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MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
May 24 2008 04:19 GMT
#1
So i wore the outfit in this blog for this/last night http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=71935

Total success, except a double cock block.

First success was with this 24-26 year old hot blonde (refused to tell her age, and note i just turned 20) so we danced and stuff, but then after a while she thinks im to young (her friends seem to have made some comments to her or something)

after that she had this big sister attitude, and thats it, but about the time when the place closed, me and some other people went over to this girls place and had an after party, here i make some great moves starting with a hot girl without a place to rest her legs, me, to the left, puts a pillow on my lap in a second and offer it as one, 25 minutes later we are spooning in the couch.. and im touching her ass and kissing her neck.

okay so this is where the shit happens, this other dude, whos jealous cause he was obviously interested, but was ugly and lacked technique.... starts taking photos of us, and my friend whos insanely smashed stands next to him and comments on the quality of the photo and starts giving advice on photography. ( LOL? )


...the girl gets up... no more fun...

My friend is going to pay for all my booze for like 10 nights out or something, that chick had the nicest ass i have ever seen.

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Dr.Kill-Joy
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States627 Posts
May 24 2008 04:23 GMT
#2
Ouch man. There is always that one guy who is fucking creep. Taking picture?? who the hell does this. But your friend is epic. Id prolly done the same thing.

But another thing is why you didn't ask her to go into her room alone or some shit. Or atleast got her number to go out the next day. Like saturday night.
About To Ass Rape That Face Wit Some Words
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
May 24 2008 05:20 GMT
#3
That is hilarious, what kind of jealous bastard starts taking photos... That's kind of messed to be honest. Either way he won, when she left you... too bad.
Not bad for a cat toy.
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5018 Posts
May 24 2008 05:25 GMT
#4
Pics?

Did you bring the socks as well? Jokeing

Better luck the next time
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
OneOther
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States10774 Posts
May 24 2008 05:38 GMT
#5
Hahahaha
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24799 Posts
May 24 2008 05:44 GMT
#6
It's scary how easy cock blocking is.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20168 Posts
May 24 2008 08:02 GMT
#7
i got cock blocked by my mom. on my senior prom night.
fuck why do i need to be home
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 24 2008 08:11 GMT
#8
OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
May 24 2008 10:48 GMT
#9
i just had sex in my kitchen:D


but yea cock blocking sucks
Honor would be taking it up the ass and curing all diseases, damn how stupid can people get. -baal http://puertoricanbw.ytmnd.com/
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