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Something unexplainable happened one Halloween on Teamliquid. With EffervescentAureola getting banned only a few weeks after his BFF StateofReverie received a 90 Day Temp Ban, Liquidians were faced with fears that they would be unable to reach their daily quotas of stupid bullshit. One man by the name of Rusty Eyeballs, a hero of sorts, rose to the challenge barely an hour after EA's ban. He took time out of his day, probably dozens of seconds, to compile compelling evidence - including his anecdotal ladder experience and statistics that exist probably - to tell us that there's, like, "totally a lot of zerg players you guys."
Immediately we could feel our "stupid bullshit" meters soar to safe, sustainable levels even in the absence of AE, SoR, and any particular drama. But it didn't stop there. Soon after, we saw our first copycat hero. A man named Mrvoodoochild1, perhaps with good intentions, created another thread where he cleverly replaced the word "zerg" with "protoss." Clearly a work of comic genius, but he could have never known the horror it would trigger. Quickly we saw more copycat heroes emerge, overflowing the site with very dangerous levels of stupid bullshit.
We can see in the four closed copycat threads that have arisen at the time of my writing, none of them have any mod comments written in them. This shows that the stupid bullshit has started to overwhelm the moderators already. They have the strength to close the thread but are then too tired to comment on it. At this rate, who knows how long the levees of moderation can hold back the stupid bullshit? When will it get through to the innocent ESPORTS fans on the inside? We cannot afford to find out.
There is only one man who can save us from the clutches of stupid bullshit. One man who has shown an unrivaled control over stupid bullshit, knowing just when to use it and when to mysteriously disappear after introducing it. So please, when next Tuesday's Election rolls around, vote Rusty Eyeballs for next TL moderator. Thank you.
I'm not Rusty Eyeballs (thankfully) and I approve of this message.
 
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I had some notes to help my lecture on this topic but i poked holes through all of them and ate them
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Stupid Bullshit Flooding www.reddit.com/r/sta - nvm
I can't finish my clever quip the stupid bullshit has gotten to me too 
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the bullshit level is too damn high!
i am glad sanity some seeps through every now and then.
good read, thank you.
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On October 30 2012 07:58 CecilSunkure wrote:![[image loading]](http://www.teamliquid.net/staff/Chill/theproblemwiththestratforum.jpg) I think it's 2 years later or so.
I think this fine work of Art by CecilSunkure fits the situation pretty well...
I guess it is just normal that we see an in explosion in idiocy. Much more TLers since SC2=more idiots
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It's not made by Cecil, it's by Chill from 2 years ago
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On November 01 2012 08:08 marttorn wrote:
It's not made by Cecil, it's by Chill from 2 years ago
Then I am sorry that I gave credit to the wrong person. With the new info the work of art becomes even more remarkable. CecilSunkure is an ass for hurting the copyright laws though
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I blame The Community. They're always at it for this kind of stuff.
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That zergs flooding NA ladder OP is so terrible, don't know why it wasn't closed immediately. "Hey guys I played a ton of zerg in plat today and also theres some study that I can't be bothered to find that supports this." Within a page, it turns into a general "zerg op", "zerg easy race" whine-fest. A year or two ago it was "Protoss super ez, zerg is the real mans race!"
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Still the best SNR (signal to noise ratio) of any website. You could try to promote quality posts instead of whining about the noise.
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I like it when threads complaining about moderation and threads complaining about bad threads that have been closed are both active at the same time. It's like seeing fire and water meet. And like when fire and water meet air loses no matter which side wins. I am not air or water or fire. I am earth. I do not give a fuck which side wins because I will not remember either side after I have outlasted them.
Be like me.
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A blog about bullshit must be full of bullshit. Incept-a-bullshit at its finest.
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Oh shit I totally forgot StateofReverie got banned........ That explains the lack of blogs to keep me entertained hah!
