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holy sh1t, it's thaa cops.

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MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
October 25 2007 01:42 GMT
#1
Today was an intersting day, atleast part of it, and that TL is what a shall share with you, for those who didn't read other gosu blog, i now have a girlfriend, but today was interesting if nothing else.

Well i decided to cut out the last period, it was gym and for osme reason my teacher said it was fine, which was strange as hell, i guess i'm doing pretty good in it, but hwatever, so i go sleep in the car, becuase i have to wait for kaila to come so that i can drive us home, then at 2:00 she calls and i go pick her up at the front, we usuually hang out for about an hour or so after school, usually in the parking lot.

But today was different, i decided to leave and i when to get a drink at the local convienience store. After that i head back to where we live, we are neighbors btw, she lives down the street from me, and it's like 2:30 and we still have a half hour until she has to be home, so i don't feel like sitting in her driveway for some reason, so we drive dwon the street to this dead end that leads into the woods near our house, and next to the dead end is a house. So i should mention here, i have a Hyundai Sonata, a fatass car, meaning it's very hard to do anything with her in the front seat, so we go in the back seat of my car and we are kissing/hookingup/making out, whatever term you would like to use, and we are under a blanket.

Then when it's about 3:15 the bus goes by, which means her brothers getting home now, so we head back to her house and we are talking outside the car, then a cop car drives by, and i'm like "rofl WHOO WHOOOO COP!!" Becuae i'm an idiot, not out loud, obviously, i think that when i see cops, so then he drives by again and i'm like "that is strange he has just past" And then he stops and calls me over to him, we are standing at the top of her driveway, so i'm like alright, i wonder what this d00d wants, so i walk down and he said to me "Were you parked down the street a little while ago?" and i said "no, oh wait you mena the dead end, yeah i was there, why?" "well, someone called the cops and said they saw 2 kids in the back seat of a car which was parked there." at this point im like ROFL, and i go "I didn't know we weren't alowd there. Then he's like "listen, are her paretns home?" and so i tell him that they aren't and he says to me "IF her parents arent there why are you fucking her in a dead end, just go inside and do it, why the need for adventure and risk?" the wya he said it was hilarious, i start laughing and i'm like "hahah man we weren't having sex, we were just in the back seat because the front sucks." and he's like "alright, can i see your ID?" So i show him my I.D. and he's like "joseph, next time don't do it in a dead end, at 3:00." "Yes sir, it won't happen again."

So i go back and tell her what happened and shes like "OMG THATS SO BAD!!" and then she goes inside and i laugh about it the entire day, I just think it was hilarious that the cop was asking me and advising me on where to fuck a girl, and where not to, and the appropriates times to do so. And yes he actually said "fucking" which made it that much better, i'm just surprised the neighbors actually look over there. So that was my adventure for today.

I hope this passes the GTR-2-GO grammar and paragraphing standards. As opposed to one of the other steaming piles of shit i wrote. Oh and no, i didn't get in any trouble, just the cop talked to me, i'm pretty sure it's not illegal to park there, since i have seen people park there before, but then again i guess having sex (or appearing to) in a car when children are roaming about during the day time, probably isn't too good, not sure on the legality.

<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
October 25 2007 02:06 GMT
#2
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Check out my stream at www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=315053 and follow me on Twitter @EGSuppy! :)
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
October 25 2007 02:36 GMT
#3
gtr-2-go grammar and paragraphing?
whatttt he sucks at english its ok man!!! :D
comabreaded
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
United States2166 Posts
October 25 2007 02:57 GMT
#4
lol
I put the fu in fun
fonger
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United Kingdom1218 Posts
October 25 2007 03:13 GMT
#5
On October 25 2007 10:42 MoNKeYSpanKeR wrote:
So i go back and tell her what happened and shes like "OMG THATS SO BAD!!"

SUPERBAD even. "We should be guiding his cock, not blocking it!"
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 25 2007 03:13 GMT
#6
My friend had the same issue, except it was at night outside his apartment complex and the cop just happened to be checking the street. He had to go to court for public indecency. Sick life.
Peace~
Flying_Llama
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Canada419 Posts
October 25 2007 05:37 GMT
#7
lul u sure he wasnt one of the cops from Superbad?
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
October 25 2007 12:15 GMT
#8
well i no longer go under the general assumption that all cops are assholes.
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
October 26 2007 01:21 GMT
#9
Man, good ol' Popo, messing with our preconceived opinions of the law.
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
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