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[F]6: Seared Salmon Benedicts

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Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
April 04 2013 07:05 GMT
#1
Fblog Session 6:
Seared Salmon Benedicts


Introduction

Almost nobody hates eggs benedicts. I was going to say "nobody" period, but Google search turns up 27 results for "I hate eggs benedict", which means there are at least 27 people out there who suck and don't count. The rest of the population of the world is then split into two categories: people who love eggs benedict, and people who haven't had it but want to try. Up until yesterday I was in the latter category of people. But no more! It is definitely a dish everyone should try at least once in their lifetime.

Eggs benedict are a sort of super project for people who love to cook and are still learning how. It teaches you how to clarify butter, how to make hollandaise sauce, and how poach eggs; all very useful tools for many other dishes.

Ingredients

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Serving someone eggs benedict - useful for when you're trying to give someone heart disease and still have them think they like you the entire time.

Cooking + Prep time: 1 hour
Serves Two*

6 eggs**
2 1/2 sticks butter + 2 tablespoons, OR 1 cup clarified butter + 2 tablespoon unclarified butter
1 English muffin
1 tbsp water
2 tsp lemon juice
1 tsp salt
1 tsp ground white pepper
2 four-ounce (120g) portions of salmon
1 tsp cayenne pepper (optional)
1 tbsp finely chopped parsley (garnish, optional)

*There is enough hollandaise in this recipe for 20 benedicts. Take this into consideration when scaling the recipe for a large crowd.
**You will need four yolks plus two whole eggs. Use the freshest eggs possible for best results in terms of both taste and cooking.

Cooking

Clarified butter is (probably, I never actually checked) available for purchase at your local grocery store. However, if you, like me, don't have any, you will have to make some yourself. Take a small pot and place it over the stove at the lowest heat you can manage. Place your sticks of butter into the pan and let them melt.

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They're melt their way into your heart, then clog it up and kill you.

After 20-30 minutes, you will have a layer of white scum floating atop a pool of piss-colored oil (poetry was never my strength). Use a spoon to scoop the stuff off the top. Then, if you have a cheese cloth, pour the melted butter into a container covered by the cheese cloth. Otherwise, do your best to siphon out as much of the white solids as you can.

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A Chinese man will tell you this represents Yin and Yang in perfect balance. A Frenchman will tell you the Chinese man is lying, you should scoop out that white shit because it's ruining your ability to make a good hollandaise.

Now, crack four eggs and separate the yolks out into a glass or metal bowl. Bring a pot of water to a bare simmer. Whisk the yolks until they are slightly paler in color and a bit foamy. Meanwhile, prepare your lemon juice and have your clarified butter in a pourable container within easy reach. You will need these ingredients in short order soon.

Start by whisking the egg yolks by themselves over the pot of barely simmering water. The bowl of egg yolks should benefit from the heat of the water, but the bottom of the bowl should not touch the water. Then, add a small amount of butter into the egg yolks and whisk to incorporate. Each time the butter is incorporated, add another bit of butter, in slowly increasing amounts, until all the butter has been whisked into the egg yolk. The sauce should start to thicken slightly. Add lemon juice, salt, pepper, and cayenne pepper (optional). Whisk to combine, then take it off heat.

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You could probably make this sauce look really nice by having good lighting and some fancy shaped porcelain container as its receptacle, set on a table with a clean patterned tablecloth overlooking an open window that shows the house is situated near a cliff with a view of the blue ocean. And maybe a pretty girl with nice tits is standing next to the table wearing a summer dress. If a picture is worth a thousand words this caption would really have to be really really long in order to be its equal.

Now, either using the same pot of water or a separate pot, keep (or bring) the water to/at a bare simmer and add a splash of vinegar. Slice your English muffin in half lengthwise and begin toasting it. Heat up two tablespoons of butter in a non-stick pan over high heat. When the butter in the pan stops bubbling, add the salmon. You want to sear it quickly on both sides to give it a bit of brown without overcooking the fish, about a minute or two on both sides depending on the power of your stove.

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One smells like fish, is soft to the touch, and is pink and moist, the other is a fillet of salmon.

Have two eggs on hand. When the pot of water comes to a bare simmer, crack the eggs and gently release them into the water as close to the water as you can. Do not disturb the water while cooking. Let the eggs cook for about 4 minutes, or until the whites are cooked and the yolk is still runny. Gently lift the eggs out of the water and trim off the excess ribbons of white from the main mass.

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The asparagus in this meal is like the diet coke in a Big Mac combo meal, it keeps things healthy.

Assemble your benedicts: place half an English muffin as the base, a piece of salmon, then the poached egg on top. Generously spoon (but do not drench) hollandaise onto each benedict. Serve immediately.

