First, the holiday season is over so that means no more dreaded family parties or my parents friends coming to our house or us going to their houses. But apparently my parents had met this guy at Costco and he invited my family to go his house for dinner on Saturday. This guy they met was actually my dad's college friend which was weird enough. After I go their house I find out this guy was actually my economics professor from last semester. Thankfully it was an intro class (and so a large lecture class) so he doesn't appear to recognize me
Turns out he has 2 kids: a seventh grade boy who is literally obsessed with video games and has a Gamecube, Xbox 360, PS3, Xbox One, and a Wii U, but literally the only games he has are Mario games. The guy's daughter is a pretty attractive high school senior who probably isn't 18 yet. But it's weird enough that I'm having dinner my professor's house so I'll stop there. After eating my dad leaves to go somewhere and says he will be back to pick us up in an hour. Out of nowhere the old guy asks me if I would like some wine. Maybe he remembers that I got an A in his class so I agree. Because I'm bad at this I drink half a glass and then chicken out
Also, we were assigned a group project in psych class so I had trouble finding a group because (1) I'm not very sociable and (2) I walked into class late that day. It's always pretty embarrassing no matter how many times it happens when the professor asks you if you have a group and you say no and then he asks the whole class if I can join any of their groups and I'm standing in a corner petrified and trying to sink into the floor
But anyway, this group finally says ok to the idea. There's a preppy black guy, a petite blonde girl with glasses, and a petite Asian girl who I remember seeing somewhere but can't remember where. So anyway we all exchange email addresses and phone numbers. Since I'm pretty bad with girls I realize this is a good opportunity for me to text/flirt with one of the girls in my group because I have finally have two girls numbers and act like it's for an educational reason. I'm aiming for the blonde girl at first until I see her kissing some guy (probably her boyfriend) after class. She doesn't seem like a whore so I'm guessing it was her boyfriend
So I start texting the Asian girl on Friday. At first it's strictly related to the group project, then I ask her about the class in general, like when is the next exam, then I start asking her about her other classes she's taking. From there she probably gets the sign I'm being overly friendly/creepy and she ignores me for a few hours until Saturday around 2PM. Because I'm slightly intoxicated after drinking at my professor's house, I accidentally text her that I'd like to have some coffee with her to discuss our group project and then profess my love for the Titanic theme song:
Well, on the bright side of things, it can't possibly get any worse.