EPTThe first time we met you ignored me because you said I lived in a area which you couldn't possibly be associated with.That's fine,I took no offense to it and waited for you.Gradually you became bigger and finally after a few years you accepted me and so our relationship began.
You took a lot of money from me that first year dear ISP,but you know,I had no choice,I needed someone to satisfy my needs and you were the only one around.This sounds cruel but the amount you charged me,I feel like I was the one on the bottom every time.I didn't complain,I just used a lot of lube,unclenched my anus as best as I could and said "do what you gotta do".
But more and more ISPs came around,pretty ones at that.I started yelling at you,threatened I would leave,said a lot of mean things I wouldn't even say to my worst enemy and I could tell my dear ISP,you feared I was going to leave you.
So now you started sending me gifts,offered me better conditions in which we could be happy together and as in any first relationship,naively I believed you.I began to think you outgrew your greedy phase and started believing in us.Even though it was a rocky start I believed me could make it work.
Well,dear ISP,it just didn't work out after all and I'm going to have to leave you.
It's not because you're infrastructure is shit,it's not because I have to call you every other week to fix your shit,not about the countless hardcore characters you killed off by now,not about the raids you fucked over,not about the amount of lings that ran into my base,not about those lol and dota games you decided to remove me from,I'm not even mad,dear ISP,that you tried to kill me once.
You said it was unintentional but I'm not so sure about that at this point.
I have to leave just because I feel like it's time to test the waters out a little bit for myself,I'm young,I have money,so I figure why not.Even if everyone is telling me you are the best around and that we should stay together,I just think that we should take some time off.I'm not saying I won't be back and even if I end up with a ISP that will treat me worse,I just have to give it a shot.Maybe I will come back eventually and learn to appreciate you,but for now
au revoir,my dear ISP.
