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Road to Getting Laid - Part 3
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acgFork
Canada397 Posts
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galtdunn
United States977 Posts
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Slaughter
United States20254 Posts
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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
But honestly, at your age and in your situation and with you overthinking things I'll just say: Dude, be cool seriously, just act natural. edit: fuckit; + Show Spoiler + 1. I don't think this is one of the dangers or even really relevant to dopamine. Anyway, I'm getting lots of vibes from like 4-5 girls at the moment, and I'm not sure how to cross the awkward bridge from the Land of Two Friends Who Like Each other And Flirt A Great Deal to the Valley of A Couple Who Make Out And Bang. 2. Probably because you're looking at it the wrong way and thinking they're natural steps to take rather than a gradual process of constantly testing boundaries and relationships comfortability levels. I get that you're young and your hormones are going crazy, but you're aiming for goals rather than just walking the path towards experimentation. There is no road to getting laid, this isn't American Pie. It's just a road going the places you make with another person, just go do shit together, make out if you feel the spontaneous feeling of xyz neurological chemical releases and that's it. | ||
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Particle
United States31 Posts
The hipster girl: You don't understand, the fact that this girl "flirts" with you AND she is attending a concert WITH YOU means she is already ready already. Of course I am assuming she really is flirting with you. By how you sound, there is a good chance you are already balls deep in the friendzone my friend, and unfortunately ( from what I have seen in friends and my little brother) there is no pulling out of that once you are in. Vagina is not something to fear, or to be placed on a pedestal or strategically pondered over. It gets wet just like you get hard. You get hard a lot? Guarantee she gets fuckin wet A LOT. You speak " play my cards right " but I want you to understand that she has already unlocked the door for you. She has said "come in". If you stand outside for hours, days, months analyzing how you put your feet in she will start to think YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED. She will wonder what is wrong with her. She will wonder if she said something wrong. She will wonder if she stinks/ is ugly/ too fat/ not right for you. Clearly she enjoys the person you are. She is going to a concert with you......You say she flirts....You need not doing anything more. Take this girl out. Talk like you always do, laugh, flirt etc but now BE A MAN AND SHOW HER YOU WANT TO FUCK. BECAUSE WOMEN WANT TO FUCK. I met a secretary a month ago. Our interaction with one another was 1-2 minutes whenever I would come in to drop a package. Not much room for maneuvering. I called her on her work line. Asked her out. On the second date she blew me. Next one I plowed her in the pool, on the pool decking and on the patio furniture. Before this happened we had spoke on the phone for a few hours total, had sushi together and went for a hike. Not much money spent. The point is i made her feel sexy. I made her feel like I wanted her and that is that. Take control. Don't be shy. Vaginas crave penis. Goodluck sir. stop over thinking and never put yourself in a friend relationship with the apple of your eye | ||
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StateofReverie
United States633 Posts
On October 13 2012 13:11 galtdunn wrote: Is this high school or college or what? 17 senior high school | ||
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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
On October 13 2012 13:38 Particle wrote: Arc, are you just writing this to brag about the amount of attention you are receiving? I read most of this third blog, and....from how you describe these interactions you could easily bang the majority of these chicks with very little effort. The hipster girl: You don't understand, the fact that this girl "flirts" with you AND she is attending a concert WITH YOU means she is already ready already. Of course I am assuming she really is flirting with you. By how you sound, there is a good chance you are already balls deep in the friendzone my friend, and unfortunately ( from what I have seen in friends and my little brother) there is no pulling out of that once you are in. Vagina is not something to fear, or to be placed on a pedestal or strategically pondered over. It gets wet just like you get hard. You get hard a lot? Guarantee she gets fuckin wet A LOT. You speak " play my cards right " but I want you to understand that she has already unlocked the door for you. She has said "come in". If you stand outside for hours, days, months analyzing how you put your feet in she will start to think YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED. She will wonder what is wrong with her. She will wonder if she said something wrong. She will wonder if she stinks/ is ugly/ too fat/ not right for you. Clearly she enjoys the person you are. She is going to a concert with you......You say she flirts....You need not doing anything more. Take this girl out. Talk like you always do, laugh, flirt etc but now BE A MAN AND SHOW HER YOU WANT TO FUCK. BECAUSE WOMEN WANT TO FUCK. I met a secretary a month ago. Our interaction with one another was 1-2 minutes whenever I would come in to drop a package. Not much room for maneuvering. I called her on her work line. Asked her out. On the second date she blew me. Next one I plowed her in the pool, on the pool decking and on the patio furniture. Before this happened we had spoke on the phone for a few hours total, had sushi together and went for a hike. Not much money spent. The point is i made her feel sexy. I made her feel like I wanted her and that is that. Take control. Don't be shy. Vaginas crave penis. Goodluck sir. stop over thinking and never put yourself in a friend relationship with the apple of your eye LOOK AT WHAT YOUVE DONE, YOUVE MADE HIM SPEAK REDUNDANCIES N HIS SENTENCES! | ||
