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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
August 07 2008 06:03 GMT
#21
On August 07 2008 12:42 Ryot wrote:
Hey Faggots,

My name is Zerg, and I hate every single one of you Protoss. All of you are whiny, cheesy, no-lifes who spend every second of their day building a pretty base of pylons. You are everything bad in Starcraft. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten over 100 apm? I mean, I guess it's fun DT rushing noobs because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than 7v1 comp stomp.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I have 300 apm, and I am leader of my Starcraft clan. What games do you play, other than "fastest possible map Xperts only"? I also get straight A's on iccup, and have a banging hot Zerg Queen (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all Protoss noobs who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

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Trolled, lol

LOL i swear i heard that exact thing on 4chan a few weeks ago but with like 2 words changed >_<
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Quesadilla
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States1814 Posts
August 07 2008 06:25 GMT
#22
Sickest post of all time.
I needed to hear that... Frick.
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AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7454 Posts
August 07 2008 06:50 GMT
#23
I think zerg take the most experiance to handle above C/C+ (so many unique situations can be created by toss and terran that responding to them well takes alot of "oh 2port wraith, okay hydra/lurker, I got this" ... but I think terran takes by far the most visual accutey.... and protoss (imo) has to be the most clever (only strategically) because after all alot of their units are pretty counterable and one dimensional ... (except storm which sucks nowhat what color your skin is"
crabapple
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States397 Posts
August 07 2008 06:50 GMT
#24
funny, cause as a zerg player, i always felt moe comfortable and fluid about the zerg because production can be done as instantaneously everywhere without being limited by the number of specific production buildings. just build ur tech, and larvae away. the opposite can be argued for specific production buliding races, but it's just a matter of prefernce and familiarity i think.

yea, the buliding queue and clicking individual building feels more of a hastle to me. it's waters of crossing over between terran and protoss is much more shallow than travelling back and forth to zerg.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
August 07 2008 06:57 GMT
#25
On August 07 2008 14:37 kNyTTyM wrote:
Show nested quote +

Ya, I'm one of the few oddballs who finds protoss harder to use than terran or zerg



Oooo I thought I was the only one. In order from easiest to hardest for me, its Zerg, Terran, then Protoss.
It's because, the instant you pick protoss you become stupid. :D
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SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-07 08:14:55
August 07 2008 08:14 GMT
#26
anyone remember me bitching on irc about ZvP?


THAT SHIT IS FUCKEN HARD

zvt fun tho lol
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HypnoticPoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Singapore291 Posts
August 07 2008 10:02 GMT
#27
i just got fucking raped as zerg against 2 protoss at wcg today.
MEOW.
Seraphim
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States4467 Posts
August 08 2008 01:25 GMT
#28
On August 07 2008 12:50 allowicious wrote:
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On August 07 2008 12:35 Seraphim wrote:
I'll bet my PvZ's better than yours - don't think about calling it laughable -__-


why hello there hermes, this is bull from hamachi

Anyways, I think some races just come easier to certain people than others.
For example, I always find terran and zerg much easier to use than protoss for some strange reason.

With terran and zerg, I can usually cruise to c-/c on iccup with no problem, but with protoss, I struggle to just hold a c- rank

Ya, I'm one of the few oddballs who finds protoss harder to use than terran or zerg

So while some people may think a z is harder than p or t, there are others who may find it easier to use

it's just a personal preference


This has nothing to do with that. I am the Protoss in the OP post that he claims his PvZ is "laughable." I don't think it's fair to say that since I'm a better player than Monokeros in general -_-
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Seraphim
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States4467 Posts
August 08 2008 01:26 GMT
#29
But yeah, Zerg is hard :/
Hermes | Bisu[Shield] Fighting~!
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-08 02:27:04
August 08 2008 02:23 GMT
#30
On August 07 2008 12:42 Ryot wrote:
Hey Faggots,

My name is Zerg, and I hate every single one of you Protoss. All of you are whiny, cheesy, no-lifes who spend every second of their day building a pretty base of pylons. You are everything bad in Starcraft. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten over 100 apm? I mean, I guess it's fun DT rushing noobs because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than 7v1 comp stomp.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I have 300 apm, and I am leader of my Starcraft clan. What games do you play, other than "fastest possible map Xperts only"? I also get straight A's on iccup, and have a banging hot Zerg Queen (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all Protoss noobs who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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Trolled, lol


