• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 04:04
CEST 10:04
KST 17:04
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Code S RO4 & Finals Preview: herO, Rogue, Classic, GuMiho0TL Team Map Contest #5: Presented by Monster Energy4Code S RO8 Preview: herO, Zoun, Bunny, Classic7Code S RO8 Preview: Rogue, GuMiho, Solar, Maru3BGE Stara Zagora 2025: Info & Preview27
Community News
Classic & herO RO8 Interviews: "I think it’s time to teach [Rogue] a lesson."1Rogue & GuMiho RO8 interviews: "Lifting that trophy would be a testament to all I’ve had to overcome over the years and how far I’ve come on this journey.3Code S RO8 Results + RO4 Bracket (2025 Season 2)11BGE Stara Zagora 2025 - Replay Pack2Weekly Cups (June 2-8): herO doubles down1
StarCraft 2
General
Code S RO4 & Finals Preview: herO, Rogue, Classic, GuMiho Classic & herO RO8 Interviews: "I think it’s time to teach [Rogue] a lesson." Rogue & GuMiho RO8 interviews: "Lifting that trophy would be a testament to all I’ve had to overcome over the years and how far I’ve come on this journey. I have an extra ticket to the GSL Ro4/finals The SCII GOAT: A statistical Evaluation
Tourneys
RSL: Revival, a new crowdfunded tournament series [GSL 2025] Code S: Season 2 - Ro8 - Group A [GSL 2025] Code S: Season 2 - Ro8 - Group B SOOPer7s Showmatches 2025 Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament
Strategy
[G] Darkgrid Layout Simple Questions Simple Answers [G] PvT Cheese: 13 Gate Proxy Robo
Custom Maps
[UMS] Zillion Zerglings
External Content
Mutation # 477 Slow and Steady Mutation # 476 Charnel House Mutation # 475 Hard Target Mutation # 474 Futile Resistance
Brood War
General
BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ Recent recommended BW games BW General Discussion FlaSh Witnesses SCV Pull Off the Impossible vs Shu StarCraft & BroodWar Campaign Speedrun Quest
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues [BSL 2v2] ProLeague Season 3 - Friday 21:00 CET Small VOD Thread 2.0 [BSL20] ProLeague Bracket Stage - Day 4
Strategy
I am doing this better than progamers do. [G] How to get started on ladder as a new Z player
Other Games
General Games
Path of Exile Nintendo Switch Thread Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Beyond All Reason What do you want from future RTS games?
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread Vanilla Mini Mafia
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine UK Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Vape Nation Thread
Fan Clubs
Maru Fan Club Serral Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Korean Music Discussion [Manga] One Piece
Sports
2024 - 2025 Football Thread NHL Playoffs 2024 TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 Formula 1 Discussion
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
A Better Routine For Progame…
TrAiDoS
StarCraft improvement
iopq
Heero Yuy & the Tax…
KrillinFromwales
I was completely wrong ab…
jameswatts
Need Your Help/Advice
Glider
Trip to the Zoo
micronesia
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 27771 users

Road to Getting Laid - Part 3

Blogs > acgFork
Post a Reply
Normal
acgFork
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Canada397 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-01 17:29:25
October 13 2012 03:31 GMT
#1


*
acgFork 208
galtdunn
Profile Joined March 2011
United States977 Posts
October 13 2012 04:11 GMT
#2
Is this high school or college or what?
Currently editing items in the DotA 2 wiki. PM for questions/suggestions.
Slaughter
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States20254 Posts
October 13 2012 04:22 GMT
#3
From the behavior of the girls described it sounds like 8th grade lol. Probably high school tho
Never Knows Best.
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-10-13 04:38:39
October 13 2012 04:36 GMT
#4
Y'know, I had a bunch of things to say.
But honestly, at your age and in your situation and with you overthinking things I'll just say:

Dude, be cool

seriously, just act natural.

edit: fuckit;

+ Show Spoiler +
1. I don't think this is one of the dangers or even really relevant to dopamine.

Anyway, I'm getting lots of vibes from like 4-5 girls at the moment, and I'm not sure how to cross the awkward bridge from the Land of Two Friends Who Like Each other And Flirt A Great Deal to the Valley of A Couple Who Make Out And Bang.