The general rule about hollandaise is that it should be used (or frozen, according to some sources) within two hours of creation, before the raw egg yolks become a health concern. Plan accordingly if you are serving to many guests for an occasion.

The Result

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Might as well spread the love.

I had a mouth orgasm on the first bite. That is all.



Conclusion

Sorry about the photos, they did not come out as well as I thought they would. Maybe I can try cooking at an earlier time when the lighting is better. But it was certainly one of the best dishes I've had in recent memory. Try it sometime, you or whoever you make it for won't be disappointed.

Questions, comments, and criticisms are always welcome. All of my past food blogs can be found consolidated on my main food blog,

http://foodinmind.wordpress.com

Until next time, make sure to eat a healthy, low fat diet and avoid high-cholesterol foods such as egg yolks.

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r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14080 Posts
April 04 2013 08:13 GMT
#2
Oh my, this looks insane. Especially because you seemed to have mastered poached eggs now - Any new secrets how to get those right?

Random tip I learned from my grandmother when it comes to salmon:
Turn your heat to where it would take you like 2-3 minute from each side until it's done (2/3rd of max in my case), cook it from one side, then turn the heat off, turn it to the other side, add the lid, and let it finish with 3-5 minutes on the other side. You still get the "brownish" color on both sides, it's easier to prevent cooking it not long enough and you circumvent the "fuck it was in too long now it's dry"-problem.
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Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
April 04 2013 08:25 GMT
#3
Simmering water with a neutral vinegar is the standard trick to making good poached eggs.
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FiBsTeR
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States415 Posts
April 04 2013 08:25 GMT
#4
I don't think all that butter will fit into my diet but the pictures were much appreciated.
Isualin
Profile Joined March 2011
Germany1903 Posts
April 04 2013 16:57 GMT
#5
I love reading food blogs but this one has way too much butter in it. Looking good anyways
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docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
April 04 2013 19:09 GMT
#6
On April 05 2013 01:57 Isualin wrote:
I love reading food blogs but this one has way too much butter in it. Looking good anyways

Hollondaise is worth it .
User was warned for too many mimes.
Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-04 20:11:39
April 04 2013 20:06 GMT
#7
On April 04 2013 17:13 r.Evo wrote:
Oh my, this looks insane. Especially because you seemed to have mastered poached eggs now - Any new secrets how to get those right?

Random tip I learned from my grandmother when it comes to salmon:
Turn your heat to where it would take you like 2-3 minute from each side until it's done (2/3rd of max in my case), cook it from one side, then turn the heat off, turn it to the other side, add the lid, and let it finish with 3-5 minutes on the other side. You still get the "brownish" color on both sides, it's easier to prevent cooking it not long enough and you circumvent the "fuck it was in too long now it's dry"-problem.


The restaurant I work at does poached eggs for breakfast. I don't work breakfast, but from what I've seen poached eggs are actually pretty forgiving. The only three real things you should pay attention to is to add a splash of vinegar, make sure the water is at a bare simmer (a large pot of water helps ensure the water temperature doesn't drop too much when the eggs hit the water) and crack the eggs close to the surface of the water. One of the cooks likes to stir the water to flow in a circle before cracking the eggs, I'm not sure what that does.

On April 04 2013 17:25 FiBsTeR wrote:
I don't think all that butter will fit into my diet but the pictures were much appreciated.


The recipe makes over a cup of hollandaise though. Ideally you will only eat one or two benedicts for breakfast, and use maybe 3-4 tablespoons (1/5-1/6 of the batch) of hollandaise for two benedicts. It's a good amount, but not huge.
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d3_crescentia
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4054 Posts
April 05 2013 00:42 GMT
#8
A Chinese man will actually tell you that butter is for pig westerners, because it doesn't exist in the traditional Chiense diet, so...
once, not long ago, there was a moon here
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
April 05 2013 04:12 GMT
#9
I eat less butter than that in a year =_=
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EpiK
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5757 Posts
April 05 2013 11:39 GMT
#10
wow
DusTerr
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
2520 Posts
April 05 2013 13:30 GMT
#11
that looks amazing!
Advantageous
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
China1350 Posts
April 05 2013 22:58 GMT
#12
The amount of butter in this recipe is too damn high!
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AoN.DimSum
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States2983 Posts
April 07 2013 00:38 GMT
#13
Nothing wrong with butter, its a good health food! One of the only sources of k2 I think.

food pic looks great!
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Myles
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States5162 Posts
April 07 2013 00:59 GMT
#14
Yea, I'm one of the 27 people who doesn't like eggs benedict, and it's actually because of the hollandaise.
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farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18857 Posts
April 07 2013 03:12 GMT
#15
The people in this thread who are scoffing at that amount of butter ought to probably avoid a lot of French cuisine, especially the fancy stuff. Hollandaise is only the beginning lol.
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