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your mom
Profile Blog Joined August 2014
262 Posts
October 21 2022 09:51 GMT
#1
Your mom's first blog entry crawled from a humiliating 1-star rating all the way up to 4, one 5-star rating short of its goal, 4.20.

Now it's time to gun for the potential to acquire an extra plus of pizzazz, instrumentalizing the community via what is commonly referred to as the game of Mafia/Werewolf (informed minority--or rather tutored/information-prone minority-- vs. uninformed majority) to summon the incentive and legitimacy to provide said privilege to the winner --the top one among 4; among a total of 13 players.

An arduous struggle 'twill be to persuade the readers of the blog thread to conform to its objective and directives, no doubt; with no recent indication that it's even possible --certainly no attempt made in an equivalent regard. I have to go, now. AMA, and I shall familiarize you with my hopes to include and regrets as to what I left out, etc. for all interested parties to try to qualifty to be included on the player roster, and the game to commence; in the TL Mafia subforum.


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your mom
Profile Blog Joined August 2014
262 Posts
October 22 2022 13:30 GMT
#2
Spammy Lonestars
Did you have to take the Worldplate with you, brat??!


Lady in Red
Welcome back Spammy,
where have you been?


Mephisto
I can't stay mad at you for ditching your old man, can I? Still, can't help but wonder about the totally wide-open ending. Start talking!


Lilith
Assassin Akio killed it. Nothing left to be added or taken away, like the Tl·187U-wearing, new subaru electra SUV cruising down Via Vallemaggia --it's perfect.


Mephisto
What you are trying to do here would be impossible if it were.


Lilith
Turdy is the limit but we still have plenty of augmentation to showcase for our fans to resonate with, just senza monotonous scenery; this and /mafia is where; basta.


Mephisto
You have no idea what you have done. I've warned PQ about attentionwhoring. I cannot protect you from the 1-star spamming, drive-by highlanding sighartists. I could only vaccene us, & hopefully prepare you to brace yourself for the sadness they're itching to rain down on us.


Lilith
Crimea reaver, daddy-o.


Mephisto
There'll be a world-covering flood when I do --for now only additions to the previous number of waterfalls you could see on your early morning busride. But it's good to know Shapelog'll be on board of our arc; samt Vivax they got the hosting locked down; our eventual inavailability notwithstanding.


Lilith
Lucion?! I .. I don't know what to say.. it's been so long


Mephisto
That's what she said. Heh.. got errr!


Lilith
Tell them we won't be informed who gets informed, we'll just write the report on who is falling behind in their duty to provide constructive criticism/augmentation (prime nightkill candidates) and why --sent only to them-- and provide bonus blog material in the flavor for all, dumbass. We can start as soon as Halloween.


Mephisto
Working together, just like old times.


Lilith
For the good of Sanctuary .. damnit. Bail out my shit memory, dad.. what's the name of the artist we found in the library who nailed the diablo 2 soudntrack's style and the name?


Mephisto
How should I know, child. I've slept exactly as little as you.

Jealous
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
10170 Posts
October 22 2022 16:43 GMT
#3
Take your meds bro.
"The right to vote is only the oar of the slaveship, I wanna be free." -- бум бум сучка!
your mom
Profile Blog Joined August 2014
262 Posts
October 23 2022 09:31 GMT
#4
Close, but a player's game post would look something like:

What if the worldplate has been corrupted by Baal's influence so much that everyone has to curse all the time, just like in RL. Like,
Spammy Lonestars
Que cazzo fai, brat? Did you fuckin have to take the Worldplate with you, again, putain.


One can only send in one edits/augmentations-harboring post once within 24 hours, and vote only when its ones turn to make a move on the pokertable (liquidia memory poker). Mod color is bolded dblue, btw.

your mom
Profile Blog Joined August 2014
262 Posts
October 23 2022 15:33 GMT
#5
On October 23 2022 01:43 Jealous wrote:
Burn me.

Timbaalland, as one has been explaining to Alessandro --who took an adjacent seat to and roused one's curiosity during lunch by talking about Timberlake's starring in In Time, today-- can be easily understood to mean 'the land where time is money'. 'Balles' in french means units of currency, euros in western EU, francs in helvetia, etc., and is what is being referenced hardcore in the blog, in case it wasn't clear.

The lyrics of the song, 'Bridges where burned, now it's your turn to cry, Crimea reaver,' (how many years have gone by since the song's release?) have clearly manifested in reality, flooding the newspaper's space, now that Corona and supposed Hungarian totalitarianism-in-the-making are burned out topics. The plot twist's jist's boiling down to Ukraine's 'bannermen' being the ones who are being addressed as such (Crimea reavers) has shed light on AHHG dillema, in that now it's clear which side's perspective the artists are showcasing in their (make-believe-? )quasi-ambassadorial capacity. One can assume that since the song made it to the top of numerous countries' charts, the action has thus been greenlighted on the supernational level; its wreaking havoc on the limited space of news outlets pseudo-legitimized.