2. Probably because you're looking at it the wrong way and thinking they're natural steps to take rather than a gradual process of constantly testing boundaries and relationships comfortability levels. I get that you're young and your hormones are going crazy, but you're aiming for goals rather than just walking the path towards experimentation.

There is no road to getting laid, this isn't American Pie. It's just a road going the places you make with another person, just go do shit together, make out if you feel the spontaneous feeling of xyz neurological chemical releases and that's it.
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Particle
Profile Joined July 2010
United States31 Posts
October 13 2012 04:38 GMT
#5
Arc, are you just writing this to brag about the amount of attention you are receiving? I read most of this third blog, and....from how you describe these interactions you could easily bang the majority of these chicks with very little effort.

The hipster girl: You don't understand, the fact that this girl "flirts" with you AND she is attending a concert WITH YOU means she is already ready already. Of course I am assuming she really is flirting with you. By how you sound, there is a good chance you are already balls deep in the friendzone my friend, and unfortunately ( from what I have seen in friends and my little brother) there is no pulling out of that once you are in. Vagina is not something to fear, or to be placed on a pedestal or strategically pondered over. It gets wet just like you get hard. You get hard a lot? Guarantee she gets fuckin wet A LOT.

You speak " play my cards right " but I want you to understand that she has already unlocked the door for you. She has said "come in". If you stand outside for hours, days, months analyzing how you put your feet in she will start to think YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED. She will wonder what is wrong with her. She will wonder if she said something wrong. She will wonder if she stinks/ is ugly/ too fat/ not right for you.

Clearly she enjoys the person you are. She is going to a concert with you......You say she flirts....You need not doing anything more.

Take this girl out. Talk like you always do, laugh, flirt etc but now BE A MAN AND SHOW HER YOU WANT TO FUCK. BECAUSE WOMEN WANT TO FUCK.

I met a secretary a month ago. Our interaction with one another was 1-2 minutes whenever I would come in to drop a package. Not much room for maneuvering. I called her on her work line. Asked her out. On the second date she blew me. Next one I plowed her in the pool, on the pool decking and on the patio furniture. Before this happened we had spoke on the phone for a few hours total, had sushi together and went for a hike. Not much money spent. The point is i made her feel sexy. I made her feel like I wanted her and that is that. Take control. Don't be shy. Vaginas crave penis.

Goodluck sir. stop over thinking and never put yourself in a friend relationship with the apple of your eye
StateofReverie
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States633 Posts
October 13 2012 04:42 GMT
#6
On October 13 2012 13:11 galtdunn wrote:
Is this high school or college or what?

17 senior high school
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
October 13 2012 04:42 GMT
#7
On October 13 2012 13:38 Particle wrote:
Arc, are you just writing this to brag about the amount of attention you are receiving? I read most of this third blog, and....from how you describe these interactions you could easily bang the majority of these chicks with very little effort.

The hipster girl: You don't understand, the fact that this girl "flirts" with you AND she is attending a concert WITH YOU means she is already ready already. Of course I am assuming she really is flirting with you. By how you sound, there is a good chance you are already balls deep in the friendzone my friend, and unfortunately ( from what I have seen in friends and my little brother) there is no pulling out of that once you are in. Vagina is not something to fear, or to be placed on a pedestal or strategically pondered over. It gets wet just like you get hard. You get hard a lot? Guarantee she gets fuckin wet A LOT.

You speak " play my cards right " but I want you to understand that she has already unlocked the door for you. She has said "come in". If you stand outside for hours, days, months analyzing how you put your feet in she will start to think YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED. She will wonder what is wrong with her. She will wonder if she said something wrong. She will wonder if she stinks/ is ugly/ too fat/ not right for you.

Clearly she enjoys the person you are. She is going to a concert with you......You say she flirts....You need not doing anything more.

Take this girl out. Talk like you always do, laugh, flirt etc but now BE A MAN AND SHOW HER YOU WANT TO FUCK. BECAUSE WOMEN WANT TO FUCK.

