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Walking On The Sidewalk Part 2

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Thaniri
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
1264 Posts
April 04 2015 22:28 GMT
#1
I normally try to avoid shopping on weekends.
Today I had to.
It was awful.

Walk on the left side of escalators.
Stand on the right.

Stop taking up so much space on sidewalks with your massive shopping bags.
You don't need to walk in the middle.

I'm not fat.
And neither are you.
Please don't rub against me on the train.

Not all's bad though.
Thanks for quickly telling me where to go in your store to find the specific product I was looking for.
I was done shopping in 5 minutes.

***
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10685 Posts
April 05 2015 16:17 GMT
#2
Very insightful, what if the person is fat and is holding massive shopping bags? gg no re?
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
Glowsphere
Profile Blog Joined November 2014
United States170 Posts
April 05 2015 17:28 GMT
#3
Couldn't find part one. Is this the sequel to "Sittin on tha toilet"?
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10685 Posts
April 05 2015 18:09 GMT
#4
On April 06 2015 02:28 Glowsphere wrote:
Couldn't find part one. Is this the sequel to "Sittin on tha toilet"?


http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/306321-walking-on-the-sidewalk
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
Glowsphere
Profile Blog Joined November 2014
United States170 Posts
April 05 2015 19:16 GMT
#5
On April 06 2015 03:09 GGzerG wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 06 2015 02:28 Glowsphere wrote:
Couldn't find part one. Is this the sequel to "Sittin on tha toilet"?


http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/306321-walking-on-the-sidewalk


Thank you. Wow, this is amazing stuff.
Thaniri
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
1264 Posts
April 06 2015 01:26 GMT
#6
Sometimes it's nice to let people into my head for a moment.

If they're fat with massive shopping bags, they have chosen a poor sidewalk blocking strategy. Due to the combination of both being fat and having additional cargo, their muscles are overloaded and their speed is reduced to a pace that is easy to overtake.
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10685 Posts
April 06 2015 01:35 GMT
#7
lol
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