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saltywet
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Hong Kong1316 Posts
January 22 2015 15:16 GMT
#1
Currently I'm living at my parents house. I have a teenage sister, who is in high school. We have a good relationship although we aren't siblings who play or chat with eachother often.

This afternoon she came home from, with a slightly pink nose, and I asked if she had a cold. She just went to her room. It hadn't occured to me at all that she had been crying.

Later when my dad returned, she said she had something to tell him, before immediately breaking into tears. He said quickly said sure and went into her room to talk with her. I was shocked because my sister had always been a snotty kid at home.

I respected that she wanted to talk to our dad first; while I was sitting outside, I was considering possibilities. I suspected she was either raped or had gotten herself pregnant. They were having a pretty long conversation, which lasted about 3 hours. I was already making plans to find out anyone who mistreated her and teach them a lesson.

It turns out what happened was that she failed her economics test, with a score of 6/30. I now feel like a jackass.

****
Luolis
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
Finland7100 Posts
January 22 2015 15:28 GMT
#2
Oh my god, thanks for the laughs :DDD
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rabidch
Profile Joined January 2010
United States20289 Posts
January 22 2015 16:01 GMT
#3
raped by economics, i guess
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Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
January 22 2015 16:20 GMT
#4
That's how commies are made I tell ya.
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Makro
Profile Joined March 2011
France16890 Posts
January 22 2015 16:25 GMT
#5
haha excellent
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Plexa
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Aotearoa39261 Posts
January 22 2015 16:32 GMT
#6
Oh man... haha
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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44111 Posts
January 22 2015 16:50 GMT
#7
That's a definite relief given the alternatives you were considering, but I've always been a straight-A student and I remember the first time I failed a test too... pretty much the same reaction as your sister.
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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
January 22 2015 16:59 GMT
#8
It's funny how encouraged men are to think of that as the most likely possibility, to always think of women (even family) in terms of their sexuality. If it were a boy who came home like that, you'd think maybe he got beat up or something, emphasizing the stereotypical male role in conflicts.

Probably it's pop fiction / TV's fault
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jinyung2
Profile Joined November 2014
Luxembourg1455 Posts
January 22 2015 17:07 GMT
#9
imagine if you talked to her first.

you: who hurt you?!
sister: ...economics
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Jer99
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Canada8157 Posts
January 22 2015 17:14 GMT
#10
A twist m. Night shyamalaman couldn't even pull off
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JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-01-22 17:32:14
January 22 2015 17:32 GMT
#11
On January 23 2015 00:16 saltywet wrote:
It turns out what happened was that she failed her economics test, with a score of 6/30. I now feel like a jackass.


*cue horns*

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HaRuHi
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
1220 Posts
January 22 2015 17:32 GMT
#12
Rewatching The Secret Life of the American Teenager right now, this is a twist I did not see coming.

Though, 3 hours...maybe they just made something up they would tell other people while she is getting an abortion or something, stay suspicious.
followZeRoX
Profile Joined March 2011
Serbia1449 Posts
January 22 2015 18:48 GMT
#13
Teach her macro!
NeThZOR
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
South Africa7387 Posts
January 22 2015 18:52 GMT
#14
Tense situation!
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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32046 Posts
January 22 2015 19:06 GMT
#15
If you were that dedicated to protecting your sister, you would have knocked the teacher out. Coward.
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MarlieChurphy
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States2063 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-01-22 19:25:23
January 22 2015 19:24 GMT
#16
Op, are you asian?

If really from Hong Kong, stereotype 10/10
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Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
January 22 2015 19:29 GMT
#17
Read the story, got surprised
Saw you are from Hong Kong, everything makes sense now
Seeker *
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37003 Posts
January 22 2015 19:30 GMT
#18
On January 23 2015 01:01 rabidch wrote:
raped by economics, i guess

Just had to go there, huh?
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TheBloodyDwarf
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
Finland7524 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-01-22 20:15:28
January 22 2015 20:15 GMT
#19
On January 23 2015 01:59 Chef wrote:
It's funny how encouraged men are to think of that as the most likely possibility, to always think of women (even family) in terms of their sexuality. If it were a boy who came home like that, you'd think maybe he got beat up or something, emphasizing the stereotypical male role in conflicts.

Probably it's pop fiction / TV's fault

Boy/male crying? What kind of world is this!?!
Fusilero: "I still can't believe he did that, like dude what the fuck there's fandom and then there's what he did like holy shit. I still see it when I close my eyes." <- reaction to the original drunk santa post which later caught on
lantz
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States762 Posts
January 22 2015 20:38 GMT
#20
Thats cuz economics is not real. It's completely made up and no one uses it anyway.s
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