I'm feeling extremely blessed because I'm a fast pooper. I just went in and out of the bathroom in less than 3 minutes. <3 minutes! I spent about 1 minute actually pooping. Right after I left the bathroom, I just had to write a blog about it, I am feeling that great.
The average person spends 525,600 minutes or 3 years pooping. This calculation assumes the average person spends 15 minutes a day pooping. I would argue I only spend 5 minutes pooping a day. This means over a lifetime I am living 2 more years than other people because I am a fast pooper. For that reason, I am feeling extremely blessed to have an extra two years to live over the average person.
I spend 2 minutes pooping, 10 minutes reading, 5 minutes napping, and 5 minutes in the deepest contemplative thought possible when I'm on my throne. Its the best time of my life.
On February 13 2014 03:26 rpddropshot wrote: I spend 2 minutes pooping, 10 minutes reading, 5 minutes napping, and 5 minutes in the deepest contemplative thought possible when I'm on my throne. Its the best time of my life.
You've enlightened me. I didn't know the toilet seat was meant for other things beside pooping.
On February 13 2014 03:46 Khenra wrote: Why would you want to spend more time on the toilet? Especially after your deed? It is something I've never understood.
If you want to read you can do that on the couch... it is a much nicer environment.
I agree, sometimes I lay a large poop and clog the toilet. So I run out of there as fast as I can and no one can put the blame on me since it's a public bathroom.
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