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On November 01 2012 08:06 AngryMag wrote:Show nested quote +On October 30 2012 07:58 CecilSunkure wrote:I think it's 2 years later or so. I think this fine work of Art by CecilSunkure fits the situation pretty well... I guess it is just normal that we see an in explosion in idiocy. Much more TLers since SC2=more idiots
Actually Chill drew that back in 2010.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=154560#11
It was bad then, it is way worse now.
edit:Shit someone already said it
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On November 01 2012 08:06 AngryMag wrote:Show nested quote +On October 30 2012 07:58 CecilSunkure wrote:I think it's 2 years later or so. I think this fine work of Art by CecilSunkure fits the situation pretty well... I guess it is just normal that we see an in explosion in idiocy. Much more TLers since SC2=more idiots
Don't forget the influx of LoL and dota2 players as well.
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The original zerg thread has been closed, without moderator comment ofc.
Nice try, fair warrior Rusty Eyeballs
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You can thank me for getting AE banned.
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On November 01 2012 08:21 Probe1 wrote:
I like it when threads complaining about moderation and threads complaining about bad threads that have been closed are both active at the same time. It's like seeing fire and water meet. And like when fire and water meet air loses no matter which side wins. I am not air or water or fire. I am earth. I do not give a fuck which side wins because I will not remember either side after I have outlasted them.
Be like me.
Dude, you're clearly Heart. Stop bullshitting and accept it.
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![[image loading]](http://www.coolhunting.com/2011/04/04/captainplanet2.jpg)
go eat your ice cream.
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I find it kind of sad that the blog section is sort of the cause of some of this. SoR and AE just shit it up there. They posted tons of absolute crap that took 10 min to make and posted it every 10 min. It was kind of sad for a guy like me who puts time and effort into his blogs to see a lof of their stuff just clog it up. It's not a problem when someone has 2 blogs up in the blog area at the same time, its a problem when it's AE or SoR because before you click on it, you know its a [girl] blog or a [stupid] blog with 0 time taken to create it, which makes me sad. I don't like shitting on other people, in fact I hate it, but most of their blogs are just terribad. I think the bullshit level will go down soon.
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On November 01 2012 13:56 docvoc wrote:
I find it kind of sad that the blog section is sort of the cause of some of this. SoR and AE just shit it up there. They posted tons of absolute crap that took 10 min to make and posted it every 10 min. It was kind of sad for a guy like me who puts time and effort into his blogs to see a lof of their stuff just clog it up. It's not a problem when someone has 2 blogs up in the blog area at the same time, its a problem when it's AE or SoR because before you click on it, you know its a [girl] blog or a [stupid] blog with 0 time taken to create it, which makes me sad. I don't like shitting on other people, in fact I hate it, but most of their blogs are just terribad. I think the bullshit level will go down soon.
Blogshit is endemic throughout the internet, and always has been, throughout the shitosphere (erm, blogosphere). Blog is a four letter word, which if you get all numerological on it, will add up to shit.
There has not been a quality blog in the internet, ever. Some are very good, but still slip just below the limbo demarcation of "HOLY SHIT EVERYONE MUST READ THIS NOW SO THEIR EYEBALLS WILL EXPLODE FROM THE SHEER AWESOME!" I think that's the point of blogs, generally... it takes the place of journaling for the compulsive diarist. And have you read some of that crap from back when most everyone kept a diary? blech.
Girl blogs are the worst. Except for boy blogs. Except for impassioned pleas about the state of (insert race here). Except for all of the ways that BW/SC2/LoL/Dota2/WC3/Super Mario Bros is better than anything else. Except for any of my replies to any topic, ever.
TL; dr - it's all shit man. Some of it just smells better, or contains useful bits of information.
