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+ Show Spoiler +srsly when life doesn't give you lemons, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO MAKE LEMONADE??
...than you play sc2.
I am going to be back home for fall break. I haven't seen my brother and sister since I have been at college, but my parents visited a couple weeks ago. I feel somewhat defeated from college and very happy to slump back to my own bed...
Today was just one of those energy draining days. I have lost my appetite because I don't really like the food here so I don't eat a lot anymore. That means I have stopped working out as well for a little mostly because it's really cold weather and I have been sick and now because I don't have a large enough calorie intake to be able to sustain a full workout. Today I had a side of spanish rice around 11 and I finished half a plate of pasta with tomato sauce. I am kind of hungry, but I just am not hungry for the food available to me at the moment.
It is also SO dreary here weather wise too. The past week has been damp with constant scattered showers that just keep the whole place damp and the sun hidden. Pie girl is on hold for the moment. The sample text I had in a previous blog was all that was ended up being texted between us. Since I have a break where I will be home, I am gonna put her on hold. I am over the initial disappointment. I thought I should move on so I got another girls number last night (she wrote it on a piece of paper with her first and last name...seems legit). Plus this time I fucking texted her right away with my name and who I was instead of waiting like the other time.
It feels nice to be "gaming" multiple girls at once honestly. I am going to definitely increase this number in the near future...
Despite the shit day, my mood is pretty neutral. I am not particularly happy about anything, yes things could be better but they can always be a little bit better for everyone.
+ Show Spoiler +"College is hard"Well I'm glad the start of college was easy, giving me some time to adjust to college life is pretty nice and now they are really ramping up the workload and what needs to be done to do well in the class. I am somewhat happy by this and really look forward to learning the material better! "Partying life away"Turns out nothing really big happens on Friday nights here anyways. The main party nights are thursday and saturday nights I am a dickMy room mate and I get along now. I have been trying to help him out on homework studying too and we are friendly to each other (need a friendly room mate, less problems) Met a student from harvardturns out this fucker from harvard really goes to my college. I face booked my friend and asked about if he knew the guy that I met because apparently they met because of baseball or some bullshit (point is it was fake), friend didn't really know much about it so I pretty much figured ya...I got hardcore rick rolled
 
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Yo dude life just called me and said: "I have SoR lemons right here. He is such a cool kid because he tokes and "games" multiple girls at once. He also goes to college. Can you please give it to him?"
Being the nice guy I am and totally awed by your blogs I decided to get them for you. Unfortunately when I went to got them and begin heading towards your college, I ran into your massive ego's over-inflated penis and I ended up losing them all.
Sorry. For my failure, Ill give you a star instead.
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When life gives you lemons, link it to nuclear war
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I've known many pathological liars, but never one that blogged so mightily.
If you ever get to that point, you will find that intercourse is superior to texting, and your blogs should improve.
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On October 10 2012 10:02 MountainDewJunkie wrote:
I've known many pathological liars, but never one that blogged so mightily.
If you ever get to that point, you will find that intercourse is superior to texting, and your blogs should improve.
season 2. We are not in season 2 yet
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I wish I could text with girls. What's your secret?
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On October 10 2012 09:24 Daoism wrote:
Yo dude life just called me and said: "I have SoR lemons right here. He is such a cool kid because he tokes and "games" multiple girls at once. He also goes to college. Can you please give it to him?"
Being the nice guy I am and totally awed by your blogs I decided to get them for you. Unfortunately when I went to got them and begin heading towards your college, I ran into your massive ego's over-inflated penis and I ended up losing them all.
Sorry. For my failure, Ill give you a star instead.
I do forgive you for your failure.
he had it coming.
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So you get girls numbers then text them your names? You really need some kind of transition.
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..........................................................................I was catching up with my best friend just now. Turns out he plays LoL. Turns out his whole fucking floor plays LoL.
Now just for the hell of it I am going to play LoL for a little bit just so I can get really good and show off my gaming skills hehe
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On October 10 2012 11:10 StateofReverie wrote:
..........................................................................I was catching up with my best friend just now. Turns out he plays LoL. Turns out his whole fucking floor plays LoL.
Now just for the hell of it I am going to play LoL for a little bit just so I can get really good and show off my gaming skills hehe
Sounds like you've already shown them your 'gaming' skills with all those girls texting you man
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I'm almost expecting a blog where you hold hands with someone and claim THIRD BASE!!!!
