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NeuroticPsychosis
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States322 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-03-28 06:15:35
March 28 2014 05:59 GMT
#1
I was at my stop. As I was getting off the train, I see a girl who is standing a few meters in front of me, looking a bit lost. She was cute with medium length blonde hair and wearing a dark jacket. She see me coming and asks if she can use my phone. Even saying it won't take more than 5 seconds. As she says she has to call Gary who is coming to pick her up but he has no idea where she is. Now a few things seemed funny to me. Girls notoriously carry their phone everywhere they go. And I had my doubts and was thinking about saying sorry and suggesting that she use the pay phone which they still have in the station. But all things considered, here was a cute youngish lady and she looked relatively harmless and pure of heart. Besides, I reason to myself she is only about 5 foot 3 inches, like 160 centimeters for my European friends, and of course being a man I am physically superior compared to her and can use my speed to outrun her if she decides to run with my phone. And When I catch her it's a simple task taking my phone back as she is probably 110 pounds or so, 50 kg for my European friends. Or even if she tries to throw my expensive phone on the concrete like a crazy bitch experiencing hormonal bullshit as all women appear to be inevitably vulnerable to on occasion, I can stop her in time using my masculine reflexes. I give her my phone. She dials the number and calls Gary. Then she hands the phone back to me and I see she is very happy by the generosity and kindness of a stranger (me!!) as she is smiling this indescribably sweet innocent and honest smile that melts a part of my brain and common sense. After a moment of hesitation, where I wonder if I should give her a handshake, give her a hug, ask her LIKE A BOSS if she would like to put her number (not Gary's) in my phone, or just stand there pretending to be macho, She says thank you. I realize I should say something like you're welcome, but I give a cheap smile and that's that. Then she walks off quickly without looking back while I silently stalk/follow her. And regret not giving her that hug. Because now I will never know whether her hair smelled like hibiscus flowers. And regret not talking to her. Because now I'm only the creepy desperate looking guy who smiles awkwardly and says nothing

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Ushio
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada868 Posts
March 28 2014 06:20 GMT
#2
Not sure you should hug a stranger, could catch something.
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lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
March 28 2014 06:20 GMT
#3
Should have closed the door on her man don't you learn your lessons
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NeuroticPsychosis
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States322 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-03-28 06:34:44
March 28 2014 06:34 GMT
#4
On March 28 2014 15:20 lichter wrote:
Should have closed the door on her man don't you learn your lessons

We had both gotten off the same train, how can I close the door on her when we are outside. Unless you mean close the door in a metaphorical figure of speech kind of thing where the door symbolizes virginity
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Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
March 28 2014 06:46 GMT
#5
Geez, you lent a girl your phone and she didn't even give you a blow job? What a gyp.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27166 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-03-28 06:52:32
March 28 2014 06:49 GMT
#6
Who the fuck knows anyones number off by heart these days? She must be tight with Gary. Sorry dude, you didn't have a chance.
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BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
March 28 2014 07:00 GMT
#7
On March 28 2014 15:20 lichter wrote:
Should have closed the door on her man don't you learn your lessons

LOL.

On March 28 2014 14:59 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:
Or even if she tries to throw my expensive phone on the concrete like a crazy bitch experiencing hormonal bullshit as all women appear to be inevitably vulnerable to on occasion

say what? lol. As mentioned, she just wanted to make a call. I wouldn't ponder why she asked for the phone because there's a lot of possible reasons. Maybe she lost her phone or it ran out of battery. I've forgotten to charge my phone in the past so I'm sure it happens to a lot of other people.
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
rebdomine
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
6040 Posts
March 28 2014 07:26 GMT
#8
On March 28 2014 15:49 Manifesto7 wrote:
Who the fuck knows anyones number off by heart these days? She must be tight with Gary. Sorry dude, you didn't have a chance.


what if this Gary was her brother?