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On November 01 2012 16:46 felisconcolori wrote:Show nested quote +On November 01 2012 13:56 docvoc wrote:
I find it kind of sad that the blog section is sort of the cause of some of this. SoR and AE just shit it up there. They posted tons of absolute crap that took 10 min to make and posted it every 10 min. It was kind of sad for a guy like me who puts time and effort into his blogs to see a lof of their stuff just clog it up. It's not a problem when someone has 2 blogs up in the blog area at the same time, its a problem when it's AE or SoR because before you click on it, you know its a [girl] blog or a [stupid] blog with 0 time taken to create it, which makes me sad. I don't like shitting on other people, in fact I hate it, but most of their blogs are just terribad. I think the bullshit level will go down soon. Blogshit is endemic throughout the internet, and always has been, throughout the shitosphere (erm, blogosphere). Blog is a four letter word, which if you get all numerological on it, will add up to shit. There has not been a quality blog in the internet, ever. Some are very good, but still slip just below the limbo demarcation of "HOLY SHIT EVERYONE MUST READ THIS NOW SO THEIR EYEBALLS WILL EXPLODE FROM THE SHEER AWESOME!" I think that's the point of blogs, generally... it takes the place of journaling for the compulsive diarist. And have you read some of that crap from back when most everyone kept a diary? blech. Girl blogs are the worst. Except for boy blogs. Except for impassioned pleas about the state of (insert race here). Except for all of the ways that BW/SC2/LoL/Dota2/WC3/Super Mario Bros is better than anything else. Except for any of my replies to any topic, ever. TL; dr - it's all shit man. Some of it just smells better, or contains useful bits of information.
So true about blogging being the new journaling. It's even quicker to type than to write. Now you can get every single bit of the crazies out of your head daily, or multiple times a day with twitter/facebook/smartphones. That's where I really got sad. Now you can mini blog about the meal you just ate or the stupid song lyric you just heard. Everything is getting shorter and more compact and shitty : (
I remember keeping track of my university life back in first year. You know, what I did that day, how much my roommates suck, etc. Thought it would be nice to remember all the good times I had when I was 30 or 50 or whatever. Then in 2nd year I read it all and instantly tossed all the notebooks in the trash. A lot of nothing was written.
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There's no definite way to stop the bullshit, but what we can do is report it. To those who have the report button, make use of it. To those that don't, PM the mods with the permalink. If we all do our part, TL can become better.
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On November 01 2012 18:44 Azera wrote:
There's no definite way to stop the bullshit, but what we can do is report it. To those who have the report button, make use of it. To those that don't, PM the mods with the permalink. If we all do our part, TL can become better.
Out of curiosity, who doesn't have a report button?
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On November 01 2012 19:25 Khalum wrote:Show nested quote +On November 01 2012 18:44 Azera wrote:
There's no definite way to stop the bullshit, but what we can do is report it. To those who have the report button, make use of it. To those that don't, PM the mods with the permalink. If we all do our part, TL can become better. Out of curiosity, who doesn't have a report button?
Don't quote me on this - users who have not been on the site for a year.
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On November 01 2012 19:25 Khalum wrote:Show nested quote +On November 01 2012 18:44 Azera wrote:
There's no definite way to stop the bullshit, but what we can do is report it. To those who have the report button, make use of it. To those that don't, PM the mods with the permalink. If we all do our part, TL can become better. Out of curiosity, who doesn't have a report button?
Me. Hopefully in 27 days, I will have one.
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On November 01 2012 19:26 Azera wrote:Show nested quote +On November 01 2012 19:25 Khalum wrote:On November 01 2012 18:44 Azera wrote:
There's no definite way to stop the bullshit, but what we can do is report it. To those who have the report button, make use of it. To those that don't, PM the mods with the permalink. If we all do our part, TL can become better. Out of curiosity, who doesn't have a report button? Don't quote me on this - users who have not been on the site for a year.
That is accurate.
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lol the wave of idiots makes me laugh, feels like you attended a troll festival or somethin.
