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So the other day monkeyspankers hormones overcame his common intersense. I went searching for naked pictures of Maria Kannellis. Ignoring all the stuff i have learned over the years and just clicking anything that gave me a slight chance at getting boob. We all know what this means. VIRUS.
The odd thing is, this virus is just mentally retarded. So far basically all it does is play a music station with a DJ and random techno music and some odd advertisements. I recall one telling me to join the army. So it randomly plays this crap, i even figured out how to turn it off. But it's still causing me to tab every 25 seconds in starcraft, so if anyone knows some things to get rid of it, it would be most appreciated.
Now to the best part. The last few days i have been oversleeping through school due to me being up trying to get rid of this virus and playing zelda and a variety of other ways i can procrastinate and slack. So i fall asleep around 2:30am, probably going to oversleep again. I had my speakers still on, really really fucking loud. I had already closed the virus program that randomly DJ's my household now, so there wasnt a problem. Apparently it can re open itself. Eitehr that or i forgot to close it last night. So at around 6:05am i am awoken by this BLASTING DJ MUSIC (I have huge speakers becuase im a loser) and im like HOLYFUCKWTFWW3? then i realzie its this retarded virus, and now i'm forced to wonder who the fuck made this thing. I also tried disconnecting from the internet for like 15 minutes while it was on, and it just continued to play for around 10 minutes, which doens't make sense unless it's all somehow stored on my computer.
but whatever, i find this virus somewhat humorous and mildly inconvenient.
 
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Oh, and P.S. I found her eventually, thank you piratebay <3
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Korea (South)11577 Posts
rofl, get mcafee? or ADV Anti Virus?
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ADV is retared adn wants me to sign up for other shit to DL it, plus i acutally got it and it failed to update and delete shit.
mcafee is the ugly. Free DL link prz? my google skills are lazy atm.
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lol i've had a few of those viruses excpet they use to pop-up with pictures of "women wanting sex in your area!"
just dont download any of the anti virus programs they recommend you to download, no matter how many pornographic websites it tells you you've visited.
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Any number they say is probably far too high.
torrents ftw
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get AVG free and it'll own the virus.
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Your story reminds me of the time I was really drunk and put a CD on. The CD was quiet and I passed out. All of a sudden I woke up and some trance music was fucking blaring like crazy... The CD changed. Pretty funny moment.
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that's a good alarm clock  free aswell!
Used F-Secure for like 2 years and it works perfect
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Heh I think i've gotten something like that some time ago it was annoying as hell, especially the tabbing out part.
Until the end of my lease I gotta leave the sound off for anything- I'm on my last straw for noise violation.
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On April 09 2008 21:26 Equinox_kr wrote:
porn is bad
mmkay?
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Russian Federation4235 Posts
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How can you possibly say it's inconvenient after it wakes you up on time?
THIS IS MADNESS.
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Shut up Kawaii. Kawaii has the same problem. He was looking for naked pictures of Matt Damen when this happened to him. Poor lil azn..
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Shut it ya lil texan fruit
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It probably buffered 5 or so minutes of the stream before you disconnected the internet.
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United States24671 Posts
I've really been trying to look at this in a positive light, but between all the "retarded this retarded that" and the "I just clicked on anything because I'm horny to the point of being totally illogical" I can't help but feel that you've gotten less than you deserved :p
Yeah just use some anti-virus software. If you are having a hell of a time, just back up your important files and reformat. Are you due for a reformat yet?
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Dude, i have been due for a reformat for like 8 months, i'm just too lazy to make restore disks the effort seems like so much.
Also i keep all my porn and everything important on my external hard drive, so nothign really effects it.
Pretty sweet. I also keep all my torretned files there so when i finally do reformat/get a new PC i can just reseed it all easily
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On April 10 2008 08:51 micronesia wrote:
I've really been trying to look at this in a positive light, but between all the "retarded this retarded that" and the "I just clicked on anything because I'm horny to the point of being totally illogical" I can't help but feel that you've gotten less than you deserved :p
Yeah just use some anti-virus software. If you are having a hell of a time, just back up your important files and reformat. Are you due for a reformat yet?
Pff, and i never said i thought i got more then i deserved, i just noted the hilarious nature of my problem. And the fact that this inconvenient virus has many convenient aspects. Like waking me up on time.
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