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Dear Microsoft.

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MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
June 16 2008 00:56 GMT
#1
Fuck you.
And fuck your customer service.


it took these assholes an hour with 6 transfers and 1 hang up to inform me that my newly purchased wireless adapter for 360 is fucking deffective. Dumb cunts. This process involved looking at ONE FUCKING SCREEN, AND IF ITS GRAYED OUT MY WIRELESS THING DOES NOT FUCKING WORK.

Seriously, every one of them had the same retarded stall tactics of making me run retarded time consuming tests, when i got to the 4th one i cut him off and answered eveyr fucking question he could think of, this had the effect of instead of running retarded pointless tests for 5-10 minutes, i was just put on hold for 5-10 minutes. Atleast that took less effort.

Fuck Microsoft.

**
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
June 16 2008 00:58 GMT
#2
ok
sAviOr[gm] ~ want to watch good replays? read my blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/wizard
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
June 16 2008 01:05 GMT
#3
On June 16 2008 09:58 Wizard wrote:
ok

Dea : one time when he was playing vs the comps he asked me "how do I make that flying unit that makes the other stuff invisible" and I reply "ur playing terran zomg"
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
June 16 2008 01:06 GMT
#4
On June 16 2008 10:05 Folca wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 16 2008 09:58 Wizard wrote:
ok


Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
June 16 2008 01:07 GMT
#5
I had similar experiences dealing with DSL problems recently and on the one hand I do understand that some old people and people who are just technologically stupid (i'm not even good with tech stuff but I have moderate intelligence) may not have filters on their phone lines but it's still annoying to go through the same routine with various representatives.
MeriaDoKk
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Chile1726 Posts
June 16 2008 01:14 GMT
#6
every custom service in the world is fucked up
Vin{MBL}
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
5185 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-16 01:26:07
June 16 2008 01:25 GMT
#7
did the support staff sound like americans?.... or were they outsourced? ;;
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-16 01:30:56
June 16 2008 01:30 GMT
#8
they all had accents and crappy phone connections. It's like they were all using DSL without a line filter.
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
June 16 2008 01:32 GMT
#9
the worst technical support i ever had was probably with D-Link, some indian asshole kept condescending to me like i didn't know a router from a brick. Then to end it off he said i had to pay 50$ to continue the customer service on my 40$ device.

I told him to fuck off and hung up.
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
June 16 2008 01:34 GMT
#10
lol, d-link. Stick with Linksys T_T
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
June 16 2008 01:36 GMT
#11
i have linksys now :D the D-Link tihng was actually a wireless receiver for a game console like a PS2 or soemthing. They sucked and now i refuse to sell anyone D-Link shit at my job, and due to this i probably lost them over 3000$ in sales!!
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
June 16 2008 01:38 GMT
#12
I thought this was 'Dear Micronesia'
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
June 16 2008 01:40 GMT
#13
yeah i had verizon dsl issues before like this that annoyed me.
2weeks and a dozen calls later.
my modem was fucking defective.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24805 Posts
June 16 2008 01:43 GMT
#14
On June 16 2008 10:38 SayaSP wrote:
I thought this was 'Dear Micronesia'

Haha I was 50/50 until I moused over it.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
June 16 2008 01:45 GMT
#15
Dear Micronesia
+ Show Spoiler +
fuck you! + Show Spoiler +
kidding :D
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
kpcrew
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1071 Posts
June 16 2008 01:45 GMT
#16
yea, pretty much every customer service branch is bad
especially the indians at dell who dont know anything besides "defrag your computer"
Clan Lzuruha
Vin{MBL}
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
5185 Posts
June 16 2008 02:02 GMT
#17
On June 16 2008 10:32 MoNKeYSpanKeR wrote:
the worst technical support i ever had was probably with D-Link, some indian asshole kept condescending to me like i didn't know a router from a brick. Then to end it off he said i had to pay 50$ to continue the customer service on my 40$ device.

I told him to fuck off and hung up.


im indian
TvAll
Profile Joined June 2008
Trinidad/Tobago49 Posts
June 16 2008 02:20 GMT
#18
On June 16 2008 11:02 Vin{MBL} wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 16 2008 10:32 MoNKeYSpanKeR wrote:
the worst technical support i ever had was probably with D-Link, some indian asshole kept condescending to me like i didn't know a router from a brick. Then to end it off he said i had to pay 50$ to continue the customer service on my 40$ device.

I told him to fuck off and hung up.


im indian


You're not Indian you're Trini =]



And yeah microsoft blows. Dell customer service support always works for me.
I<3oov
Vin{MBL}
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
5185 Posts
June 16 2008 02:24 GMT
#19
On June 16 2008 11:20 TvAll wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 16 2008 11:02 Vin{MBL} wrote:
On June 16 2008 10:32 MoNKeYSpanKeR wrote:
the worst technical support i ever had was probably with D-Link, some indian asshole kept condescending to me like i didn't know a router from a brick. Then to end it off he said i had to pay 50$ to continue the customer service on my 40$ device.

I told him to fuck off and hung up.


im indian


You're not Indian you're Trini =]



And yeah microsoft blows. Dell customer service support always works for me.


LOL good point. are you the same trini guy with another AKA?

but i thought dell customer service blew as well?
prOxi.swAMi
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3091 Posts
June 16 2008 23:36 GMT
#20
Dell customer service is excellent.
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