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NeuroticPsychosis
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States322 Posts
January 13 2014 03:44 GMT
#1
So, a pretty crazy thing happened this weekend. Actually two crazy things

First, the holiday season is over so that means no more dreaded family parties or my parents friends coming to our house or us going to their houses. But apparently my parents had met this guy at Costco and he invited my family to go his house for dinner on Saturday. This guy they met was actually my dad's college friend which was weird enough. After I go their house I find out this guy was actually my economics professor from last semester. Thankfully it was an intro class (and so a large lecture class) so he doesn't appear to recognize me

Turns out he has 2 kids: a seventh grade boy who is literally obsessed with video games and has a Gamecube, Xbox 360, PS3, Xbox One, and a Wii U, but literally the only games he has are Mario games. The guy's daughter is a pretty attractive high school senior who probably isn't 18 yet. But it's weird enough that I'm having dinner my professor's house so I'll stop there. After eating my dad leaves to go somewhere and says he will be back to pick us up in an hour. Out of nowhere the old guy asks me if I would like some wine. Maybe he remembers that I got an A in his class so I agree. Because I'm bad at this I drink half a glass and then chicken out

Also, we were assigned a group project in psych class so I had trouble finding a group because (1) I'm not very sociable and (2) I walked into class late that day. It's always pretty embarrassing no matter how many times it happens when the professor asks you if you have a group and you say no and then he asks the whole class if I can join any of their groups and I'm standing in a corner petrified and trying to sink into the floor

But anyway, this group finally says ok to the idea. There's a preppy black guy, a petite blonde girl with glasses, and a petite Asian girl who I remember seeing somewhere but can't remember where. So anyway we all exchange email addresses and phone numbers. Since I'm pretty bad with girls I realize this is a good opportunity for me to text/flirt with one of the girls in my group because I have finally have two girls numbers and act like it's for an educational reason. I'm aiming for the blonde girl at first until I see her kissing some guy (probably her boyfriend) after class. She doesn't seem like a whore so I'm guessing it was her boyfriend

So I start texting the Asian girl on Friday. At first it's strictly related to the group project, then I ask her about the class in general, like when is the next exam, then I start asking her about her other classes she's taking. From there she probably gets the sign I'm being overly friendly/creepy and she ignores me for a few hours until Saturday around 2PM. Because I'm slightly intoxicated after drinking at my professor's house, I accidentally text her that I'd like to have some coffee with her to discuss our group project and then profess my love for the Titanic theme song:



Well, on the bright side of things, it can't possibly get any worse.

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lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
January 13 2014 03:51 GMT
#2
did you smell her jacket

I always turn off my phone when I drink. It's a bad idea to have a phone while drinking.
AdministratorYOU MUST HEED MY INSTRUCTIONS TAKE OFF YOUR THIIIINGS
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
January 13 2014 04:03 GMT
#3
What are the signs I should look for to determine if a young woman is a whore?
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
CecilSunkure
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2829 Posts
January 13 2014 04:09 GMT
#4
On January 13 2014 12:51 lichter wrote:
did you smell her jacket

I always turn off my phone when I drink. It's a bad idea to have a phone while drinking.

wow some words of wisdom I think I'll glean from.
EJK
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States1302 Posts
January 13 2014 04:12 GMT
#5
wat mario games on xbox360 and xbox one? I've been trying to find some good mari games for years for xbox
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jcroisdale
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1543 Posts
January 13 2014 04:18 GMT
#6
Maybe the reason you have trouble find a group is cause you hit on them/////////
"I think bringing a toddler to a movie theater is a terrible idea. They are too young to understand what is happening it would be like giving your toddler acid. Bad idea." - Sinensis
NeuroticPsychosis
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States322 Posts
January 13 2014 04:18 GMT
#7
On January 13 2014 13:12 Smurfett3 wrote:
wat mario games on xbox360 and xbox one? I've been trying to find some good mari games for years for xbox

I don't know I was going to ask him what other games he had but he was kind of arrogant. Like I wanted to play Mario Kart or Super Smash Brothers Brawl both games that he had but he seemed pretty insistent on making me play Mario Party for whatever reason
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blabber
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4448 Posts
January 13 2014 04:59 GMT
#8
it was a good attempt. learn from it and try again with another
blabberrrrr
ruiyang
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
252 Posts
January 13 2014 05:00 GMT
#9
Umm.. so what are the 2 crazy things that happened?

I don't get it. Your life must be awesome
Laurens
Profile Joined September 2010
Belgium4552 Posts
January 13 2014 10:23 GMT
#10
NeuroticPsychosis blogs always deliver.
VanSCPurge
Profile Joined November 2012
United States169 Posts
January 13 2014 10:52 GMT
#11
So.... did she say yes? (Maybe it's obvious but I've gotten date from equally awkward conversations, haha)
"Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." -S. Holmes
LaNague
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany9118 Posts
January 13 2014 14:05 GMT
#12
well, thats one less group that will take you next assignment.
rafaliusz
Profile Joined December 2009
Poland482 Posts
January 13 2014 14:20 GMT
#13
I love this blog, it seems so real and is about everyday life situations unlike all the other blogs.
3772
Profile Joined May 2010
Czech Republic434 Posts
January 13 2014 15:50 GMT
#14
One glass of wine isn't drinking son.
kitaman27 *
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9245 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-13 20:26:31
January 13 2014 20:26 GMT
#15
As someone who watched Titanic for the first time last night (better 16 years late than never), I can confirm the beauty of the titanic theme. Perhaps you should sing it to her when you meet?

Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you,
That is how I know you go on

I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean not that fancy store bought dirt. That stuffs loaded with nutrients. I... I can't compete with that stuff.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45078 Posts
January 15 2014 00:59 GMT
#16
On January 13 2014 13:18 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 13 2014 13:12 Smurfett3 wrote:
wat mario games on xbox360 and xbox one? I've been trying to find some good mari games for years for xbox

I don't know I was going to ask him what other games he had but he was kind of arrogant. Like I wanted to play Mario Kart or Super Smash Brothers Brawl both games that he had but he seemed pretty insistent on making me play Mario Party for whatever reason


Because Bumper Balls.

On January 13 2014 13:03 Jerubaal wrote:
What are the signs I should look for to determine if a young woman is a whore?


1. Blonde.
2. Blonde.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
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