Okay, heres my foolproof genius idea for a baked goods store! PREGNANCY/BABY THEMED BAKED GOODS! It'll be a CONCEPTIONARY!
Okay, so, this is a fully themed restaurant that relies on a potent gimmick: pregnancy!
We would specialize in delivery, when we go to deliver your food our delivery person will wear their fake pregnancy belly, pull your order out from between their legs and hand you a baby shaped bag containing your baked goods! Get it? They DELIVER your food like you DELIVER a baby! Haha!
To make it more authentic we would offer a side of placenta pudding and afterbirth custard! Theres even the possibility of letting the customer cut the cord, the GUMMY CORD!
The plain package can be simple, an eclair and a cake with a hole in it, you can insert the eclair and give it a good squeeze and impregnate your cake! We'll call it the creampie!
We could have a special for Mardi Gras, you know the traditional King Cake?
We make a king cake, fill it with our afterbirth custard and make it a King Cream Cake, the cake will be shaped like a pregnant woman's belly, and as you all well know, you gotta find the baby in the king cake! Deliver the King Cake Baby at home, its fun for the whole family!
Want that additional edge? We could even create a hole in the cake that we stuff with mardi gras beads! Mardi gras anal beads in the cake!
Not only will we feature pregnant cakes, we'll also have pregnancy test popsicles! Lemon-flavored, of course.
Hold your applause, and investors please form an orderly line
shoutout to my friend who encouraged me to brainstorm this idea to fruition and agreed to be my head chef and provide his own virgin japanese sous chef
My workplace is overrun with a pregnancy cult that actively seeks out young couples and pesters them about the choice of having a kid. They actively pride themselves on the fact that someone in our workplace (55 people total) has been pregnant themselves or has a pregnant spouse for the past 7 consecutive years. If you get this off the ground, I would be so tempted to bring you over from RI for a huge feast, but I'd probably be fired. Love love love the idea though!!! My wife is currently dying of laughter. :-D
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Well played ^^ 
