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EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
May 21 2008 16:15 GMT
#21
On May 22 2008 00:48 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 22 2008 00:43 EtherealDeath wrote:
On May 22 2008 00:42 Xeofreestyler wrote:
he fell down the stairs



Ouch. The last time I saw someone fall down the stairs, I saw their brain too. Not kidding.

In second grade we were playing kickball in December outside, and kid runs up to the ball, slips on ice, falls backwards on his head. Everyone comes running over and we see him unconscious, bleeding, and some weird stuff next to his head so we yell for the teacher. Teacher quickly made everyone go inside, but before I left I caught another glimpse of it. I didn't really know what to think, I thought he'd be okay, but he never came back to school and they never made an announcement about it, we just weren't allowed outside until the ice thawed.

Apparently they sent a newsletter for parents to inform them, but also told them not to tell the kids anything because it'd crush our 8-year-old minds. My parents are soviet bastards so they don't see corruption or fear as a possibility, so when they got the letter first thing they did was ask me if I saw it and what it was like, then they told me he died before he even got to the hospital lol. Naturally I went back to school and told everyone, and so the school's secrecy system was fucked by communist bastards once more. The end.

I NEED TO STOP TAKING GEL CAPS RAWR~~~~


hehe reminds me of a friend of a friend of mine in korea who was riding a bike (as a little kid) and somehow managed to lose a testicle to the bike's chains.
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
May 21 2008 16:20 GMT
#22
Ouch. Hurts just thinking about it.
This neo violence, pure self defiance
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
May 21 2008 16:29 GMT
#23
hi yubee, im secrets
HotZhot
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Colombia677 Posts
May 21 2008 16:34 GMT
#24
You were getting lots of tattoes of important information about TL members
I only smile in the darK [] sAviOr//JaeDong Fan 4 Ever ~ CJ Entusman # 7
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
May 21 2008 16:39 GMT
#25
On May 22 2008 01:15 EtherealDeath wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 22 2008 00:48 fanatacist wrote:
On May 22 2008 00:43 EtherealDeath wrote:
On May 22 2008 00:42 Xeofreestyler wrote:
he fell down the stairs



Ouch. The last time I saw someone fall down the stairs, I saw their brain too. Not kidding.

In second grade we were playing kickball in December outside, and kid runs up to the ball, slips on ice, falls backwards on his head. Everyone comes running over and we see him unconscious, bleeding, and some weird stuff next to his head so we yell for the teacher. Teacher quickly made everyone go inside, but before I left I caught another glimpse of it. I didn't really know what to think, I thought he'd be okay, but he never came back to school and they never made an announcement about it, we just weren't allowed outside until the ice thawed.

Apparently they sent a newsletter for parents to inform them, but also told them not to tell the kids anything because it'd crush our 8-year-old minds. My parents are soviet bastards so they don't see corruption or fear as a possibility, so when they got the letter first thing they did was ask me if I saw it and what it was like, then they told me he died before he even got to the hospital lol. Naturally I went back to school and told everyone, and so the school's secrecy system was fucked by communist bastards once more. The end.

I NEED TO STOP TAKING GEL CAPS RAWR~~~~


hehe reminds me of a friend of a friend of mine in korea who was riding a bike (as a little kid) and somehow managed to lose a testicle to the bike's chains.

LOL That is fucking epic.
Peace~
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 21 2008 16:43 GMT
#26
X(

X((((((((((((((((((((
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-21 16:56:05
May 21 2008 16:45 GMT
#27
hey yubee. it's ahrara, been a long time. where's that money you owe me?

*reads*
ah fuck
someone already posted that joke

seriously though, you sent me some weird ass PMs about music videos.

but now that i know you had a concussion, what you wrote is making sense o_O.

edit:
when you told me you had a concussion i thought you were kidding around.
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
Quesadilla
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States1814 Posts
May 21 2008 17:07 GMT
#28
he forgot he made this thread
Make a lot of friends. Wear good clothes. Drink good beer. Love a nice girl.
Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-21 22:03:47
May 21 2008 18:02 GMT
#29
who am I, to you?

- I am the "crazy scientist" which is how I believe you depicted me once.. i.e. the arrogant, self-righteous, thinks-he-know-it-all, Starcraft fan who is still friends with "tiger" despite his short comings.

In this forum? + Show Spoiler +
- the guy who dislikes hypocrisy, clutter, negative band-wagons, mental midgets but most of all brownosers. I have never hurt a fly and have donated hundreds of hours for the benefit of StarCraft community (that's were the "crazy" part comes, at least from my perspective).

- I used to hang out mainly in the Brood War section for years ignoring all else. Lately I have added the Blog section & general section. I always strive to be proper, leave meaningful or positive posts/replies (and of course the horrid ways of this forum get to me occasionally I fall into temptation). I forgive all those who wrong me & I forget nothing. When flamed I only reply to people whom I have some degree of respect, otherwise it's /ignore.

