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Road to Getting Laid - Part 3 - Page 2

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Clazziquai10
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Singapore1949 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-10-13 17:02:50
October 13 2012 16:49 GMT
#21
On October 13 2012 13:38 Particle wrote:
Arc, are you just writing this to brag about the amount of attention you are receiving? I read most of this third blog, and....from how you describe these interactions you could easily bang the majority of these chicks with very little effort.

The hipster girl: You don't understand, the fact that this girl "flirts" with you AND she is attending a concert WITH YOU means she is already ready already. Of course I am assuming she really is flirting with you. By how you sound, there is a good chance you are already balls deep in the friendzone my friend, and unfortunately ( from what I have seen in friends and my little brother) there is no pulling out of that once you are in. Vagina is not something to fear, or to be placed on a pedestal or strategically pondered over. It gets wet just like you get hard. You get hard a lot? Guarantee she gets fuckin wet A LOT.

You speak " play my cards right " but I want you to understand that she has already unlocked the door for you. She has said "come in". If you stand outside for hours, days, months analyzing how you put your feet in she will start to think YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED. She will wonder what is wrong with her. She will wonder if she said something wrong. She will wonder if she stinks/ is ugly/ too fat/ not right for you.

Clearly she enjoys the person you are. She is going to a concert with you......You say she flirts....You need not doing anything more.

Take this girl out. Talk like you always do, laugh, flirt etc but now BE A MAN AND SHOW HER YOU WANT TO FUCK. BECAUSE WOMEN WANT TO FUCK.

I met a secretary a month ago. Our interaction with one another was 1-2 minutes whenever I would come in to drop a package. Not much room for maneuvering. I called her on her work line. Asked her out. On the second date she blew me. Next one I plowed her in the pool, on the pool decking and on the patio furniture. Before this happened we had spoke on the phone for a few hours total, had sushi together and went for a hike. Not much money spent. The point is i made her feel sexy. I made her feel like I wanted her and that is that. Take control. Don't be shy. Vaginas crave penis.

Goodluck sir. stop over thinking and never put yourself in a friend relationship with the apple of your eye


I literally rolled on the floor pounding my fists on the ground crying with laughter as I read this.

This man speaketh the truth.
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-10-13 20:42:36
October 13 2012 20:39 GMT
#22
Here's why you haven't kissed/banged any girls, you're in the FRIENDZONE, girls are terrible friends (I know like 1 exception to this rule and we dated before we became friends.). If you meet a girl either persue them romantically and make it clear you are within a certain time period or it's over. Trying to become friends first shows a lack of balls which girls don't respect and will almost never get you anywhere.

also:

There are other girls too, who will talk to me during class, and do things like rub my hair when they walk by me or write stuff like "I love you" in my notes and draw smiley faces on my arm. Usually I go with it and laugh, sometimes I get red, other times, I just say "Fuck off". I'm really not sure how to react to this sort of behavior, because some of them could truly like me, some could just be flirtatious whores.


haha right now you're 'the gay friend' bro
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
October 13 2012 20:49 GMT
#23
On October 14 2012 01:49 Clazziquai10 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 13 2012 13:38 Particle wrote:
Arc, are you just writing this to brag about the amount of attention you are receiving? I read most of this third blog, and....from how you describe these interactions you could easily bang the majority of these chicks with very little effort.

The hipster girl: You don't understand, the fact that this girl "flirts" with you AND she is attending a concert WITH YOU means she is already ready already. Of course I am assuming she really is flirting with you. By how you sound, there is a good chance you are already balls deep in the friendzone my friend, and unfortunately ( from what I have seen in friends and my little brother) there is no pulling out of that once you are in. Vagina is not something to fear, or to be placed on a pedestal or strategically pondered over. It gets wet just like you get hard. You get hard a lot? Guarantee she gets fuckin wet A LOT.

You speak " play my cards right " but I want you to understand that she has already unlocked the door for you. She has said "come in". If you stand outside for hours, days, months analyzing how you put your feet in she will start to think YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED. She will wonder what is wrong with her. She will wonder if she said something wrong. She will wonder if she stinks/ is ugly/ too fat/ not right for you.

Clearly she enjoys the person you are. She is going to a concert with you......You say she flirts....You need not doing anything more.

Take this girl out. Talk like you always do, laugh, flirt etc but now BE A MAN AND SHOW HER YOU WANT TO FUCK. BECAUSE WOMEN WANT TO FUCK.

I met a secretary a month ago. Our interaction with one another was 1-2 minutes whenever I would come in to drop a package. Not much room for maneuvering. I called her on her work line. Asked her out. On the second date she blew me. Next one I plowed her in the pool, on the pool decking and on the patio furniture. Before this happened we had spoke on the phone for a few hours total, had sushi together and went for a hike. Not much money spent. The point is i made her feel sexy. I made her feel like I wanted her and that is that. Take control. Don't be shy. Vaginas crave penis.

Goodluck sir. stop over thinking and never put yourself in a friend relationship with the apple of your eye


I literally rolled on the floor pounding my fists on the ground crying with laughter as I read this.

This man speaketh the truth.


He speaks the truth but the OP is obviously in high school, girls in high school are not looking to get laid.
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
October 13 2012 21:00 GMT
#24
Also the fact that you're making blogs about the road to getting laid is why you're not getting laid.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32046 Posts
October 14 2012 01:02 GMT
#25
that chick who is hitting you is into rough sex. that shit is foreplay. donkey punch her when she isnt looking
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GhostOwl
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
766 Posts
October 14 2012 02:43 GMT
#26
At least this isn't as bad as the 2 pillow situation
Bagration
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States18282 Posts
October 14 2012 04:21 GMT
#27
On October 14 2012 10:02 QuanticHawk wrote:
that chick who is hitting you is into rough sex. that shit is foreplay. donkey punch her when she isnt looking


Congrats, you have just gotten sex advice from a progamer. I declare this blog successful.
Team Slayers, Axiom-Acer and Vile forever
Wintex
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Norway16838 Posts
October 14 2012 16:13 GMT
#28
On October 14 2012 10:02 QuanticHawk wrote:
that chick who is hitting you is into rough sex. that shit is foreplay. donkey punch her when she isnt looking


You have a fan the next tournament.
The Bomber boy
ymir233
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States8275 Posts
October 14 2012 18:27 GMT
#29
On October 13 2012 12:31 acgFork wrote:
Anyway, I'm getting lots of vibes from like 4-5 girls at the moment, and I'm not sure how to cross the awkward bridge from the Land of Two Friends Who Like Eachother And Flirt A Great Deal to the Valley of A Couple Who Make Out And Bang.

....

There are other girls too, who will talk to me during class, and do things like rub my hair when they walk by me or write stuff like "I love you" in my notes and draw smiley faces on my arm.  Usually I go with it and laugh, sometimes I get red, other times, I just say "Fuck off".  I'm really not sure how to react to this sort of behavior, because some of them could truly like me, some could just be flirtatious whores.


Too many girls love you, the only way out is the harem end.
Come motivate me to be cynical about animus at http://infinityandone.blogspot.com/ // Stork proxy gates are beautiful.
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10341 Posts
October 14 2012 19:45 GMT
#30
I'm not entirely convinced that you're being completely honest in these blogs.
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
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