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LtOin
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Belgium19 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-03 23:09:36
March 03 2013 23:02 GMT
#1
I can see it now. At the release of HotS protoss is able to win one last tournament thanks to Rain, but that's where it stops. Not a single protoss is able to reach the semi-finals any more. They get knocked out left and right, only able to barely take any maps. At one point it seems that hope is restored, MC and Parting reach the semi-finals and face off against each other. They both get disqualified for use of doping. An interview reveals they were both just sick of seeing their brethren lose and wanted to give people hope again, yet they only succeed in depriving the people of two more of their heroes from days gone by.

Protoss morale is at its absolute worst. Forums everywhere are alight with protoss balance whine, but no matter how hard Blizzard buffs them, the other races seem to always be one step ahead.
Then Legacy of the Void is announced. No one seems interested because msot Protoss players have quit the game or changed race. The beta is released and Zerg and Terrans swarm to fill the Grandmaster league. After a while however something weird happens. A lone P is rising among the T's and Z's. A player named as so many others |||||||||||||, but there is something different about this one. He plays Protoss.
The internet is going crazy trying to figure out who this mystery hero of Aiur is.
A release tournament is announced by Blizzard, the biggest prize pool in Starcraft yet. It will be a tournament to rival The International and it will happen in October. Blizzard invites the top players from both Terran and Zerg sides. But there is only one Protoss player invited. The mystery man from the ladder. He shows up to the tournament completely covered except for his hands.
The mystery man schools all of his opponents and Protoss players around the world are cautiously regaining hope. Then he is up against Hero in the semi-finals who has long since switched to Terran and has since become even better than his teammate Taeja. Even the powered up Hero has no chance against the masked stranger. Being the mannered guy he is he gets up to give his opponent a handshake and congratulate him on getting to the finals. As soon as he gets in the booth and grabs the hand of this mysterious stranger he feels something familiar. He apologizes to the man and runs out of the booth, headed straight for the practice area. Nazgul runs after his player to see if he can comfort him, he sees Hero loading up a game on ladder. He is playing Protoss.
The stranger then has a couple of close games against Flash in the finals, but even the ultimate weapon couldn't get more than 2 wins in the best of 7 series.
As the masked man is led to the center of the stage cheers erupt from everywhere. A chant begins, but since no one knows the name of the masked man only one word seems appropriate. "Protoss".
Finally the man is handed his trophy and asked by the hostess "Who are you?"
The man takes the microphone in his hand and says one word that silenced the entire crowd before erupting in even more cheering and screaming. That word is "Arbiterssss."

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Harrad
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
1003 Posts
March 03 2013 23:06 GMT
#2
Haha, nice story. let's hope for the best
CatNzHat
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States1599 Posts
March 03 2013 23:18 GMT
#3
6/5 for "Arbiterssszzrz"
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
March 04 2013 00:33 GMT
#4
So, Nony is going to wear a burka to a tournament where you're not required to sign any papers with your name/personal information?
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
WikidSik
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Canada382 Posts
March 04 2013 00:33 GMT
#5
im listening to huk play the protoss campaign. with all the protoss voices and reading blog. I just started crying (literally). great story, but i hope he comes back before LotV
Iv been here for 5.5 years. My other accounts are named "Sonu" and "Dalroti" || I had some more but I cant find them XD || known in sc2 as "Sonu"
JaKaTaKSc2
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States2787 Posts
March 04 2013 00:53 GMT
#6
Excellent read. NonY will probably always be my favorite protoss player either way
Commentatorhttps://www.youtube.com/JaKaTaKtv
CrazyF1r3f0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2120 Posts
March 04 2013 01:04 GMT
#7
11/5 for the punchline.
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery."
UmbraaeternuS
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Chile476 Posts
March 04 2013 02:36 GMT
#8
WTF.
500/5 if I could.
Arbitersssssss

Nony, we love you <3
therealwinters - Skype / @DrUmbra - Twitter // "There is nothing more cool than being proud of the things that you love" - Sean "Day[9]" Plott <3
SC2Phoenix
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2814 Posts
March 04 2013 03:04 GMT
#9
The punchline was perfect. 5/5
Who the fuck has a family of fucking trees? This song is so god damn stupid. Fuck you song, fuck you and your stupid trees. -itmeJP
imJealous
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1382 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-04 04:49:57
March 04 2013 04:49 GMT
#10
On March 04 2013 09:33 ninazerg wrote:
So, Nony is going to wear a burka to a tournament where you're not required to sign any papers with your name/personal information?

Comments like this blow my mind... Its like a TL movie thread XD... Never mind the entire story - THERE IS A PLOT HOLE GUYS!
... In life very little goes right. "Right" meaning the way one expected and the way one wanted it. One has no right to want or expect anything.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44329 Posts
March 04 2013 05:19 GMT
#11
Hopefully, Tyler returns

On March 04 2013 09:33 ninazerg wrote:
So, Nony is going to wear a burka to a tournament where you're not required to sign any papers with your name/personal information?


I love how the rest of the story was completely feasible in your mind but only the hidden identity part was clearly bullshit.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
March 04 2013 05:42 GMT
#12
Love it, great punchline.
BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
March 04 2013 05:59 GMT
#13
LOL good story, don't get the punchline though ><
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
March 04 2013 07:46 GMT
#14
On March 04 2013 14:59 BigFan wrote:
LOL good story, don't get the punchline though ><


How have you not seen this?



Brindled
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States508 Posts
March 04 2013 09:31 GMT
#15
LOL Arbiterssssss.
We're going to miss you NonY <3
Ua Mau ke Ea o ka ʻĀina i ka Pono @TL_Brindled11
josemb40
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Peru611 Posts
March 04 2013 16:16 GMT
#16
nony ftw, nice writing :D
wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
arcHoniC
Profile Joined January 2011
United States141 Posts
March 04 2013 16:28 GMT
#17
gave me chills :D
'Let's lock the doors and make these guys play all night!' - Tasteless
Facultyadjutant
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
Sweden1876 Posts
March 04 2013 23:22 GMT
#18
5/5 <3
#1 FAN OF TERRY THE INTERN - NONY AND IDRA NUMBER #1, EVERY DAY. AXIOM MANOR - Axiom: Ryung, Alicia, Heart and Crank under the Don TotalBiscuit and the Donnesa Genna Bain- Join the family http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=396090#2
Glueburn
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States496 Posts
March 05 2013 17:23 GMT
#19
this is the shit <3

Love me some NonY
Sometimes you have to play a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis
Ushio
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada868 Posts
March 05 2013 19:04 GMT
#20
Hes a little affected by substances
http://myanimelist.net/profile/billng
pestilenz
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Denmark379 Posts
March 06 2013 00:35 GMT
#21
I smiled a lot while reading this ^^

GL to NonY - hope to see more of him again soon!
You can attack with this?!
Brindled
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States508 Posts
March 06 2013 03:22 GMT
#22
You should submit this story to the TL HOTS launch contest under fanfiction. I daresay it will be a solid contender.
Ua Mau ke Ea o ka ʻĀina i ka Pono @TL_Brindled11
LtOin
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Belgium19 Posts
March 06 2013 11:07 GMT
#23
The deadline just passed for that D: Didn't know about it.
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