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GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-03 03:42:07
June 03 2007 00:25 GMT
#1
From the hit movie 8 Rax, a movie on mnm:

[image loading]


Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted - One moment
Would you capture it?
Or just let it slip?

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his uniform already, teammate's kimchi
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To SK, but he keeps on forgettin
His TvZ BO's, the whole crowd goes so loud
He builds his rax, but the rines won't come out
He's chokin, how everybody's jokin now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Midas, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He's so stagnant that he knows
When he goes back to the SKT dorm, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo
This whole Savior shit
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

You better lose yourself in the micro, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

The soul's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping
This OSL is mine for the taking
Make me champ, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is borin, but superstardom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows us all over these booth babes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's known as the next Boxer
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown farther from his clan, he's no leader
He goes on Bnet and barely knows his 2v2 partner
But hold your nose cuz here goes the cold water
His babes don't want him no mo, he's cold product
They moved on to the next chobo who macros
He nose dove and couldn't even beat Nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it's old partna', but the game goes on
Da da dum da dum da da

You better lose yourself in the micro, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this mothafuckin roof off like 2 dogs caged
I was offracin in the beginnin, the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept massgaming and practicin on Vampire
Best believe somebody's payin the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my 9 to 5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my team
Cuz man, these goddam food stamps don't buy computers
And it's no documentary, there's no Storyteller, this is my life
And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Tryin to qual and get through ODT, plus
Teeter totter caught up between being SKT and [gm]
Old clan drama's screamin on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot 'fore I end up in army or shot
Gosu is my only mothafuckin option, chobo's not
Coach, I love you, but this trailer's got to go
I cannot grow old in SKT's lot
So here I go is my shot.
Mouse fail me not cuz maybe the only opportunity that I got

You better lose yourself in the micro, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

You can do anything you set your mind to, man



feat. a special guest appearance by Jay (P):

[image loading]

If you've got Zerg problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but PvZ ain't one

~~~

that bottom pic's from Smurg's South Side is Best, one of the all-time greatest topics on this forum

i wasn't originally going to put this much effort into it, but when i realized eminem = mnm i just had to go do it

the rhymes are still dope, but i had to fuck up the flow in certain places

***
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
Vin{MBL}
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
5185 Posts
June 03 2007 01:02 GMT
#2
five stars
MiLktoast
Profile Joined June 2006
United States257 Posts
June 03 2007 02:37 GMT
#3
rofl, brilliant
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
June 03 2007 02:47 GMT
#4
I'll give you five stars if you make a youtube vid rapping the song and upload it here.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Polemarch
Profile Joined August 2005
Canada1564 Posts
June 03 2007 03:21 GMT
#5
hahaha awesome! i dug up the mp3 and listened along while reading

how about this for the chorus?
lose yourself in the micro, the macro

that fits more easily with the music i think
I BELIEVE IN CAPITAL LETTER PUNISHMENT!!!!!
GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
June 03 2007 03:41 GMT
#6
that messes up the rhyme with "own it" on the next line

"in the micro" is better than "in the APM" though. *edited*
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6787 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-03 04:27:22
June 03 2007 04:26 GMT
#7
On June 03 2007 11:47 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
I'll give you five stars if you make a youtube vid rapping the song and upload it here.


Seconded.

Oh and; really awesome. hahah
Graphics
GongKyuckTerran
Profile Joined March 2006
Croatia1096 Posts
June 03 2007 09:39 GMT
#8
art man art !
Ultras di Spalato, Etre et durer
himurakenshin
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Canada1845 Posts
June 03 2007 12:53 GMT
#9
great man! but it sucks that this is in a blog as most people won't see it. I wish this was just a regular thread.
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