On October 10 2012 11:14 Dfgj wrote:Show nested quote +On October 10 2012 11:10 StateofReverie wrote:
..........................................................................I was catching up with my best friend just now. Turns out he plays LoL. Turns out his whole fucking floor plays LoL.
Now just for the hell of it I am going to play LoL for a little bit just so I can get really good and show off my gaming skills hehe Sounds like you've already shown them your 'gaming' skills with all those girls texting you man
Yeah no need to play LoL, just tell them your name and who you are!
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These blogs make me lol so had.
Exaggerating is one thing, but fabrication is another.
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It feels nice to be "gaming" multiple girls at once honestly
Your writings are most asthenic, and they render me naught but atrabilious.
It would take the insults of a thousand dukes and their corteges to even begin to do this horrid piece of work any justice.
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On October 10 2012 09:58 Praetorial wrote:
When life gives you lemons, link it to nuclear war
spark spark spark spark spark errday
God why do I know all these PD shits, I'm an LD debater...
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On October 10 2012 09:58 Praetorial wrote:
When life gives you lemons, link it to nuclear war
Policy Joke :D
Pfd>Policy though
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On October 10 2012 07:20 StateofReverie wrote:
Pie girl is on hold for the moment
Goddammit StateofReverie... she was the best part.
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So when is the obligatory "haha, I trolled you all"-post due?
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I read SoR blogs for the follow up comments. Absolutely hilarious. I am tempted to give him more than one star simply for the entertainment I get from reading the comments.
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On October 10 2012 16:33 Ahzz wrote:
I read SoR blogs for the follow up comments. Absolutely hilarious. I am tempted to give him more than one star simply for the entertainment I get from reading the comments.
Don't do that. He previously stated that he likes being one star so that way people can find his blog easily. He sees it as a point of pride.
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On October 10 2012 17:27 lightrise wrote:Show nested quote +On October 10 2012 16:33 Ahzz wrote:
I read SoR blogs for the follow up comments. Absolutely hilarious. I am tempted to give him more than one star simply for the entertainment I get from reading the comments. Don't do that. He previously stated that he likes being one star so that way people can find his blog easily. He sees it as a point of pride.
I don't remember exactly, but didn't say someone would kill themself if he ever got a 2-star
or something to that effect
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well on a positive note, if life shit on you, scat play would be an improvement over texting in your quest to not be a fuckless freshman
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On October 10 2012 17:27 lightrise wrote:Show nested quote +On October 10 2012 16:33 Ahzz wrote:
I read SoR blogs for the follow up comments. Absolutely hilarious. I am tempted to give him more than one star simply for the entertainment I get from reading the comments. Don't do that. He previously stated that he likes being one star so that way people can find his blog easily. He sees it as a point of pride.
lol.
On October 10 2012 17:30 Ikidomari wrote:Show nested quote +On October 10 2012 17:27 lightrise wrote:On October 10 2012 16:33 Ahzz wrote:
I read SoR blogs for the follow up comments. Absolutely hilarious. I am tempted to give him more than one star simply for the entertainment I get from reading the comments. Don't do that. He previously stated that he likes being one star so that way people can find his blog easily. He sees it as a point of pride. I don't remember exactly, but didn't say someone would kill themself if he ever got a 2-star or something to that effect
the urban legends that could be started from my blog....
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A real man has a different woman for a company in every major city and he can take her for a date anytime.
Testing is weak, boy!
So listen up 'n' buckle up. There is a lot to be done. First, never show weakness. Show your strength, peeing in the living room isnt the way. Just leave something important in her house, like a family picture. You can start throwing your dirty socks around instead though. They need to learn and love your smell, so when you are just arriving to the town they are already in front of their house.
Mission one, get three girls to visit. Then we will talk about having fun.
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On October 10 2012 10:02 MountainDewJunkie wrote:
I've known many pathological liars, but never one that blogged so mightily.
If you ever get to that point, you will find that intercourse is superior to texting, and your blogs should improve.
Surely if this guy was a pathological liar he'd make his life seem somewhat interesting?
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You get out there and you find some dam lemons!
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On October 10 2012 15:52 heyoka wrote:
*Then
This bothered me so bad, too.
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On October 10 2012 23:24 GohgamX wrote:
You get out there and you find some dam lemons!
I found some lemons...turns out they weren't lemons. They were fucking apples so now I just have a bunch of apple juice
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