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eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
April 30 2013 03:31 GMT
#1
...that isn't related to sex?

I obviously could fill one up with water and use it as a fun water balloon. Maybe I can even freeze it to later use as an icy morning-star.

I once saw a Youtube video of a girl putting them on her legs like socks. Weird stuff.

And I once saw a couple of videos of guys inflating them to ridiculous sizes by holding them out the window of a speeding car on a highway.

Obviously, it could be used as a rubber-band substitute in a pinch. The rubber/latex does have some crafting use. If I was out in a forest and happened to be carrying condoms, maybe they might help my survival in the event I need something repaired but don't have a rubber band

Perhaps I could fill one up with catnip and see what my cat makes of it, though the durability will be in question. Then again, my cat is a lazy piece of lard that can't kill a mouse, let alone a condom catnip bag.

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FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5008 Posts
April 30 2013 03:48 GMT
#2
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I make ninja turtles out of mine..... you need the magnum size though so no worry's if your unfamiliar with the green ones!
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
SecondHand
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States329 Posts
April 30 2013 03:51 GMT
#3
5/5 Would read again.
Ladder more, win less
BisuEver
Profile Joined May 2010
United States247 Posts
April 30 2013 03:53 GMT
#4
On April 30 2013 12:31 eviltomahawk wrote:
Perhaps I could fill one up with catnip and see what my cat makes of it, though the durability will be in question. Then again, my cat is a lazy piece of lard that can't kill a mouse, let alone a condom catnip bag.

So what does your cat do instead?
http://us.battle.net/d3/en/blog/10873775/pa-presents-diablo-iii-console-comic-by-katie-rice-9-13-2013
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
April 30 2013 03:55 GMT
#5
Hey I heard about a video of a girl eating a tampon so...
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-30 03:58:37
April 30 2013 03:58 GMT
#6
Something really cool you can do is fill it up with a gelatin like substance and make a squish ball/cylinder pretty much. There are a lot of creative things you can do with it actually. I would suggest, outside of sex, condoms actually make great balloons for balloon animals, if you get colored ones, they hold air well and are exceptionally durable compared to the normal bargain bin balloon. Get FuDDx in here lol.

EDIT: I got sniped by the man himself lol.
User was warned for too many mimes.
nohbrows
Profile Joined February 2011
United States653 Posts
April 30 2013 04:06 GMT
#7
I heard they're great for making Microphones waterproof? Not sure if there is any truth to this statement though.
Seizon Senryaku!
eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
April 30 2013 04:17 GMT
#8
On April 30 2013 12:53 BisuEver wrote:
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On April 30 2013 12:31 eviltomahawk wrote:
Perhaps I could fill one up with catnip and see what my cat makes of it, though the durability will be in question. Then again, my cat is a lazy piece of lard that can't kill a mouse, let alone a condom catnip bag.

So what does your cat do instead?

Sleep and drink out of the toilet.
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Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
April 30 2013 04:17 GMT
#9
Use it as a jello mold.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50114 Posts
April 30 2013 04:48 GMT
#10
think mcGuyver
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Qwyn
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2779 Posts
April 30 2013 04:51 GMT
#11
FuDDx, LOL.

One of my best buds soaked a condom in oil or lube, put it on a stick, and ran around poking people with it. Condom slingshits (yes, slingshits).
"Think of the hysteria following the realization that they consciously consume babies and raise the dead people from their graves" - N0
TheKwas
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Iceland372 Posts
April 30 2013 05:02 GMT
#12
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A bungee jumper took the plunge using a rope made out of condoms – which luckily worked without splitting or snapping.

Veteran jumper Carl Dionisio said he created the unusual 30-metre rope to recreate “the virgin buzz” of his very first bungee.

But he admitted that he was in a state of panic leading up to the jump, fearing the latex rope might let him down.

Portuguese-born Carl carried out the jump in his adopted home city of Durban in South Africa, 15 years after his first bungee.

He said he and friend Michael “Sniper” Xaba soent four months making the rope out of 18,500 condoms.

Carl, 37, said: “It was difficult as the condoms are slippery. When we tied knots they would just slip out.

“Latex is latex. But the cord was based on a mathematical formula and although I was 99 per cent sure that it would work, my stomach was in a knot for a month before the jump.”

http://metro.co.uk/2008/04/21/bungee-jumper-uses-30m-condom-rope-93683/
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3291 Posts
April 30 2013 05:19 GMT
#13
blow a balloon
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
April 30 2013 05:34 GMT
#14
Rubber-flavored bubble gum?
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
April 30 2013 05:38 GMT
#15
On April 30 2013 14:34 Disregard wrote:
Rubber-flavored bubble gum?

How does lubed latex taste like? I'd rather not find out myself if it's not tasty. Then again, there are flavored condoms, but I currently do not own any of them.
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RowdierBob
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Australia13004 Posts
April 30 2013 05:50 GMT
#16
Snort it.
"Terrans are pretty much space-Australians" - H
rabidch
Profile Joined January 2010
United States20289 Posts
April 30 2013 05:55 GMT
#17
On April 30 2013 14:02 TheKwas wrote:
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Show nested quote +
10Use ← → keys to
A bungee jumper took the plunge using a rope made out of condoms – which luckily worked without splitting or snapping.

Veteran jumper Carl Dionisio said he created the unusual 30-metre rope to recreate “the virgin buzz” of his very first bungee.

But he admitted that he was in a state of panic leading up to the jump, fearing the latex rope might let him down.

Portuguese-born Carl carried out the jump in his adopted home city of Durban in South Africa, 15 years after his first bungee.

He said he and friend Michael “Sniper” Xaba soent four months making the rope out of 18,500 condoms.

Carl, 37, said: “It was difficult as the condoms are slippery. When we tied knots they would just slip out.

“Latex is latex. But the cord was based on a mathematical formula and although I was 99 per cent sure that it would work, my stomach was in a knot for a month before the jump.”

http://metro.co.uk/2008/04/21/bungee-jumper-uses-30m-condom-rope-93683/

what a genius idea... hahah
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spinesheath
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany8679 Posts
April 30 2013 06:39 GMT
#18
On April 30 2013 12:31 eviltomahawk wrote:
Obviously, it could be used as a rubber-band substitute in a pinch. The rubber/latex does have some crafting use. If I was out in a forest and happened to be carrying condoms, maybe they might help my survival in the event I need something repaired but don't have a rubber band

If you needed stuff for survival, chances are you're better off trying to use a condom to store fresh water.
If you have a good reason to disagree with the above, please tell me. Thank you.
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
April 30 2013 06:47 GMT
#19
You can use a condom to cover the end of an assault rifle in muddy/sandy conditions, to prevent fouling of the barrel/receiver. The cover is flimsy enough that you can shoot through it in emergency conditions without really affecting the accuracy of your first shot.
Что?
sob3k
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States7572 Posts
April 30 2013 06:56 GMT
#20
Anal, its totally not sex.
In Hungry Hungry Hippos there are no such constraints—one can constantly attempt to collect marbles with one’s hippo, limited only by one’s hippo-levering capabilities.
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