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With burden in my bowels I had plowed
The distance to the toilet in the hall,
I passed a kissing couple - mark! so loud
That one could hear them through the concrete walls.
I dropped my pants, preparing to expel
The contents of my dinner through my bum,
When suddenly a "PBBBBBBBBBT", straight out of hell,
Came out - a loud and resonating hum.
The smell spread slowly, seeping through the air
And after many seconds had elapsed,
I heard the male gag softly in despair
The female sounded ready to collapse.
I've heard it oft, but now I understand
'Tis truly a great smell when 'tis your brand.
Happy Valentine's Day!