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Prime`Rib
United States613 Posts
Anyway, I am gonna help you try to get laid: 1. I need your picture. So I can estimate your chance if getting laid. 2. "Anyway, I'm getting lots of vibes from like 4-5 girls at the moment, and I'm not sure how to cross the awkward bridge from the Land of Two Friends Who Like Eachother And Flirt A Great Deal to the Valley of A Couple Who Make Out And Bang." You are delusional right now. Let face it. You are their friend zone. 3. If you want to get laid, chance that you are not gonna fuck someone you like first. It is easier when you are 21 or in college because of alcohol; high school is a fucking challenge. 4. You have been watching porn/hentai? Cross that shit out of your mind. Shit doesnt work like that in real life unless of course you are paying to fuck someone. Here is your current situation: 1. No girl likes you, maybe as a friend but not to the point taking your dick in their vagina. 2. Stop being creepy. Stop over texting and other shit. Now go back to your school and find an average girl. Yes, average girl. You are not gonna fucking a 10. Where to find them? . Is there any club in your school? Go check them out. If you can find them in a club, chances that you can hold a conversation with them is pretty good because you already narrowed down the subject. - Now set your own standard of how low you are willing to go to bang a girl. You should be able to find a decent girl by now if you are scouting all the club. Dont aim for hot girls, they are probably on some older dude's dick by now. Go for average. I repeat...Average. - Rejection. You gonna deal with it. Can you take a girl rejection? Not all girl gonna accept you and you gonna be reject. You probably tell yourself that you can take rejection just fine. That is not the case. You gonna have rejection anxiety and you gonna have to deal with it. So the first few times, you will get rejected. Deal with it. Once you find the girl, go over and nicely introduce yourself and ask for her name. Then compliment either their hairs or their eyes. Something simple like "Your hairstyle looks great on you or yours eyes are so pretty". That is it. Don't ask her out or anything. Do that to every single girl that you think you can get laid on and dont go for any further. If there are in the same classes, wait until they are separate. This is important, you need to watch how they dress for the next few days. Try to make eye contact with her. If she keeps look down when you made eye contact.You are getting closer to your goal. If she looks sideway, cross her out of your list. If she stared back at you, bitch is crazy. Dodge. That is it for now. You should be doing this for the next 2 weeks. Here is a few things you need to be ready for: Where are you going to fuck? Safe sex. Safe sex. Safe sex. | ||
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Particle
United States31 Posts
I do not mean tastelessly whip out your cock and say suck it bitch. I do not mean ask her "sup baby you wanna screw" I am simply trying to convey that there is a huge difference between showing desire and being friendly. And friendly guys across the world will self-loath to the day they die about how assholes get all the chicks. Sure there are a ton of assholes getting chicks....however, there are a ton of dudes out there with just an average amount of confidence who understand what it is men and women belong doing together. Do not sit idly by and tell her you don't mind if she blows you off for Johnny YOU DO MIND. Do not let her walk all over you. And if this girl really likes you MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS YOU LIKE HER. You cant hope for her to make a move. Never hope she makes the first move. Do it. Or soon a man's man will come in and fuck the tar out of her and you will be the one who gets to enjoy the story when she calls you on the little princess phone you two went to best buy together for. | ||
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Particle
United States31 Posts
 I am 29 yrs old I knew what I was sayin but I guess the reference is lost upon a younger crowd. | ||
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Prime`Rib
United States613 Posts
On October 13 2012 13:38 Particle wrote: I met a secretary a month ago. Our interaction with one another was 1-2 minutes whenever I would come in to drop a package. Not much room for maneuvering. I called her on her work line. Asked her out. On the second date she blew me. Next one I plowed her in the pool, on the pool decking and on the patio furniture. Before this happened we had spoke on the phone for a few hours total, had sushi together and went for a hike. Not much money spent. The point is i made her feel sexy. I made her feel like I wanted her and that is that. Take control. Don't be shy. Vaginas crave penis. Goodluck sir. stop over thinking and never put yourself in a friend relationship with the apple of your eye He is in high school. All the girl that know the joy of penis is already fucking someone else. He is trying to learn his game. This is kinda of advice is the same as going to the bar and picked up chick. | ||