I met a secretary a month ago. Our interaction with one another was 1-2 minutes whenever I would come in to drop a package. Not much room for maneuvering. I called her on her work line. Asked her out. On the second date she blew me. Next one I plowed her in the pool, on the pool decking and on the patio furniture. Before this happened we had spoke on the phone for a few hours total, had sushi together and went for a hike. Not much money spent. The point is i made her feel sexy. I made her feel like I wanted her and that is that. Take control. Don't be shy. Vaginas crave penis.

Goodluck sir. stop over thinking and never put yourself in a friend relationship with the apple of your eye


LOOK AT WHAT YOUVE DONE, YOUVE MADE HIM SPEAK REDUNDANCIES N HIS SENTENCES!
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Prime`Rib
Profile Joined September 2010
United States613 Posts
October 13 2012 04:44 GMT
#8
You tried to fuck them so hard. That is why you got pretty fucking creepy.

Anyway, I am gonna help you try to get laid:

1. I need your picture. So I can estimate your chance if getting laid.

2. "Anyway, I'm getting lots of vibes from like 4-5 girls at the moment, and I'm not sure how to cross the awkward bridge from the Land of Two Friends Who Like Eachother And Flirt A Great Deal to the Valley of A Couple Who Make Out And Bang."

You are delusional right now. Let face it. You are their friend zone.

3. If you want to get laid, chance that you are not gonna fuck someone you like first. It is easier when you are 21 or in college because of alcohol; high school is a fucking challenge.

4. You have been watching porn/hentai? Cross that shit out of your mind. Shit doesnt work like that in real life unless of course you are paying to fuck someone.

Here is your current situation:
1. No girl likes you, maybe as a friend but not to the point taking your dick in their vagina.
2. Stop being creepy. Stop over texting and other shit.

Now go back to your school and find an average girl. Yes, average girl. You are not gonna fucking a 10.

Where to find them?

. Is there any club in your school? Go check them out. If you can find them in a club, chances that you can hold a conversation with them is pretty good because you already narrowed down the subject.

- Now set your own standard of how low you are willing to go to bang a girl. You should be able to find a decent girl by now if you are scouting all the club. Dont aim for hot girls, they are probably on some older dude's dick by now. Go for average. I repeat...Average.

- Rejection. You gonna deal with it. Can you take a girl rejection? Not all girl gonna accept you and you gonna be reject. You probably tell yourself that you can take rejection just fine. That is not the case. You gonna have rejection anxiety and you gonna have to deal with it. So the first few times, you will get rejected. Deal with it.

Once you find the girl, go over and nicely introduce yourself and ask for her name. Then compliment either their hairs or their eyes. Something simple like "Your hairstyle looks great on you or yours eyes are so pretty". That is it. Don't ask her out or anything. Do that to every single girl that you think you can get laid on and dont go for any further. If there are in the same classes, wait until they are separate. This is important, you need to watch how they dress for the next few days. Try to make eye contact with her. If she keeps look down when you made eye contact.You are getting closer to your goal. If she looks sideway, cross her out of your list. If she stared back at you, bitch is crazy. Dodge.

That is it for now. You should be doing this for the next 2 weeks.

Here is a few things you need to be ready for:

Where are you going to fuck?
Safe sex. Safe sex. Safe sex.
... funerals are insane, the chicks are so horny, its not even fair, its like fishing with dynamite ...
Particle
Profile Joined July 2010
United States31 Posts
October 13 2012 04:45 GMT
#9
I want to attempt to clarify " SHOW HER YOU WANT TO FUCK "

I do not mean tastelessly whip out your cock and say suck it bitch. I do not mean ask her "sup baby you wanna screw"

