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MaximusT
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United States126 Posts
January 15 2013 05:15 GMT
#1
Please read. I welcome all comments, both positive and negative, but please refrain from trolling for sake of trolling

So the other night, I was thinking about Starcraft, and how I play the game. I was pissed because I had lost a couple 1v1 matches in a row. I had to stop and think about the game and how it really affects me.

A lot of us have a competitive side, and strive to be the best of the best. Raging, tilting, and generally being a dick are a few side effects of playing this wondrous game created by Blizzard. But then I took a step back, and realized that it's a fucking game!

I was talking to my friend Josh, and I came up with this:

[image loading]

The Starcraft II Pledge.

I love to trollololol noobs, but it's not worth being pissed about. Right?

Let's all take a step back and face the truth. We're never going to be pros. We're not Scarlett or Stephano, MKP or MVP, Creator nor are we MC. We're iTeach and DrChildEater. Maximus and Olie and RufiosBlade. People you've never ever heard of. Nor will you most likely, unless you get selected in a Funday Monday.

So relax please. This has probably been posted 500 million times before, but as they say on imgur, if I haven't seen it, it's new to me. It is a game, and you would be wise to remember that. Already I like playing Starcraft a lot more than I did a week ago. Here's to my ascent to diamond! Lots of smileys.



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I like the building position. Optimized to let the other player penetrate his anal crevice as easily as possible, it's good. - Destiny
AgentW
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States7725 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-15 05:21:15
January 15 2013 05:20 GMT
#2
I've heard of Rufio, and he's a badass. RUFIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who's the bigger scrub, the scrub, or the scrub who loses to him?
MaximusT
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United States126 Posts
January 15 2013 05:22 GMT
#3
On January 15 2013 14:20 AgentW wrote:
I've heard of Rufio, and he's a badass. RUFIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not the one I know he's actually really bad
I like the building position. Optimized to let the other player penetrate his anal crevice as easily as possible, it's good. - Destiny
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
January 15 2013 05:25 GMT
#4
Imgur always has the best sayings LOL.
User was warned for too many mimes.
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
January 15 2013 05:31 GMT
#5
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
AgentW
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States7725 Posts
January 15 2013 05:38 GMT
#6
On January 15 2013 14:31 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

This guy got it :D
Who's the bigger scrub, the scrub, or the scrub who loses to him?
Zariel
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Australia1285 Posts
January 15 2013 05:48 GMT
#7
*Raises hand in testimony*
"Hi I'm (insert name), it has been 3 weeks in I last raged at over some incompetent noob who got lucky and proxy raxed me when I got too greedy and didn't drone scout."
sup
AFKing
Profile Joined January 2013
128 Posts
January 15 2013 06:00 GMT
#8
BM makes the game go round.
evaunit01
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States512 Posts
January 15 2013 06:58 GMT
#9
On January 15 2013 14:48 Zariel wrote:
*Raises hand in testimony*
"Hi I'm (insert name), it has been 3 weeks in I last raged at over some incompetent noob who got lucky and proxy raxed me when I got too greedy and didn't drone scout."


hahaha that is a good one.
Gamertag: William T. Riker - My life for Aiur!
Kuni
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Austria765 Posts
January 15 2013 08:10 GMT
#10
But, but ... hate is the best fuel there ever was and ever will be !
bonus vir semper tiro
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