I know the numbers of immediate family in case I do need to contact them without my own phone during emergencies
"Just because you are correct doesn't mean you are right!"
Just_a_Moth
Profile Joined March 2012
Canada1964 Posts
March 28 2014 08:05 GMT
#9
I noticed you mentioned she was wearing a jacket. So, I have to ask; did you smell it?
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Sorry, Shauni. I couldn't resist, sometimes my bad side gets the best of me.
calh
Profile Joined March 2013
537 Posts
March 28 2014 08:16 GMT
#10
What if it's Garry
[]Phase[]
Profile Joined September 2010
Belgium927 Posts
March 28 2014 09:14 GMT
#11
On March 28 2014 16:00 BigFan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2014 15:20 lichter wrote:
Should have closed the door on her man don't you learn your lessons

LOL.

Show nested quote +
On March 28 2014 14:59 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:
Or even if she tries to throw my expensive phone on the concrete like a crazy bitch experiencing hormonal bullshit as all women appear to be inevitably vulnerable to on occasion

say what? lol. As mentioned, she just wanted to make a call. I wouldn't ponder why she asked for the phone because there's a lot of possible reasons. Maybe she lost her phone or it ran out of battery. I've forgotten to charge my phone in the past so I'm sure it happens to a lot of other people.


It's probably a joke. I don't understand why you are analysing this, as if he actually believed someone would smash his phone.

I like your blogs Neurotic, they are quite funny : )
NukeD
Profile Joined October 2010
Croatia1612 Posts
March 28 2014 09:38 GMT
#12
On March 28 2014 17:16 calh wrote:
What if it's Garry

Hehehehe
sorry for dem one liners
Omnishroud
Profile Blog Joined November 2013
1073 Posts
March 28 2014 09:55 GMT
#13
On March 28 2014 15:49 Manifesto7 wrote:
Who the fuck knows anyones number off by heart these days? She must be tight with Gary. Sorry dude, you didn't have a chance.


07919828636. My number from 10 years ago.

Boom. I have some random fuckers number now (i would assume.)
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hellokitty[hk]
Profile Joined June 2009
United States1309 Posts
March 28 2014 10:01 GMT
#14
That's you're own number though dumbnoob.
People are imbeciles, lucky thing god made cats.
Grumbels
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Netherlands7031 Posts
March 28 2014 10:14 GMT
#15
Is this supposed to be a joke blog? I can't tell.
Well, now I tell you, I never seen good come o' goodness yet. Him as strikes first is my fancy; dead men don't bite; them's my views--amen, so be it.
MtlGuitarist97
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States1539 Posts
March 28 2014 10:28 GMT
#16
On March 28 2014 14:59 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:
Because now I'm only the creepy desperate looking guy who smiles awkwardly and says nothing

At least you're not the creepy guy that hugged her without her permission.

And 5/5 for appealing to our European friends. They appreciate the conversions from our archaic system.
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27166 Posts
March 28 2014 10:31 GMT
#17
On March 28 2014 18:55 Omnishroud wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2014 15:49 Manifesto7 wrote:
Who the fuck knows anyones number off by heart these days? She must be tight with Gary. Sorry dude, you didn't have a chance.


07919828636. My number from 10 years ago.

Boom. I have some random fuckers number now (i would assume.)


Of course I remember numbers from before the digital phonebook revolution, but cmon, anyone in the last three years? You don't know shit.

On March 28 2014 16:26 rebdomine wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2014 15:49 Manifesto7 wrote:
Who the fuck knows anyones number off by heart these days? She must be tight with Gary. Sorry dude, you didn't have a chance.


what if this Gary was her brother?

I know the numbers of immediate family in case I do need to contact them without my own phone during emergencies


Then she would say "I need to call my brother", not "I need to call Gary". Duh.
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MtlGuitarist97
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States1539 Posts
March 28 2014 10:37 GMT
#18
Manifesto getting a little saucy with everybody.
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27166 Posts
March 28 2014 10:55 GMT
#19
This guy has my favorite blog on tl.
ModeratorGodfather
MtlGuitarist97
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States1539 Posts
March 28 2014 10:56 GMT
#20
Yeah he's a rising star. I think he and Shauni should do a collab blog tho
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