I am simply trying to convey that there is a huge difference between showing desire and being friendly. And friendly guys across the world will self-loath to the day they die about how assholes get all the chicks. Sure there are a ton of assholes getting chicks....however, there are a ton of dudes out there with just an average amount of confidence who understand what it is men and women belong doing together. Do not sit idly by and tell her you don't mind if she blows you off for Johnny YOU DO MIND. Do not let her walk all over you. And if this girl really likes you MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS YOU LIKE HER. You cant hope for her to make a move. Never hope she makes the first move. Do it. Or soon a man's man will come in and fuck the tar out of her and you will be the one who gets to enjoy the story when she calls you on the little princess phone you two went to best buy together for.
Particle
Profile Joined July 2010
United States31 Posts
October 13 2012 04:47 GMT
#10
Lol already ready already is from a very old wine cooler commercial I am 29 yrs old I knew what I was sayin but I guess the reference is lost upon a younger crowd.
Prime`Rib
Profile Joined September 2010
United States613 Posts
October 13 2012 04:49 GMT
#11
On October 13 2012 13:38 Particle wrote:
I met a secretary a month ago. Our interaction with one another was 1-2 minutes whenever I would come in to drop a package. Not much room for maneuvering. I called her on her work line. Asked her out. On the second date she blew me. Next one I plowed her in the pool, on the pool decking and on the patio furniture. Before this happened we had spoke on the phone for a few hours total, had sushi together and went for a hike. Not much money spent. The point is i made her feel sexy. I made her feel like I wanted her and that is that. Take control. Don't be shy. Vaginas crave penis.

Goodluck sir. stop over thinking and never put yourself in a friend relationship with the apple of your eye



He is in high school. All the girl that know the joy of penis is already fucking someone else. He is trying to learn his game. This is kinda of advice is the same as going to the bar and picked up chick.
... funerals are insane, the chicks are so horny, its not even fair, its like fishing with dynamite ...
Particle
Profile Joined July 2010
United States31 Posts
October 13 2012 04:52 GMT
#12
He is in high school. All the girl that know the joy of penis is already fucking someone else. He is trying to learn his game. This is kinda of advice is the same as going to the bar and picked up chick.


Prime....it was a simple paraphrased story to explain there is nothing to it. High school is no different. In fact one could say high school is even easier.
Particle
Profile Joined July 2010
United States31 Posts
October 13 2012 04:54 GMT
#13
Furthermore, there is no such thing as game. And picking up chicks at a bar is not ideal. Approach chicks with the mentality that game exists= fail.

And since I had a weekly interaction with that secretary it is quite different than approaching a stranger and dropping a pick up line.
Particle
Profile Joined July 2010
United States31 Posts
October 13 2012 04:57 GMT
#14
Arc since I wrote everything prior to this not knowing how old you are I am gonna say one more thing to make light of the situation. My high school story of losing my virginity

The girl was on top of me. We were grinding like innocent ignorant adolescents. I did not know what I was doing. I LITERALLY ASKED THIS QUESTION: " Can I touch your vagina with my penis?"

Pathetic right? Hell yeah. A little adorable but still from a grown mans eyes pathetic........but I got laid that afternoon.

Just go for it
Particle
Profile Joined July 2010
United States31 Posts
October 13 2012 05:08 GMT
#15
Christ I have been addressing you as ARC. I apologize. I just noticed my mistake.
babylon
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
8765 Posts
October 13 2012 05:15 GMT
#16
On October 13 2012 13:57 Particle wrote:
Arc since I wrote everything prior to this not knowing how old you are I am gonna say one more thing to make light of the situation. My high school story of losing my virginity

The girl was on top of me. We were grinding like innocent ignorant adolescents. I did not know what I was doing. I LITERALLY ASKED THIS QUESTION: " Can I touch your vagina with my penis?"

Pathetic right? Hell yeah. A little adorable but still from a grown mans eyes pathetic........but I got laid that afternoon.

Just go for it

Wow, and with that one line, you immediately jumped ahead of like ... 75% of TL. o.O
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5094 Posts
October 13 2012 05:27 GMT
#17
Ignore everything the female does that doesn't progress the game of seduction.

Man up. You sound like a little bitch. Girls realize that they are neurotic and emotional, so they don't need another wuss. They want to be lost in the confidence of a man.

Iron your clothes, brush your teeth, scrape your tongue, clip your nails etc. Be presentable. Smell nice.
You don't have to look like a hipster but some indication that you put effort into your clothes goes a long way. Shoes.

You must have confidence. Realize that if a girl doesn't like you it usually meant you were not able to communicate your worth to her clearly. See her rejection as her loss, not yours.

When you make eye contact with a pretty girl, don't look down at the floor. She will instantly file you as friendzone material. Give her a nod or a smile, an indication that you see her, or you can walk over and introduce yourself. The key is to not be obnoxious and aggressive, but if opportunity opens, you do not back down.