- In real life I am a physician and one of the oldest in age in this forum. I <3 StarCraft & I worship the Fog!
"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
May 21 2008 18:11 GMT
#30
On May 22 2008 02:07 Quesadilla wrote:
he forgot he made this thread
lol, made me chuckle ~ immediate memory is what takes the biggest hit so ur joke has a lot of truth!
"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
Polyphasic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States841 Posts
May 21 2008 18:12 GMT
#31
On May 22 2008 01:39 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 22 2008 01:15 EtherealDeath wrote:
On May 22 2008 00:48 fanatacist wrote:
On May 22 2008 00:43 EtherealDeath wrote:
On May 22 2008 00:42 Xeofreestyler wrote:
he fell down the stairs



Ouch. The last time I saw someone fall down the stairs, I saw their brain too. Not kidding.

In second grade we were playing kickball in December outside, and kid runs up to the ball, slips on ice, falls backwards on his head. Everyone comes running over and we see him unconscious, bleeding, and some weird stuff next to his head so we yell for the teacher. Teacher quickly made everyone go inside, but before I left I caught another glimpse of it. I didn't really know what to think, I thought he'd be okay, but he never came back to school and they never made an announcement about it, we just weren't allowed outside until the ice thawed.

Apparently they sent a newsletter for parents to inform them, but also told them not to tell the kids anything because it'd crush our 8-year-old minds. My parents are soviet bastards so they don't see corruption or fear as a possibility, so when they got the letter first thing they did was ask me if I saw it and what it was like, then they told me he died before he even got to the hospital lol. Naturally I went back to school and told everyone, and so the school's secrecy system was fucked by communist bastards once more. The end.

I NEED TO STOP TAKING GEL CAPS RAWR~~~~


hehe reminds me of a friend of a friend of mine in korea who was riding a bike (as a little kid) and somehow managed to lose a testicle to the bike's chains.

LOL That is fucking epic.


HOLY FUCK THAT SOUNDS PAIN FULLLLLLLLL
can't making a relationship last longer than 2 weeks, since 1984 :thumbs:
Polyphasic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States841 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-21 18:14:51
May 21 2008 18:14 GMT
#32
On May 22 2008 03:02 Physician wrote:
- I always strive to be proper, leave meaningful or positive posts/replies


basically, physician told me i should get aids and die because i like the ladies. it's one of the most inspirational and moving moments in my life... .
can't making a relationship last longer than 2 weeks, since 1984 :thumbs:
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
May 21 2008 18:15 GMT
#33
You were asking for it by being a trolling fuckwit.
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-21 18:26:03
May 21 2008 18:24 GMT
#34
Hey yubee, I let you borrow $50 like about 2 months ago. I'm sure you're just posting this blog so that when I ask for my money back you'll just point me here and say "I have amnesia, I don't know if I really owe you $50 or not lawl" so I'm just gonna avoid that now and say you can keep it as a token of our friendship <3

Edit: FUCK I need to remember to refresh a thread before I reply T.T

ok you don't owe me money and I'm not your friend...but I'd like to be! <3
Polyphasic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States841 Posts
May 21 2008 18:37 GMT
#35
On May 22 2008 03:15 H_ wrote:
You were asking for it by being a trolling fuckwit.


dude take it easy. honestly, i don't think i've ever trolled in my life. i don't know what your problem is, but you need to get your anger issues handled.
can't making a relationship last longer than 2 weeks, since 1984 :thumbs:
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
May 21 2008 18:40 GMT
#36
On May 22 2008 03:37 Polyphasic wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 22 2008 03:15 H_ wrote:
You were asking for it by being a trolling fuckwit.


dude take it easy. honestly, i don't think i've ever trolled in my life. i don't know what your problem is, but you need to get your anger issues handled.


lol
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
May 21 2008 18:44 GMT
#37
On May 22 2008 03:14 Polyphasic wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 22 2008 03:02 Physician wrote:
- I always strive to be proper, leave meaningful or positive posts/replies


basically, physician told me i should get aids and die because i like the ladies. it's one of the most inspirational and moving moments in my life... .

i don't think you get it. his problem with you is that you're a misogynistic creep who wants to take videos of women you have sex with without their consent and post them on pornotube.
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
johnmaster
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
125 Posts
May 21 2008 18:47 GMT
#38
Hi im a veteran scer, found tl website in 02,, didnt find it interesting ,, found tl website again in 03,, decided to register,, account got banned trice after that,, and now nobody knows who i am.

and im also trying to start pokering, although i dont know shit about poker,,
johnmaster
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
125 Posts
May 21 2008 19:02 GMT
#39
+ Show Spoiler +
who wants to be my friend?
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
May 21 2008 19:13 GMT
#40
Hi, I am John G. I killed your wife.
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