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Particle
United States31 Posts
He is in high school. All the girl that know the joy of penis is already fucking someone else. He is trying to learn his game. This is kinda of advice is the same as going to the bar and picked up chick. Prime....it was a simple paraphrased story to explain there is nothing to it. High school is no different. In fact one could say high school is even easier. | ||
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Particle
United States31 Posts
And since I had a weekly interaction with that secretary it is quite different than approaching a stranger and dropping a pick up line. | ||
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Particle
United States31 Posts
The girl was on top of me. We were grinding like innocent ignorant adolescents. I did not know what I was doing. I LITERALLY ASKED THIS QUESTION: " Can I touch your vagina with my penis?" Pathetic right? Hell yeah. A little adorable but still from a grown mans eyes pathetic........but I got laid that afternoon. Just go for it | ||
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Particle
United States31 Posts
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babylon
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On October 13 2012 13:57 Particle wrote: Arc since I wrote everything prior to this not knowing how old you are I am gonna say one more thing to make light of the situation. My high school story of losing my virginity The girl was on top of me. We were grinding like innocent ignorant adolescents. I did not know what I was doing. I LITERALLY ASKED THIS QUESTION: " Can I touch your vagina with my penis?" Pathetic right? Hell yeah. A little adorable but still from a grown mans eyes pathetic........but I got laid that afternoon. Just go for it Wow, and with that one line, you immediately jumped ahead of like ... 75% of TL. o.O | ||
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pyrogenetix
China5098 Posts
Man up. You sound like a little bitch. Girls realize that they are neurotic and emotional, so they don't need another wuss. They want to be lost in the confidence of a man. Iron your clothes, brush your teeth, scrape your tongue, clip your nails etc. Be presentable. Smell nice. You don't have to look like a hipster but some indication that you put effort into your clothes goes a long way. Shoes. You must have confidence. Realize that if a girl doesn't like you it usually meant you were not able to communicate your worth to her clearly. See her rejection as her loss, not yours. When you make eye contact with a pretty girl, don't look down at the floor. She will instantly file you as friendzone material. Give her a nod or a smile, an indication that you see her, or you can walk over and introduce yourself. The key is to not be obnoxious and aggressive, but if opportunity opens, you do not back down. Girls like sex. Make no mistake. They just don't want to give it away to someone who didn't even put in any effort. Keep all this in mind and stop worrying so much. If it goes then it goes, if it doesn't then it wasn't meant to be. | ||
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galtdunn
United States977 Posts
Hell maybe even the content too, I can't even tell. Honestly, head over to reddit. r/sex is fascinating. r/relationships might help too. I read a couple of blogs like this on TL and the advice given makes me cringe. | ||
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Thrill
2599 Posts
On October 13 2012 12:31 acgFork wrote: some could just be flirtatious whores. Wtf? | ||
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Tommie
China658 Posts
On October 13 2012 13:45 Particle wrote: I want to attempt to clarify " SHOW HER YOU WANT TO FUCK " I do not mean tastelessly whip out your cock and say suck it bitch. I do not mean ask her "sup baby you wanna screw" I am simply trying to convey that there is a huge difference between showing desire and being friendly. And friendly guys across the world will self-loath to the day they die about how assholes get all the chicks. Sure there are a ton of assholes getting chicks....however, there are a ton of dudes out there with just an average amount of confidence who understand what it is men and women belong doing together. Do not sit idly by and tell her you don't mind if she blows you off for Johnny YOU DO MIND. Do not let her walk all over you. And if this girl really likes you MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS YOU LIKE HER. You cant hope for her to make a move. Never hope she makes the first move. Do it. Or soon a man's man will come in and fuck the tar out of her and you will be the one who gets to enjoy the story when she calls you on the little princess phone you two went to best buy together for. Fuckin' love that last line. But man, you gotta remember this dude is surrounded by high school girls and they can range from young women to big children. Some really don't know how to deal with a man who wants them. | ||
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