Girls like sex. Make no mistake. They just don't want to give it away to someone who didn't even put in any effort.

Keep all this in mind and stop worrying so much. If it goes then it goes, if it doesn't then it wasn't meant to be.
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
galtdunn
Profile Joined March 2011
United States977 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-10-13 09:04:19
October 13 2012 09:03 GMT
#18
The sex advice on TL is awful... Not in its content but in it's delivery. And their views of women.
Hell maybe even the content too, I can't even tell.

Honestly, head over to reddit. r/sex is fascinating. r/relationships might help too.
I read a couple of blogs like this on TL and the advice given makes me cringe.
Currently editing items in the DotA 2 wiki. PM for questions/suggestions.
Thrill
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
2599 Posts
October 13 2012 09:31 GMT
#19
On October 13 2012 12:31 acgFork wrote:
some could just be flirtatious whores.


Wtf?
Tommie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
China658 Posts
October 13 2012 16:05 GMT
#20
On October 13 2012 13:45 Particle wrote:
I want to attempt to clarify " SHOW HER YOU WANT TO FUCK "

I do not mean tastelessly whip out your cock and say suck it bitch. I do not mean ask her "sup baby you wanna screw"

I am simply trying to convey that there is a huge difference between showing desire and being friendly. And friendly guys across the world will self-loath to the day they die about how assholes get all the chicks. Sure there are a ton of assholes getting chicks....however, there are a ton of dudes out there with just an average amount of confidence who understand what it is men and women belong doing together. Do not sit idly by and tell her you don't mind if she blows you off for Johnny YOU DO MIND. Do not let her walk all over you. And if this girl really likes you MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS YOU LIKE HER. You cant hope for her to make a move. Never hope she makes the first move. Do it. Or soon a man's man will come in and fuck the tar out of her and you will be the one who gets to enjoy the story when she calls you on the little princess phone you two went to best buy together for.



Fuckin' love that last line.
But man, you gotta remember this dude is surrounded by high school girls and they can range from young women to big children. Some really don't know how to deal with a man who wants them.

Being a ho doesn't automatically make you "immoral" or a bad person, but it does make you a ho.
Clazziquai10
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Singapore1949 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-10-13 17:02:50
October 13 2012 16:49 GMT
#21
On October 13 2012 13:38 Particle wrote:
Arc, are you just writing this to brag about the amount of attention you are receiving? I read most of this third blog, and....from how you describe these interactions you could easily bang the majority of these chicks with very little effort.

The hipster girl: You don't understand, the fact that this girl "flirts" with you AND she is attending a concert WITH YOU means she is already ready already. Of course I am assuming she really is flirting with you. By how you sound, there is a good chance you are already balls deep in the friendzone my friend, and unfortunately ( from what I have seen in friends and my little brother) there is no pulling out of that once you are in. Vagina is not something to fear, or to be placed on a pedestal or strategically pondered over. It gets wet just like you get hard. You get hard a lot? Guarantee she gets fuckin wet A LOT.

You speak " play my cards right " but I want you to understand that she has already unlocked the door for you. She has said "come in". If you stand outside for hours, days, months analyzing how you put your feet in she will start to think YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED. She will wonder what is wrong with her. She will wonder if she said something wrong. She will wonder if she stinks/ is ugly/ too fat/ not right for you.

Clearly she enjoys the person you are. She is going to a concert with you......You say she flirts....You need not doing anything more.

Take this girl out. Talk like you always do, laugh, flirt etc but now BE A MAN AND SHOW HER YOU WANT TO FUCK. BECAUSE WOMEN WANT TO FUCK.

I met a secretary a month ago. Our interaction with one another was 1-2 minutes whenever I would come in to drop a package. Not much room for maneuvering. I called her on her work line. Asked her out. On the second date she blew me. Next one I plowed her in the pool, on the pool decking and on the patio furniture. Before this happened we had spoke on the phone for a few hours total, had sushi together and went for a hike. Not much money spent. The point is i made her feel sexy. I made her feel like I wanted her and that is that. Take control. Don't be shy. Vaginas crave penis.