Another, 'what goes around, goes around, goes around, comes all the way back around' is increasingly likely to have referenced the anti-covid animation phenomenon, making him, Justin Timberlake the closest thing (apart from Arcanon collaborators) to a modern-day prophet. What has your med-taking self managed to achieve with your time and effort spent on TL, hmm, Jaleel?

Crimea reaver was coined by AllHailHydraGod in their only post in the US politics thread. They even got warned for it (because of the itchy report-happy fingers of your kind, no doubt) --ludicrous in hindsight, considering nobody even came close to their level of prediction skill, and thus relevance.
your mom
Profile Blog Joined August 2014
262 Posts
October 24 2022 15:37 GMT
#6
The concept of Sanctuary,
in the forum-equivalent sense bears an attempt to distance oneself and fellow righteous, intelligent and elively forumites --who felt the urge to make the best of their time and effort creatively congregating on the forum-- from mannerless provocateurs, for the conflict between Angels and Demons is as real as the the supposed war between a piece of territory formerly belonging to Russia and Russia or the make-believe disparity (=/=) between veteran users instigating the ban of others and the mods who dished out said bans on TL.

How, then, did something so unpredictably unstable, almost impossible not to abuse as spacetimetravel come to play centerstage at the heart of the supposed righteously frameworked construct's narrative, i.e. why didn't Lilith's husbando put his foot down in a vehement veto of the functionality? Was he a pussy or was he baited into acquiescence, and, thus, eventually, culpability for the resulting fuckup for the sake of playing Broodwar on L-0 latency+ Show Spoiler [?] +
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Baal homed in on the vulnerability resulting from the possibility to deny the ongoing game internet, which stretched the chrononautic window of opportunity indefinitely, until the opponent clicks Drop. However, Baal figured out how to psispacetimetravel and create multiple instances of himself, joining games to play himself, finding no difficulty to persuade himself not to drop himself, the game staying in TT mode for decades if not centuries. The mechanism compensated distance, so the farther away the instances of Baal took their PCs the further back in time they could naut.
your mom
Profile Blog Joined August 2014
262 Posts
October 25 2022 16:00 GMT
#7
By.now, dear reader eager to become a player you ought to be prepped for imagination exercises and meditation on fitting and enriching input.

Know that you'll be free to propose entire blog posts for canon inclusion, not just edits to and augmentation of available material, assuming they conform to the showcased style or are otherwise relevant. You may regard the sorting/ranking/scrutinizing of player input as a subjective affair, if it helps to keep you from taking it too seriously or personal. Lycanthropes/Mafiosi will have a number of candidates available for nightkilling on nights 2 equal to their number of remaining team members, consisting of the players whose input was deemed most suboptimal by the uninformed flaveur. The pokergame will reveal the nightkills for nights 1 & 3 --the poorest players (prolly townies, since the informed choose the deck's card sequence). Each starts with a credit of turdy Baal, earning up to 0.5 for each contribution deemed worthwhile. Blinds will be 1, 2 and 3 for their respective nights. If clarification is needed you may PM Vivax and/or Shapelog.. franchement this is all very self-explanatory and basic, though, like loving again after a long abstinence.

Participate, now, as you would as a player and collect feedback, to investigate and illustrate said pseudo-subjective (quasi-objective) judgement; thus, also rendering the tutorial/manual that much more informative.

Correct end-of-dayphase votes and endgame guesses determine a maximum of 4 winners among victorious majoriteans; 1 in defeat.
Acrofales
Profile Joined August 2010
Spain18035 Posts
October 26 2022 06:58 GMT
#8
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
your mom
Profile Blog Joined August 2014
262 Posts
October 27 2022 11:31 GMT
#9


Fun fact about one’s stay at Fribourg's Emmaus, the look-alikes outnumbered the rest. There were Bryan Cranston and Eddie Izzard (mannerisms & gestures spot-on, too) representing the 'responsables' caste. There was Limmy the cook whose name was Emmanuel, so one figured he owns the place instead of the supposed director who didn't speak german or english. His second in command might have been a male Olesya Bulletka (russian twitch pole dancer) who prolly lost his teeth living on the streets of Strasbourg and was chech --he got along verbally well with Bran, a slovak Race Bannon lookalike who followed one from Bern). 'Twas sad to see Ali leave soon after one's arrival, for he spoke brittish, french and maybe even somali fluently and was as Reggie Wattsy as him. I forgot what young Ned Stark's face was and Paul —who also sounded like Jarjar Binks— were truck drivers doing their civil service at the joint. We even found Bonyth‘s on a CDs cover, prior to or post Bob‘s scrutiny for value to him; can‘t recall.

