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Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
August 07 2007 04:10 GMT
#41
masturbating is good
but dont do it to a woman

my pastor had a 'sermon' on sex and alla that so you can masturbate
just dont do it to a woman and dont do it every day :p

stopping completely is even better though
TheOvermind77
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States923 Posts
August 07 2007 04:14 GMT
#42
The appearance of masturbation blogs on TLnet just proves that this site never ceases to amaze me.

Good luck, man. If you truly believe it and stand by it then let no one (especially Palmela Handerson) compromise your beliefs.
Awaken my child, and embrace the glory that is your birthright. Know that I am the Overmind; the eternal will of the Swarm, and that you have been created to serve me.
Pika Chu
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Romania2510 Posts
August 07 2007 04:28 GMT
#43
"There is the theory of urine retention, meaning the bladder has reached bursting point and with nowhere else to go, urine has filled the urethra, thus engorging the penis. One school of thought says that the penis becomes erect in the morning in order to wake the male to prompt urination. If the sleeping man is laying face down, the discomfort of an erection trying to push its way through to the other side of the mattress can provoke the owner of the penis into action, possibly preventing any accidental bed-wetting."

Actually, there are more motives for it. Like waking up from REM, the theory that says the mind tests all body muscles at night, being sexual aroused etc.

I didn't want it to sound like it's the only reason so maybe it's my fault, it's just that i've heard this too often and made jokes on the fact that sometimes men wake up with a boner and i feel all the time i have to explain it's not necesarily because he was having sexy dreams.

I suffer of insipidous diabete and even though i have medication to keep my "water levels" under control (meaning how much water i drink) if i don't take my pills i'll most likely wake up 2 - 3 times a night to go urinate. Do you know how i get out of sleep? i dream that i want to piss and just can't (in the dream, i can't find a spot, when i find a spot i can't piss etc) and so i wake up and guess what, i have an erect penis .
My friend who has some kidney problem, also got to an urologist (i hope it's the right word in english ), and the doctor told him the same thing about the erect penis in the morning (also known as morning wood in english).
They first ignore you. After they laugh at you. Next they will fight you. In the end you will win.
bine
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States2352 Posts
August 07 2007 05:07 GMT
#44
By the way the bible is DEFINITELY not down with Starcraft. Aliens DEFINITELY don't exist, and magic is a tool of the devil. The mandate not to participate in anything like starcraft (way worse, more evil/morally ambiguous than Harry Potter, for example, which you DEFINITELY can't read now) is much stronger than the mandate not to masturbate.
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-08-07 05:46:36
August 07 2007 05:44 GMT
#45
I am really glad you made this a blog entry and not a post. Thank you.

Also, posting is work. Don't post on Sundays
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
Vigilante
Profile Joined August 2007
United States130 Posts
August 07 2007 06:27 GMT
#46
Semi-related:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm
"Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves." ~Abraham Lincoln
fuglyfrog
Profile Joined July 2007
United States521 Posts
August 07 2007 08:03 GMT
#47
Dude, you already sound confused and messed up as it is... Just make sure to tell us after you have the nervous break down
TesisMech
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Peru688 Posts
August 08 2007 03:14 GMT
#48
GL man god will bless you for this decision not even i can do it but im trying just like you and im a christian.
BalloonFight
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States2007 Posts
August 09 2007 19:02 GMT
#49
On August 07 2007 13:10 Pressure wrote:
masturbating is good
but dont do it to a woman

my pastor had a 'sermon' on sex and alla that so you can masturbate
just dont do it to a woman and dont do it every day :p

stopping completely is even better though


Rofl

What else are you going to jerk to?

Why would you stop this anyway? If it's because you don't want to have lust for others, then you better stop being attracted to women as, according to the bible, if you so much as think of sex with a woman, it is as "bad" as actually having sex with that woman.
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