifes who spend every second of their day building a pretty base of pylons. You are everything bad in Starcraft. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten over 100 apm? I mean, I guess it's fun DT rushing noobs because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than 7v1 comp stomp. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I have 300 apm, and I am leader of my Starcraft clan. What games do you play, other than "fastest possible map Xperts only"? I also get straight A's on iccup, and have a banging hot Zerg Queen (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all Protoss noobs who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch + Show Spoiler +
LOL i swear i heard that exact thing on 4chan a few weeks ago but with like 2 words changed >_<
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Sickest post of all time.
I needed to hear that... Frick.
Like therapy to a lethargic SC player.
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I think zerg take the most experiance to handle above C/C+ (so many unique situations can be created by toss and terran that responding to them well takes alot of "oh 2port wraith, okay hydra/lurker, I got this" ... but I think terran takes by far the most visual accutey.... and protoss (imo) has to be the most clever (only strategically) because after all alot of their units are pretty counterable and one dimensional ... (except storm which sucks nowhat what color your skin is"
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funny, cause as a zerg player, i always felt moe comfortable and fluid about the zerg because production can be done as instantaneously everywhere without being limited by the number of specific production buildings. just build ur tech, and larvae away. the opposite can be argued for specific production buliding races, but it's just a matter of prefernce and familiarity i think.
yea, the buliding queue and clicking individual building feels more of a hastle to me. it's waters of crossing over between terran and protoss is much more shallow than travelling back and forth to zerg.
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Laos5494 Posts
On August 07 2008 14:37 kNyTTyM wrote:Show nested quote +Ya, I'm one of the few oddballs who finds protoss harder to use than terran or zerg  Oooo I thought I was the only one. In order from easiest to hardest for me, its Zerg, Terran, then Protoss. It's because, the instant you pick protoss you become stupid. :D
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anyone remember me bitching on irc about ZvP?
THAT SHIT IS FUCKEN HARD
zvt fun tho lol
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i just got fucking raped as zerg against 2 protoss at wcg today.
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On August 07 2008 12:50 allowicious wrote:Show nested quote +On August 07 2008 12:35 Seraphim wrote:
I'll bet my PvZ's better than yours - don't think about calling it laughable -__- why hello there hermes, this is bull from hamachi Anyways, I think some races just come easier to certain people than others. For example, I always find terran and zerg much easier to use than protoss for some strange reason. With terran and zerg, I can usually cruise to c-/c on iccup with no problem, but with protoss, I struggle to just hold a c- rank Ya, I'm one of the few oddballs who finds protoss harder to use than terran or zerg So while some people may think a z is harder than p or t, there are others who may find it easier to use it's just a personal preference 
This has nothing to do with that. I am the Protoss in the OP post that he claims his PvZ is "laughable." I don't think it's fair to say that since I'm a better player than Monokeros in general -_-
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But yeah, Zerg is hard :/
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On August 07 2008 12:42 Ryot wrote:Hey Faggots, My name is Zerg, and I hate every single one of you Protoss. All of you are whiny, cheesy, no-lifes who spend every second of their day building a pretty base of pylons. You are everything bad in Starcraft. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten over 100 apm? I mean, I guess it's fun DT rushing noobs because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than 7v1 comp stomp. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I have 300 apm, and I am leader of my Starcraft clan. What games do you play, other than "fastest possible map Xperts only"? I also get straight A's on iccup, and have a banging hot Zerg Queen (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all Protoss noobs who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch + Show Spoiler +
Hey FuckFaces,
My name is Terran, and i despise every last one of you Zerg. Including you, every one of you pussies are pussies. You are weak-ass, acid gurgling, sunken colony-fisting, screeching tools with absolutely no skills in your spiky as fuck heads. All you do is scream and creep around like crazy bitches with no guide except your poser "Overlord" who OBVIOUSLY has no fucking control over you because your units melt in seconds to the best, most superior race: Terran. We are strong as shit! You look at us and you just say "Shit's Boss" and when I look at your pathetic race I just think "SHITS WEAK!". That sums your pussy-shit race up in a larvae. Yea guess what? My bikes fuck your larvae up with A SINGLE MINE THAT COSTS NOTHING. After i blow it to pieces you got nothin left and i HAVE TWO! AHAH FUCKERS!!. Oh you have 300 APM? No you don't, I saw the BW chart, its all spam on your pathetic hatcheries and useless pussy-shit, nonsense unitry..
YOUR SHIT
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United States10774 Posts
Did Monokeros just diss Seraphim's PvZ?
GRUDGE MATCH!
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Hey Assholes
My name is Protoss, and Zerg is dirt scum shit. You guys are the lowest of the low. All your fucking units make me puke because they're all so fucking ugly. I'd rather stare at the sun through a telescope than look at any of your units. Think you're all so gosu with your 3 hatch speedling rushes, or hydra rushes, don't you? I don't know kids, maybe if you had practiced some, you could get some wins off of skill rather than faggotry. DT/sair? Fucking deal with you whining bitches. You have spores, sunks, ovies, lurks...go kill yourself for not having the skill to deal with it instead of whining about it constantly. Zerg hard? please. Drones, some zerglings, then lurkers, then ultras? Hard? Fuck off.
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United States10774 Posts
Hey seraphim, monokeros said hes not talking about you. lol?
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On August 07 2008 12:50 allowicious wrote:Show nested quote +On August 07 2008 12:35 Seraphim wrote:
I'll bet my PvZ's better than yours - don't think about calling it laughable -__- why hello there hermes, this is bull from hamachi
Hermes just to clarify I wasn't talking about you -_- I wouldn't go badmouth someone who I played good games with. -_-;;
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On August 08 2008 18:46 Monokeros wrote:Show nested quote +On August 07 2008 12:50 allowicious wrote:On August 07 2008 12:35 Seraphim wrote:
I'll bet my PvZ's better than yours - don't think about calling it laughable -__- why hello there hermes, this is bull from hamachi Hermes just to clarify I wasn't talking about you -_- I wouldn't go badmouth someone who I played good games with. -_-;;
Sorry for the bm dude, the situation was super similar  1000 apologies
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Vatican City State491 Posts
As a zerg player I would add, that currently terran is the race that can freely lose units (even workers!!!) - check the recent TvZs... marines/medics can die - terran just macroes more; workers can die too - muta harass is anticipated..
I love playing versus zerg with any race; these are the best matchups!
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On August 09 2008 03:03 closed wrote:
As a zerg player I would add, that currently terran is the race that can freely lose units (even workers!!!) - check the recent TvZs... marines/medics can die - terran just macroes more; workers can die too - muta harass is anticipated..
I love playing versus zerg with any race; these are the best matchups!
Yea because its such an easy rape-fest. SHITS WEAK
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Netherlands19138 Posts
Hey Mono, I'll make you feel bad about any race <3.
Lots of love, you friendly neighbourhood IRC administrator.
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ultras are not imbalanced, reavers are
200/100 for 100 (most of the time upgraded to 125) dmg a shot + insane splash + full damage under dark swarm?
shits bananas
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