At night, more often than not there was live-mixed trap 'music' echoing louder than the original sound, sometimes bearing lyrics directed at & spiting the ones trying to sleep. Only Fabio, the italian ever complained about it, shouting threats of calling the cops. One of the newer additions to the driver staff said he knew the guys, prolly even hung out at their recording studio a couple of times while they were sabotaging one’s productivity, encouraging lapses of concentration and therefore injury and whatpsychonot. There were foxes, though —as it often goes, balancing itself out in a compensatory manner— badgers, fish, deer and some 20-odd types of bats in the surrounding natural reserve-- all insectivores; no fireflies. There was the occasional neon-yellow fluorescent hornetabdomen-flashing big, however, every 50 metres down the road towards .. Anyway, there are neon blue lit baby salamanders here.

your mom
Profile Blog Joined August 2014
262 Posts
October 27 2022 13:17 GMT
#10
Leonardo DiCapricorn
Did someone say Capella di Madonna di Monte? I used to chill there during the months leading up to winter, sometimes just watching Capella rise above it while grasing or gathering chestnuts for the youngblood boars in the forest above Ascona before desirability in that regard plummeted on account of the negromante.ch's concubine's/mom's demon-posessed urine's stench amassing around the adjacent stable.


Brad's Armpit
It smells divine to me, dunno what you're on about. I smell hay consisting of 50% dried grass and 50% dried mint.


Akio
Only when the rain washes away the piss.


Lilith
White knight, what is this shit?


Brad's Armpit
It's TL, ma'am.


Lilith
I know TL. I created TL. But what .. is.. this..


YSG
You mean Arcofallus, he's a highlander, you know, like 'there can be only one' he's out to establish his posting monopoly; fuck him.


Lilith
Is he a cyclops?


Rock Johnson
He's a sigh ..


Lilith
Why is TL 2D? Are we on edge about Y2K causing worldwide cyberdoomsday, still? Did the fucking matrix just come out; where is the stereoscopic twin of this window? Why can't I make the test come out and do a looping and continue 45 degrees distally. Where is the mushroom thread? Where can I /in Fluence, I want to learn Romansh while playing mafia; etc., etc...


Negromante
We don't know exactly what happened, only that some people know while others seem to have forgotten that TL was once the epicenter of awesomeness.


Lilith
That's our entry point, then. What better theme for a lycanthroptimelitist forum game of mafia than finding those who stand in the way of TL regenerating to its former gravitas by standing idle being informed notwithstanding.


The first table, 1 of 3 will be dedicated to tesantlitz, the dark arcanonite. Once 13 players have been witnessed posting non-retarded shiznit and have declared that they'll keep doing so solo-accounted role PMs go out and they can take a seat by writing /in tesantlitz's front-right/front-left/rear-left/rear-right.
Jealous
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
10170 Posts
October 27 2022 22:32 GMT
#11
"Once 13 players have been witnessed posting non-retarded shiznit"

Quite bold coming from you.
"The right to vote is only the oar of the slaveship, I wanna be free." -- бум бум сучка!
your mom
Profile Blog Joined August 2014
262 Posts
October 28 2022 08:41 GMT
#12
On October 28 2022 07:32 Jaleel[WHITE] wrote:
Quite the tall order, seeing as how there are only Arcofallus, this smurf of his and his mod account waiting to ban you for no reason other than laziness to waste rodopsin on reading in depth about the lookalikes of semi-progamers we couldn't hold a candle to if we were Candlejack from Freakazoid superficially reading/writing along. The solution would therefore be directly approaching potential players around Locarnese/Luganese, or, if desperate, make your debut travel and carry the blog's narrative torch to Milano.

We don't try hard, but thank you for your consideration, highlander. Carry on with your quest to decapitate every forumite until you're flying solo.
damacdubai
Profile Joined November 2022
1 Post
November 09 2022 11:13 GMT
#13
--- Nuked ---
Furzverbot
Profile Joined April 2024
4 Posts
April 12 2024 11:52 GMT
#14
66 seconds in, + Show Spoiler [A Symphony for Sahara] +
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OycGAXjQE2o&t=66s
by Adrian Younge screams to be mashed with diablo/2 OST's town/tristram.

How is it possible not to find a photo of Mars and Saturn side by side immediately upon entering mars saturn with the interval limit set to 1 day ago on duckduck, helloooo?! Ain't nobody got ads for that?
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