Goodluck sir. stop over thinking and never put yourself in a friend relationship with the apple of your eye


I literally rolled on the floor pounding my fists on the ground crying with laughter as I read this.

This man speaketh the truth.
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-10-13 20:42:36
October 13 2012 20:39 GMT
#22
Here's why you haven't kissed/banged any girls, you're in the FRIENDZONE, girls are terrible friends (I know like 1 exception to this rule and we dated before we became friends.). If you meet a girl either persue them romantically and make it clear you are within a certain time period or it's over. Trying to become friends first shows a lack of balls which girls don't respect and will almost never get you anywhere.

also:

There are other girls too, who will talk to me during class, and do things like rub my hair when they walk by me or write stuff like "I love you" in my notes and draw smiley faces on my arm. Usually I go with it and laugh, sometimes I get red, other times, I just say "Fuck off". I'm really not sure how to react to this sort of behavior, because some of them could truly like me, some could just be flirtatious whores.


haha right now you're 'the gay friend' bro
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
October 13 2012 20:49 GMT
#23
On October 14 2012 01:49 Clazziquai10 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 13 2012 13:38 Particle wrote:
Arc, are you just writing this to brag about the amount of attention you are receiving? I read most of this third blog, and....from how you describe these interactions you could easily bang the majority of these chicks with very little effort.

The hipster girl: You don't understand, the fact that this girl "flirts" with you AND she is attending a concert WITH YOU means she is already ready already. Of course I am assuming she really is flirting with you. By how you sound, there is a good chance you are already balls deep in the friendzone my friend, and unfortunately ( from what I have seen in friends and my little brother) there is no pulling out of that once you are in. Vagina is not something to fear, or to be placed on a pedestal or strategically pondered over. It gets wet just like you get hard. You get hard a lot? Guarantee she gets fuckin wet A LOT.

You speak " play my cards right " but I want you to understand that she has already unlocked the door for you. She has said "come in". If you stand outside for hours, days, months analyzing how you put your feet in she will start to think YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED. She will wonder what is wrong with her. She will wonder if she said something wrong. She will wonder if she stinks/ is ugly/ too fat/ not right for you.

Clearly she enjoys the person you are. She is going to a concert with you......You say she flirts....You need not doing anything more.

Take this girl out. Talk like you always do, laugh, flirt etc but now BE A MAN AND SHOW HER YOU WANT TO FUCK. BECAUSE WOMEN WANT TO FUCK.

I met a secretary a month ago. Our interaction with one another was 1-2 minutes whenever I would come in to drop a package. Not much room for maneuvering. I called her on her work line. Asked her out. On the second date she blew me. Next one I plowed her in the pool, on the pool decking and on the patio furniture. Before this happened we had spoke on the phone for a few hours total, had sushi together and went for a hike. Not much money spent. The point is i made her feel sexy. I made her feel like I wanted her and that is that. Take control. Don't be shy. Vaginas crave penis.

Goodluck sir. stop over thinking and never put yourself in a friend relationship with the apple of your eye


I literally rolled on the floor pounding my fists on the ground crying with laughter as I read this.

This man speaketh the truth.


He speaks the truth but the OP is obviously in high school, girls in high school are not looking to get laid.
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
October 13 2012 21:00 GMT
#24
Also the fact that you're making blogs about the road to getting laid is why you're not getting laid.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32046 Posts
October 14 2012 01:02 GMT
#25
that chick who is hitting you is into rough sex. that shit is foreplay. donkey punch her when she isnt looking
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
GhostOwl
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
766 Posts
October 14 2012 02:43 GMT
#26
At least this isn't as bad as the 2 pillow situation
Bagration
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States18282 Posts
October 14 2012 04:21 GMT
#27
On October 14 2012 10:02 QuanticHawk wrote:
that chick who is hitting you is into rough sex. that shit is foreplay. donkey punch her when she isnt looking


Congrats, you have just gotten sex advice from a progamer. I declare this blog successful.
Team Slayers, Axiom-Acer and Vile forever
Wintex
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Norway16838 Posts
October 14 2012 16:13 GMT
#28
On October 14 2012 10:02 QuanticHawk wrote:
that chick who is hitting you is into rough sex. that shit is foreplay. donkey punch her when she isnt looking


You have a fan the next tournament.
The Bomber boy
ymir233
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States8275 Posts
October 14 2012 18:27 GMT
#29
On October 13 2012 12:31 acgFork wrote:
Anyway, I'm getting lots of vibes from like 4-5 girls at the moment, and I'm not sure how to cross the awkward bridge from the Land of Two Friends Who Like Eachother And Flirt A Great Deal to the Valley of A Couple Who Make Out And Bang.