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On November 01 2012 19:57 Probe1 wrote:Show nested quote +On November 01 2012 19:26 Azera wrote:On November 01 2012 19:25 Khalum wrote:On November 01 2012 18:44 Azera wrote:
There's no definite way to stop the bullshit, but what we can do is report it. To those who have the report button, make use of it. To those that don't, PM the mods with the permalink. If we all do our part, TL can become better. Out of curiosity, who doesn't have a report button? Don't quote me on this - users who have not been on the site for a year. That is accurate.
hey! hey, you! you quoted him! he specifically said don't qu... wait... so did i! oh the humanity.
i am scared of losing my reporting priviligies, so my heart sinks everytime i do it. when it's already reported it's a bittersweet feeling, on one hand the report i just attempted was probably justified and my priviliges was never in danger, but on the other hand i was late to the party.
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On November 01 2012 08:49 DanLee wrote:Show nested quote +On November 01 2012 08:06 AngryMag wrote:On October 30 2012 07:58 CecilSunkure wrote:I think it's 2 years later or so. I think this fine work of Art by CecilSunkure fits the situation pretty well... I guess it is just normal that we see an in explosion in idiocy. Much more TLers since SC2=more idiots Don't forget the influx of LoL and dota2 players as well.
lol and dota 2 forums are generally okay. sc2 forums on the other hand...
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On November 01 2012 21:00 nunez wrote:Show nested quote +On November 01 2012 19:57 Probe1 wrote:On November 01 2012 19:26 Azera wrote:On November 01 2012 19:25 Khalum wrote:On November 01 2012 18:44 Azera wrote:
There's no definite way to stop the bullshit, but what we can do is report it. To those who have the report button, make use of it. To those that don't, PM the mods with the permalink. If we all do our part, TL can become better. Out of curiosity, who doesn't have a report button? Don't quote me on this - users who have not been on the site for a year. That is accurate. hey! hey, you! you quoted him! he specifically said don't qu... wait... so did i! oh the humanity.
Hah! That's funny.
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On November 01 2012 08:49 DanLee wrote:Show nested quote +On November 01 2012 08:06 AngryMag wrote:On October 30 2012 07:58 CecilSunkure wrote:I think it's 2 years later or so. I think this fine work of Art by CecilSunkure fits the situation pretty well... I guess it is just normal that we see an in explosion in idiocy. Much more TLers since SC2=more idiots Don't forget the influx of LoL and dota2 players as well.
I'd say the vast majority of LoL players stay secluded in their little subforum to avoid overzealous Dota and SC2 fans.
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Oh my god that picture of chill... I laughed so hard my room mates came over to ask what was up
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On November 02 2012 01:17 laLAlA[uC] wrote:
Oh my god that picture of chill... I laughed so hard my room mates came over to ask what was up
What did your room mates think about it? Did they find it funny? Then what happened?
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On November 02 2012 01:01 Hyren wrote:Show nested quote +On November 01 2012 08:49 DanLee wrote:On November 01 2012 08:06 AngryMag wrote:On October 30 2012 07:58 CecilSunkure wrote:I think it's 2 years later or so. I think this fine work of Art by CecilSunkure fits the situation pretty well... I guess it is just normal that we see an in explosion in idiocy. Much more TLers since SC2=more idiots Don't forget the influx of LoL and dota2 players as well. I'd say the vast majority of LoL players stay secluded in their little subforum to avoid overzealous Dota and SC2 fans.
I feel this is accurate. I stay hidden in the LoL subforum and visit BW every once in a while to say hi to my old friends.
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I know this is entirely shameless bump, but nobody reads the blog section anyway so I don't think it matters too much :D
Just want to point out that our hero is at it again
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Nothing wrong with shitty blogs. They're self-contained, when you think about it. You have to go to their bullshit. Seems harmless.
My only complaint is that EA/SoR/TT/New guy comment on their own, and each others', blogs. Even though they're all the same person. Have some dignity!
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This is saddening for me because the two of them made me look good by comparison. Ratings are after all relative.
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On November 05 2012 13:26 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
This is saddening for me because the two of them made me look good by comparison. Ratings are after all relative.
That's some good shit.
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