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MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
April 09 2008 10:21 GMT
#1
So the other day monkeyspankers hormones overcame his common intersense. I went searching for naked pictures of Maria Kannellis. Ignoring all the stuff i have learned over the years and just clicking anything that gave me a slight chance at getting boob. We all know what this means. VIRUS.

The odd thing is, this virus is just mentally retarded. So far basically all it does is play a music station with a DJ and random techno music and some odd advertisements. I recall one telling me to join the army. So it randomly plays this crap, i even figured out how to turn it off. But it's still causing me to tab every 25 seconds in starcraft, so if anyone knows some things to get rid of it, it would be most appreciated.

Now to the best part. The last few days i have been oversleeping through school due to me being up trying to get rid of this virus and playing zelda and a variety of other ways i can procrastinate and slack. So i fall asleep around 2:30am, probably going to oversleep again. I had my speakers still on, really really fucking loud. I had already closed the virus program that randomly DJ's my household now, so there wasnt a problem. Apparently it can re open itself. Eitehr that or i forgot to close it last night. So at around 6:05am i am awoken by this BLASTING DJ MUSIC (I have huge speakers becuase im a loser) and im like HOLYFUCKWTFWW3? then i realzie its this retarded virus, and now i'm forced to wonder who the fuck made this thing. I also tried disconnecting from the internet for like 15 minutes while it was on, and it just continued to play for around 10 minutes, which doens't make sense unless it's all somehow stored on my computer.

but whatever, i find this virus somewhat humorous and mildly inconvenient.

****
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
April 09 2008 10:21 GMT
#2
Oh, and P.S. I found her eventually, thank you piratebay <3
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11577 Posts
April 09 2008 10:54 GMT
#3
rofl, get mcafee? or ADV Anti Virus?
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
April 09 2008 11:15 GMT
#4
ADV is retared adn wants me to sign up for other shit to DL it, plus i acutally got it and it failed to update and delete shit.

mcafee is the ugly. Free DL link prz? my google skills are lazy atm.
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
Play
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia608 Posts
April 09 2008 11:25 GMT
#5
lol i've had a few of those viruses excpet they use to pop-up with pictures of "women wanting sex in your area!"

just dont download any of the anti virus programs they recommend you to download, no matter how many pornographic websites it tells you you've visited.
jmascis
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
April 09 2008 11:27 GMT
#6
Any number they say is probably far too high.

torrents ftw
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
merz
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Sweden2760 Posts
April 09 2008 11:59 GMT
#7
get AVG free and it'll own the virus.
Winners never quit, quitters never win.
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
April 09 2008 12:14 GMT
#8
Your story reminds me of the time I was really drunk and put a CD on. The CD was quiet and I passed out. All of a sudden I woke up and some trance music was fucking blaring like crazy... The CD changed. Pretty funny moment.
Not bad for a cat toy.
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
April 09 2008 12:26 GMT
#9
porn is bad
^-^
JoxxOr
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Sweden1502 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-09 14:36:56
April 09 2008 14:36 GMT
#10
that's a good alarm clock free aswell!

Used F-Secure for like 2 years and it works perfect
Gör om, gör rätt
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-09 15:04:32
April 09 2008 15:00 GMT
#11
Heh I think i've gotten something like that some time ago it was annoying as hell, especially the tabbing out part.

Until the end of my lease I gotta leave the sound off for anything- I'm on my last straw for noise violation.
XK ßubonic
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
April 09 2008 15:14 GMT
#12
On April 09 2008 21:26 Equinox_kr wrote:
porn is bad



mmkay?
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
BluzMan
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Russian Federation4235 Posts
April 09 2008 16:26 GMT
#13
www.avast.com
You want 20 good men, but you need a bad pussy.
KawaiiRice
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2914 Posts
April 09 2008 17:01 GMT
#14
How can you possibly say it's inconvenient after it wakes you up on time?
THIS IS MADNESS.
@KawaiiRiceLighT
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
April 09 2008 17:06 GMT
#15
Shut up Kawaii. Kawaii has the same problem. He was looking for naked pictures of Matt Damen when this happened to him. Poor lil azn..
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
April 09 2008 17:14 GMT
#16
lol selboN
XK ßubonic
KawaiiRice
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2914 Posts
April 09 2008 17:35 GMT
#17
Shut it ya lil texan fruit
@KawaiiRiceLighT
ProTech_MediC
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States498 Posts
April 09 2008 22:27 GMT
#18
It probably buffered 5 or so minutes of the stream before you disconnected the internet.
MC Fighting!~
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24670 Posts
April 09 2008 23:51 GMT
#19
I've really been trying to look at this in a positive light, but between all the "retarded this retarded that" and the "I just clicked on anything because I'm horny to the point of being totally illogical" I can't help but feel that you've gotten less than you deserved :p

Yeah just use some anti-virus software. If you are having a hell of a time, just back up your important files and reformat. Are you due for a reformat yet?
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
April 10 2008 00:47 GMT
#20
Dude, i have been due for a reformat for like 8 months, i'm just too lazy to make restore disks the effort seems like so much.

Also i keep all my porn and everything important on my external hard drive, so nothign really effects it.

Pretty sweet. I also keep all my torretned files there so when i finally do reformat/get a new PC i can just reseed it all easily
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
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