....

There are other girls too, who will talk to me during class, and do things like rub my hair when they walk by me or write stuff like "I love you" in my notes and draw smiley faces on my arm.  Usually I go with it and laugh, sometimes I get red, other times, I just say "Fuck off".  I'm really not sure how to react to this sort of behavior, because some of them could truly like me, some could just be flirtatious whores.


Too many girls love you, the only way out is the harem end.
Come motivate me to be cynical about animus at http://infinityandone.blogspot.com/ // Stork proxy gates are beautiful.
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10341 Posts
October 14 2012 19:45 GMT
#30
I'm not entirely convinced that you're being completely honest in these blogs.
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
Normal
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 56m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
ProTech9
StarCraft: Brood War
Leta 397
TY 225
Nal_rA 223
Zeus 88
Barracks 30
ajuk12(nOOB) 22
Noble 18
Dota 2
XcaliburYe287
BabyKnight63
Counter-Strike
Stewie2K1008
Heroes of the Storm
Khaldor160
Other Games
summit1g4438
C9.Mang0991
ceh9629
WinterStarcraft463
Fuzer 206
kaitlyn40
Trikslyr17
Organizations
Dota 2
PGL Dota 2 - Secondary Stream5550
Other Games
gamesdonequick421
StarCraft: Brood War
UltimateBattle 26
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 13 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• LUISG 11
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
Dota 2
• lizZardDota2121
League of Legends
• Stunt422
Upcoming Events
SOOP
56m
sOs vs Percival
CranKy Ducklings
1h 56m
WardiTV Invitational
2h 56m
ByuN vs MaNa
MaxPax vs Solar
Reynor vs Creator
Gerald vs Spirit
Cheesadelphia
6h 56m
CSO Cup
8h 56m
BSL: ProLeague
9h 56m
Hawk vs UltrA
Sziky vs spx
TerrOr vs JDConan
GSL Code S
23h 56m
Rogue vs herO
Classic vs GuMiho
Sparkling Tuna Cup
1d 1h
BSL: ProLeague
1d 9h
Bonyth vs Dewalt
Cross vs Doodle
MadiNho vs Dragon
Replay Cast
1d 15h
[ Show More ]
Wardi Open
2 days
Replay Cast
2 days
Replay Cast
3 days
RSL Revival
3 days
Cure vs Percival
ByuN vs Spirit
RSL Revival
4 days
herO vs sOs
Zoun vs Clem
Replay Cast
4 days
The PondCast
5 days
RSL Revival
5 days
Serral vs SHIN
Solar vs Cham
Replay Cast
5 days
RSL Revival
6 days
Reynor vs Scarlett
ShoWTimE vs Classic
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

CSL Season 17: Qualifier 2
BGE Stara Zagora 2025
Heroes 10 EU

Ongoing

JPL Season 2
BSL 2v2 Season 3
BSL Season 20
KCM Race Survival 2025 Season 2
NPSL S3
Rose Open S1
CSL 17: 2025 SUMMER
2025 GSL S2
Murky Cup #2
BLAST.tv Austin Major 2025
ESL Impact League Season 7
IEM Dallas 2025
PGL Astana 2025
Asian Champions League '25
BLAST Rivals Spring 2025
MESA Nomadic Masters
CCT Season 2 Global Finals
IEM Melbourne 2025
YaLLa Compass Qatar 2025
PGL Bucharest 2025

Upcoming

Copa Latinoamericana 4
CSLPRO Last Chance 2025
CSLPRO Chat StarLAN 3
K-Championship
SEL Season 2 Championship
Esports World Cup 2025
HSC XXVII
Championship of Russia 2025
BLAST Open Fall 2025
Esports World Cup 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall Qual
IEM Cologne 2025
FISSURE Playground #1
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.