Hey FuckFaces,

My name is Terran, and i despise every last one of you Zerg. Including you, every one of you pussies are pussies. You are weak-ass, acid gurgling, sunken colony-fisting, screeching tools with absolutely no skills in your spiky as fuck heads. All you do is scream and creep around like crazy bitches with no guide except your poser "Overlord" who OBVIOUSLY has no fucking control over you because your units melt in seconds to the best, most superior race: Terran. We are strong as shit! You look at us and you just say "Shit's Boss" and when I look at your pathetic race I just think "SHITS WEAK!". That sums your pussy-shit race up in a larvae. Yea guess what? My bikes fuck your larvae up with A SINGLE MINE THAT COSTS NOTHING. After i blow it to pieces you got nothin left and i HAVE TWO! AHAH FUCKERS!!. Oh you have 300 APM? No you don't, I saw the BW chart, its all spam on your pathetic hatcheries and useless pussy-shit, nonsense unitry..

YOUR SHIT

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OneOther
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States10774 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-08 06:17:46
August 08 2008 06:12 GMT
#31
Did Monokeros just diss Seraphim's PvZ?

GRUDGE MATCH!
Seraphim
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States4467 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-08 16:28:12
August 08 2008 06:16 GMT
#32
Hermes | Bisu[Shield] Fighting~!
Seraphim
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States4467 Posts
August 08 2008 07:01 GMT
#33
Hey Assholes

My name is Protoss, and Zerg is dirt scum shit. You guys are the lowest of the low. All your fucking units make me puke because they're all so fucking ugly. I'd rather stare at the sun through a telescope than look at any of your units. Think you're all so gosu with your 3 hatch speedling rushes, or hydra rushes, don't you? I don't know kids, maybe if you had practiced some, you could get some wins off of skill rather than faggotry. DT/sair? Fucking deal with you whining bitches. You have spores, sunks, ovies, lurks...go kill yourself for not having the skill to deal with it instead of whining about it constantly. Zerg hard? please. Drones, some zerglings, then lurkers, then ultras? Hard? Fuck off.

Hermes | Bisu[Shield] Fighting~!
OneOther
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States10774 Posts
August 08 2008 09:43 GMT
#34
Hey seraphim, monokeros said hes not talking about you. lol?
Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-08 09:46:31
August 08 2008 09:46 GMT
#35
On August 07 2008 12:50 allowicious wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 07 2008 12:35 Seraphim wrote:
I'll bet my PvZ's better than yours - don't think about calling it laughable -__-


why hello there hermes, this is bull from hamachi


Hermes just to clarify I wasn't talking about you -_- I wouldn't go badmouth someone who I played good games with. -_-;;
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Seraphim
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States4467 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-08 16:28:29
August 08 2008 16:27 GMT
#36
On August 08 2008 18:46 Monokeros wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 07 2008 12:50 allowicious wrote:
On August 07 2008 12:35 Seraphim wrote:
I'll bet my PvZ's better than yours - don't think about calling it laughable -__-


why hello there hermes, this is bull from hamachi


Hermes just to clarify I wasn't talking about you -_- I wouldn't go badmouth someone who I played good games with. -_-;;


Sorry for the bm dude, the situation was super similar 1000 apologies
Hermes | Bisu[Shield] Fighting~!
closed
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Vatican City State491 Posts
August 08 2008 18:03 GMT
#37
As a zerg player I would add, that currently terran is the race that can freely lose units (even workers!!!) - check the recent TvZs... marines/medics can die - terran just macroes more; workers can die too - muta harass is anticipated..

I love playing versus zerg with any race; these are the best matchups!
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
August 08 2008 18:06 GMT
#38
On August 09 2008 03:03 closed wrote:
As a zerg player I would add, that currently terran is the race that can freely lose units (even workers!!!) - check the recent TvZs... marines/medics can die - terran just macroes more; workers can die too - muta harass is anticipated..

I love playing versus zerg with any race; these are the best matchups!


Yea because its such an easy rape-fest. SHITS WEAK
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Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
August 08 2008 20:59 GMT
#39
Hey Mono, I'll make you feel bad about any race <3.

Lots of love, you friendly neighbourhood IRC administrator.
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tube
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1475 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-09 07:53:02
August 09 2008 07:52 GMT
#40
ultras are not imbalanced, reavers are

200/100 for 100 (most of the time upgraded to 125) dmg a shot + insane splash + full damage under dark swarm?

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