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Friday December 18th.
I shat myself today. Kind of humiliating but there it is.
I'm lactose-intolerant sometimes but not always. So for my protein shake this morning I thought I'd be okay if I used skim milk instead of water. Nope.
I made it to the gym and almost made it to the bathroom but got there about 20 seconds too late. My underwear was wrecked, and my sweats I work out in had a huge shit stain on the ass. I threw both out in the changing room trash can. Luckily I had my work clothes to change into.
I think that's the first time I shat myself since I was a teenager. Now the only problem is my girlfriend is going to be like "what happened to your sweats?" since I wear them to the gym almost every day. I think the lie I'm going to tell is that they ripped so I threw them out.
Last week's Penne all Vodka was okay, but not great. Kinda made me sick because it's a cream sauce, and I'm kinda lactose-intolerant, as explained earlier.
Tonight I'm making Spaghetti Carbonara. http://allrecipes.com/recipe/11973/spag ... bonara-ii/
Pasta with eggs and bacon. Sounds interesting.
 
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Welcome to the George Brett Club.
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I shat myself in the nursery school in Russia, that memory will never erase, I can feel you pal. I can feel you.
Don't lie to your gf, mine still remembers that I lied to her cause of the cake I never ate, told her it was good tasting... facing problems till this date xd
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A couple of life-savers to consider:
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/pWfomRe.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/QpQcCYd.jpg)
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The kind of stuff I expect Kush would write about in his blog
I just missed the opportunity to jerk off to the sexy voice of the female sale agent attempting to persuade me to continue using their services now that the mobile phone contract has run out, because they caught me at a time where I was formulating a post on a forum site.
I have been looking forward to her call, but since they don't explicitly tell you when that will occur there's always a risk of fuckups like this, where I am too immersed and involved in an almost anti-sexual activity and can't switch back into an arousing mindset, or in this case forget about how desperate I am for new and quirky ways to make myself cum altogether.
But it's not that bad, I didn't terminate their service yet, I just killed off another number I was using solely for internet access on my tablet. So I can set up another call, by dialing the number the lady at the shop in the mall gave me, perplexing me as I was expecting to get this sorted right away, just terminating my contract and keep my number on pre-pay.
I had to dial my way through one of those automated procedures, where I failed miserably the first time, only to be informed that I will be contacted by a representative to help us find the appropriate course of action best suited to my needs, within 3 work days, the second time.
Now I'm thinking I should narrow down the time frame in which I can be expected to pick up the phone to like an hour, so I can coordinate and also get my girlfriend or a prostitute or both involved. I'm very hyped for this.
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EPT
