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Yourmomsbasement
Profile Joined February 2012
Canada87 Posts
March 28 2014 10:58 GMT
#21
You could play the long game on this. Like a video game.
You've shown you are trusting and kind, she takes the same train as you.
So far you are a +1 in her mind, and have opportunity for continued random encounters.
I agree that 'Gary' is likely someone quite close to her (Final boss?) but things change over time.
She's on the train with you after a fight with Mr. Gary? She'll be likely to start to chat with you! Engage small talk filled with personal details! +1 +1 +1 +1
Judgment call for when to make a move, 5-10 min chat is clear to ask for number and a parting hug is possible.
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
March 28 2014 11:22 GMT
#22
On March 28 2014 15:49 Manifesto7 wrote:
Who the fuck knows anyones number off by heart these days? She must be tight with Gary. Sorry dude, you didn't have a chance.


Truth
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
March 28 2014 11:59 GMT
#23
if gary can't afford to buy her a phone you have a chance no matter what
why so 진지해?
Pandemona *
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Charlie Sheens House51493 Posts
March 28 2014 12:39 GMT
#24
2 Blogs in 2 days!
Awesome :3
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xtorn
Profile Blog Joined December 2013
4060 Posts
March 28 2014 12:46 GMT
#25
Haha your blogs are really nicely written gg
Life - forever the Legend in my heart
bo1b
Profile Blog Joined August 2012
Australia12814 Posts
March 28 2014 13:09 GMT
#26
On March 28 2014 19:58 Yourmomsbasement wrote:
You could play the long game on this. Like a video game.
You've shown you are trusting and kind, she takes the same train as you.
So far you are a +1 in her mind, and have opportunity for continued random encounters.
I agree that 'Gary' is likely someone quite close to her (Final boss?) but things change over time.
She's on the train with you after a fight with Mr. Gary? She'll be likely to start to chat with you! Engage small talk filled with personal details! +1 +1 +1 +1
Judgment call for when to make a move, 5-10 min chat is clear to ask for number and a parting hug is possible.

Jesus christ
LonelyIslands
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Canada590 Posts
March 28 2014 13:14 GMT
#27
Closing the door on her...

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/447133-closing-the-door-on-people
My heart and my mind will carry my body when my limbs are too weak
d00p
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
711 Posts
March 28 2014 14:22 GMT
#28
On March 28 2014 15:49 Manifesto7 wrote:
Who the fuck knows anyones number off by heart these days? She must be tight with Gary. Sorry dude, you didn't have a chance.


Gary is her dealer and that's why she always calls him from payphones or gullible dudes' phones and knows the number by heart.
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27173 Posts
March 28 2014 14:27 GMT
#29
On March 28 2014 23:22 d00p wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2014 15:49 Manifesto7 wrote:
Who the fuck knows anyones number off by heart these days? She must be tight with Gary. Sorry dude, you didn't have a chance.


Gary is her dealer and that's why she always calls him from payphones or gullible dudes' phones and knows the number by heart.


Lookit this guy making all sorts of sense.
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SilentchiLL
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany1405 Posts
March 28 2014 14:50 GMT
#30
M8, you need a wingman.
possum, sed nolo - Real men play random. ___ "Who the fuck is Kyle?!" C*****EX
SpiritSTR
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Brazil41 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-03-28 16:44:09
March 28 2014 16:43 GMT
#31
Im sorry to say it, Gary can't be her brother, if he was , she will ask "Can i call to my brother" and for some reason i imagine that will could kinda cute...
Because now I'm only the creepy desperate looking guy who smiles awkwardly and says nothing

Dont worry... i know how it feel...
Luck is the last dying wish of those who wanna believe that winning can happen by accident, sweat on the other hand is for those who know its a choice
Topin
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Peru10112 Posts
March 28 2014 17:00 GMT
#32
just change "for my European friends" to "for the rest of the world" xD
i would define my style between a mix of ByuN, Maru and MKP
BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
March 28 2014 17:02 GMT
#33
On March 28 2014 18:14 []Phase[] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2014 16:00 BigFan wrote:
On March 28 2014 15:20 lichter wrote:
Should have closed the door on her man don't you learn your lessons

LOL.

On March 28 2014 14:59 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:
Or even if she tries to throw my expensive phone on the concrete like a crazy bitch experiencing hormonal bullshit as all women appear to be inevitably vulnerable to on occasion

say what? lol. As mentioned, she just wanted to make a call. I wouldn't ponder why she asked for the phone because there's a lot of possible reasons. Maybe she lost her phone or it ran out of battery. I've forgotten to charge my phone in the past so I'm sure it happens to a lot of other people.


It's probably a joke. I don't understand why you are analysing this, as if he actually believed someone would smash his phone.

I like your blogs Neurotic, they are quite funny : )

there was no analysis here. If anything, he was doing the analysis in his blog lol. I merely stated 2 possible reasons that she wanted to make a call, that's all.
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
March 28 2014 18:26 GMT
#34
Haha I love your stories in your blogs. I wish there were more funny bloggers on TL.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
Calanthe
Profile Joined October 2012
United States148 Posts
March 28 2014 18:44 GMT
#35
2/10, no mention of wanting to crawl inside her womb.
my heart's the bitter buffalo
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
March 28 2014 18:58 GMT
#36
Anyone else think of pokemon when she said she needed to call Gary?
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
Hesmyrr
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada5776 Posts
March 28 2014 19:27 GMT
#37
On March 28 2014 15:34 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2014 15:20 lichter wrote:
Should have closed the door on her man don't you learn your lessons

We had both gotten off the same train, how can I close the door on her when we are outside. Unless you mean close the door in a metaphorical figure of speech kind of thing where the door symbolizes virginity

There's doors everywhere you know. Like the Man's washroom several feets off to the left, Woman's washroom right nearby, or if all else fails, train doors you can easily use by re-entering the train.
"If watching the MSL finals makes you a progamer, then anyone in Korea can do it." - Ha Tae Ki
NeuroticPsychosis
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States322 Posts
March 28 2014 20:37 GMT
#38
On March 29 2014 03:44 Calanthe wrote:
2/10, no mention of wanting to crawl inside her womb.

lol wut, i'm pretty sure I don't have mommy issues
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EJK
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States1302 Posts
March 28 2014 20:58 GMT
#39
sounds like the ending to how i met your mother
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BlitzerSC
Profile Joined May 2011
Italy8800 Posts
March 28 2014 21:21 GMT
#40
Wait a second, people actually hug strangers ?
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